Posts by HankonKage

"How was it going with your boyfriend?!" Her dad yelled. Jo flew into the truck and punched her dad in the face, blushing. "He isn't my boyfriend got it?!" She yelled in response.

Jo glared at her dad, still blushing. "Come on, if we go to McDonalds will you forgive me?" Her dad asked, rubbing his punched face. Jo's face lit up, "Ok!"

Jo and her dad finally got home carrying food that would probably kill Jo by the age of 20.

"Well, how about I hunt you?" He grinned a devious smile, still holding the rabbit's blood dripping head.

[[Ok, Candy is just making me depressed. One moment while I go listen to emo music out of depression]]

Jo and her dad were eating fatty McDonalds food and watching football. "Yay! We're americans!"

[[we need something half-hearted to happen to get rid of all this depressingness]]

[[random joke to make this thread less depressing:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really p!ssed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.]]

He grinned," That's not wise. I've been trained by TigerStar in the dark forest since I was a kit. But if you want to kill yourself go ahead." He unsheathed his razor sharp, dark red, blood stained claws and showed his sharp teeth. He hissed in her face and grinned. "Goodbye little kitty...."

Jo finished her cheeseburger, finished her English paper, and changed.

Jo's phone vibrated and she looked at it. Hmm....I wonder if dad would let me....Oh well I'd just sneak out then, I've done it countless times before. She smiled and then her dad randomly called out, "Whenever you get silent like that it means that your planning something! Do I have to take away your 9x19 Warrior!? You know shooting the bus driver is a bad idea!" Jo couldn't help but giggle.

"Maybe...." Jo said back to her dad. She fell asleep and dreamed sweet dreams of the bus driver's head exploding.

He grinned. He fled backwards until his rump was against a tree.

[[yeah thursday has been WAY too long(wow that feels weird to say]]

He quickly climbed backwards up the tree, above her head. "How do you like my moves from SkyClan?" He asked, a sly grin on his face.

[[can we skip to friday already?]]

[[Jo has been asleep for forever so I've just been reading manga until it goes to friday. But I have to leave in about 20 minutes]]

[[well.....]]

[[Yay!]]

Jo got out of bed and changed.

She brushed her super short hair then tied her old, muddy sneakers. "Hey Joey! I'm leaving now!" Her dad yelled as the the door slammed behind him. Jo ran into kitchen and grabbed a cereal bar, her backpack, and ran outside to sit on the curb. Jo started playing fruit-ninja on her iPhone then yelled out as she yet again got a really high highscore.