Posts by Mooseman

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  • Warrior Name Generator!

    that was rye-eye, wasn't it?
    a) yes= eye of creepy gecko
    b)no= ryeeye the gecko


    geckoheart
    heart that beats
    beating fist that punches
    punchface
    faceflame
    flamingcowXD
    cow that jumps over moonXD
    moonfoot
    foot of barking dog
    dog with swollen pads
    padfoot i.e. sirius black
    footclaw
    clawingworm
    wormtail i.e. peter pettigrew
    tail of slithering snake

  • The Person Below Me

    my favorite slice of bread is the crust at the front.
    second fave = crust at the back
    what are you talking about????
    also, i said IS a cow, not HAS a cow.


    TPBM IS a cow...

  • Happy Days {Kit thread, liquid time, and completely OPEN!}

    OOC:whos still here?


    ic:Bluekit started counting-"1... 2... 3... 4... 5..."


    Scarkit quietly pawed over to where a queen was sleeping, and lay down behind her, pretending to be one of her kits. This wasn't something he'd normally do, but he had practiced disguising his scent earlier that day, and felt that it was best to hide right under Bluekits nose.

  • The Longest Sentence...

    There are way, way, way, way too many legendary gray, purple, orange-spotted, nutritious, long-leaf, prickly, emo, cute, devious, Hawaiian, dancing pine trees in that girly, gay-ish, unfinished basement full of idiotic . . . idiots that pooped out of a legendary butt that farted you even Steven could destroy all living people and eat many babies with diapers that stunk with wet dog like food crazy people who really liked omega style chocolate donuts which love and like lizards that eat universes with super crazy minds that grab entire universes and unmentionable things said like Knickerbocker glory beast chaos oh my god but they had donut in their ears. They liked their french fries and stale Chinese things that were moldy and tasted really like those disgusting and taste-bud-killing pieces of toast, also it used the bathroom in a black hole that has huge purple worms that were dumb, and killed the big poop monster that took a dump on the sidewalk and saw a bunny thats staring unabashedly in horror, and cried its eyes out, and his ears in back, also the dude's ex-girlfriend killed garfield with a lasagna machine gun, which then jammed the toilet seat. Thereafter nobody could use the toilet and had made the poop which was bright pink turn into a great big pile of little cheddar cheeses that give little old men swine flu and from now until the year 4010 you will all be craving bacon next weekend also you will be wanting french toast that looks like it has witnessed many french wars, because it looks sad due to the fact that the french were just raising their arms and screaming, "Je me rends!" and taste the bug taste of nothing, that is nowhere could make fun of the purple polka dotted horse with a pickle for a tongue and shiny, yellow candies that come out of a place you don't want to know. These candies are used for people doing Yoga and they give them out as treats when people stretch too much and brake something instantaneously like the awesome tail bone, which is a fish's tail in the syrup. Paul the Terminator doesn't goes boom at all because he is not a suicide bomber, but he is not a maniac who loves the smell of dog poop. He accidentally thought it was chocolate, and made his friend, Heartfang, eat it, causing her horrible breath that smelled like cheesepuffs dipped in chocolate, and then Heartfang made Flowerstar die because Heartfang breathed on Flowerstar causing her to die from the odor of her breath that poofed redness when breathed on people who like to wear pink socks on their head and sing in the cake that turns into chocolate apple pie that implodes while you're changing your shirt because it can kill you instantly if a baby throws up on it and you have earrings on your fingers