Posts by sparky the dog

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I hate TwiShining... Then again, if it's incest, I probably hate it. Incest like PumpkinPound, AppleMac, TwiShining and LotAloe are only excuses to make clop 'hotter' for Luna-knows-what reasons.
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I hate Twixie. Hate Twixie. And ScootaDash. And every incest out there. (save for BabsBloom)
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Better than Button/Button's Mom.
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"Well, what are ya waitin' for?" Applejack said excitedly. "Juggle 'em like a circus pony would!"
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Husky heard a sizzling noise and turned, gripping the diamond axe in his paws, thinking it was a creeper. Immediately the TNT exploded, sending him flying until he landed hard on the cold snow. He lied there, shocked, for a second or two before slowly and painfully standing up. The front of his body felt hot, and he looked down to see parts of his fur turned soot black. He quickly ran inside to get some food.
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Yeah, that's what I thought. (Pokemare by tiarawhy is pretty funny, though.)
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After eating some meat, Husky looked outside his window to see two girls: one with a creeper army by her side, the other one hiding in a tree. He stepped back, grabbing his bow and arrows from a chest, and stepped near the door, fitting an arrow on his bow.
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"Go Fluttershy!" Applejack cheered, clapping her hooves lightly and leaning on the end of the couch.
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Applejack watched silently, admiring Fluttershy's juggling skills, unknowing of the big smile on her face.
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As soon as Bane started yelling, Husky burst out of the door, aiming his bow at her and firing shot after shot. He growled and snarled after each arrow flew towards her with a look of anger on his face.
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Husky growled louder, walking towards Bane while aiming the bow straight at her, indicating that she must leave.
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Seeing the dangerous threat Bane had towards his house, Husky lowered his bow. He growled once more, narrowing his eyes at the female.
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"Ah choose dare," Applejack said again, and then adding, "Hopefully it ain't more of that animal food."
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"Easy peasy!" She saw a porcupine scuttling from beneath her, and lifted it from the ground. Holding it close to her body, Applejack asked, "How long should Ah be doin' this?"
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After holding the porcupine for a while, Applejack finally set it down. She rubbed the spot where the bristles poked against her body. "Truth or dare?"
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Applejack thought for a second, then started speaking without thinking first. "Is there a special somepony that y'all are interested in?" A smirk descended on her face again as she waited for Fluttershy's answer.
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Would you like it if I ship you with Pinkie Pie?
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