Posts by Cher

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    [align=center][font=georgia][color=white]I remember собака used to love to steal baby chickens from my neighbors in Russia. We'd find him coughing up zeir little fluffy feathers all the time.



    Lolwhat I just got a message on my sub account
    MAYBE I HAVE A DATE OR IM A VILLIAN NOW
    //runs off in slow motion awkwardly


    I highly bout it is date. I would not want man like zeat putting sweaty hands all over me. I'd have to go take shower every time we even held hands :3



    uhh only the hottest guy ever!!!


    [align=center][font=georgia]I bout that as well, unless it is russian man. Have you seen russian men? They are hot enough to change climate in Russia


    Hey, it's not as bad as you may think. I mean, it's nothing like touching Horrible or anything... But you get used to it after a while ^^


    Vait...have you dated both of zeose men?
    Abra was right. Woman in zeis town really are dogs.


    Speaking of Abra...
    -waves-



    Can you let me meet some Russian men, then?


    [color=white]Sure. I have brother that might come to America. But you keep your dirty little paws off of him.



    Eh, sadly no. Only one of them. But that Doctor WILL be mine eventually!!! >:I
    Excuse me? Well, you may be right. -wink, wink-


    ...You are much to pretty for either of them. Especially Wet man.



    I say Cher and Kaddie could date me any time.
    They are hotter than the sun babehh~


    [align=center][font=georgia]Oh zere you are. I was beginning to wonder if you had ran off.
    I have loaded guns ready for murder now. I already had them prepared for when Maurice came over


    Great spirits of the afterlife...You people are more love-thirsty than meets the eye. O_O;
    ...Or is it just desperation? o3o


    I agree with strange man with much makeup. Everybody here is very desperate. Am I only woman that still has any pride? >3>



    Ohh trust me, Cher. I can be a REAL dog when I whanna be.


    ...zeat is very nice. You are friends with Tie-Die woman, da?



    .... I'm right here. You guys know that right?
    Horrible, back me up here.


    I am very much aware zeat you are zere.
    And ohhh, Horrible man is here as well? I would like to met him. I hear many horrible zeings about him. heheh



    The o ly desperate one is the wet Casanova over there and Terrible looking for Melody.


    [align=center][font=georgia]Hello Ellie ^^


    Me? I never met Tie-Die. Why?


    It's just you two...act similar.



    Ah, yeah. Come on, people. It's not like Moist is a child or anything, quit talking about him like he's not even here .___.


    Hello Horrible man!
    You are not very good at standing up for Wet man friend, da? In Russia, how we defend friend is zeat we gather all of our own friends and make sure man that made fun of friend does not make fun of anyone ever again. You understand what I am saying, da?



    Oh hey there, Cher --
    Finally, someone with good common sense.


    Oh yes, common sense --
    A very rare but useful powerpower in zeis town .-.



    Hey, I'm not that strange! Okay, maybe I am... heh.....But the makeup has nothing to do with it! I swear, can't a villain have any freedom in what he chooses his costume to be??


    You are villain too?
    How many villains are zere here?


    Need any help getting away from the pests here?


    Zanks for offer, but I can handle zese people myself.
    At least...I think I can



    Oh come on I can fight for myself.
    I mean, look how clearly buff I am in my pics, sweetie.


    Buff? If you call being as skinny as a cleaned bone off of a cow, then yes, you are buffest man ever.



    Hey, Cher, no worries. Ta-da! Another hero! .3.
    ...Though most of you probably haven't even heard of me...


    I have not heard of you! but hello! How do you know my name?!


    I'm no Einstien but he probably guessed by your username, Cher.


    Ah yes, me and Horrible are good friends.


    Why yes...of course.
    I am not used to this internet zeing. Up in Alaska, we could not get very g


    I've kind of been reading up on this chat for a while...I'm uh...decides whether or not to use real name, or superhero name. decides on superhero name, but fails. I'm Carlos Romero.
    ...
    S***. I mean....I'm ah... O_O; thinks of another name...blanks out.


    Romero? Like Romeo without the "r"?
    I remember reading romeo and juilet as a kid. It was very nice book, but love story was cheesy. I mean, just because woman dies does not mean you go kill yourself as well! And romeo and juilet's parents was pretty stupid. She had to still have pulse it she was living! Did you not check zeat?!



    No, I'm pretty strong under these clothes.
    And one day, I'll find a girl and you'll be wishing it was you.
    That goes for you too, TeiDie o-o


    [align=center][font=georgia]I highly doubt that.
    I am not guy-crazy like all other women here.


    *winces at the word "kid"* I wasn't a big fairy-tale reader when I was...little. Romance stories kind of bugged me, anyway.


    Well, when you are locked in house by giant blizzard storm, you kind of have no other option but to read anything you can.



    That's okay. Psssh. Who needs dates when I have my hot bod and my new friend Molly.
    She used to be famous, she's a pretty cool partner.


    [align=center][font=georgia]Your body is pretty hot. It would have to be, for you to sweat all of the time.
    I'm more of the colder type myself. Anything to hot might burn... /shiftyeyes


    No.... My sweating is caused by radioactivity caused a long time ago.
    Has nothing to do with body tempature actually.


    same for me bro
    To much information....moving on



    Well, when you're strapped down to a metal surgical table being used by an insane villain as a guinea pig, it's kind of hard to find time to read .___.


    Oh wow...
    What is zies? Tell woman you just met all about your past day? Gosh