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  • mm
    mm m m m m
    i'm here ily
    • mmm mm m mm m M m hook me up with the gOOD SHIT
      obvs the good /love stuff/ i aint no sinner
  • BOI
  • and now I shall serenade you with the song of our people....

    "Nobody wants to be moist
    A bunch of overactive pores
    I struggle opening doors
    And I lose every tug of war

    Nobody wants to be wet
    Though sweet soul I do secrete
    Can’t make damp fingers snap to the beat

    The microphone is dripping
    My baritone is slipping
    A rhyme into this line I’ll have to foist
    Nobody want to be moist

    Nobody wants to be moist
    Though on the dance floor I glide
    On stairs I’m petrified
    (That’s how Harry Wismer died)

    Nobody wants to be soaked
    Though it is with a graceful ease
    I deduce in which way blows the breeze

    Oh sure I have the power
    To make paste from a powder
    But last time I did that no one rejoiced
    Nobody want to be moist

    A man so ancillary
    My little song is buried
    Not till the Commentary is it voiced
    Nobody wants to be
    Nobody wants to be
    Nobody wants to be moist"
  • time for a captain hammer quote spam bc youre the best and this is the best way I can express it lmao

    "i don't go to the gym, i'm just naturally like this."
    "I THINK THIS IS WHAT PAIN FEELS LIKE"
    "it's curtains for you, dr. horrible. gently lacy wafting curtains."
    "I hate the homeless.................... ness problem that plagues our city."
  • hi there, just wanted to say that you're a beautiful human being! have a nice day!
  • this spicy sin has spread so much sin on this page
    good luck
    • rrrreeEEEE
      brb gotta go to church to cleanse myself of this s i n
  • *scatters an entire box of cheese-itz on the floor for you and runs*
    • *SCREAM*
      NOT THE CHEESE ITZ
  • WASH YOUR DISHES RAKUE *screams*
    • nO
      I QUIT
      NOT EVEN CHOCOLATE MILK AND TATOR TOTS WILL CONVINCE ME