Posts by Gempaw

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]hmm, i used to be pretty active in shadowclan with a different character, but that was ages ago, so it's probably changed a lot. i'll check it out!
same goes for the guardians of valhalla. just from the name it seems pretty cool.
[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]ooh, they look good too!
ugh, they all seem great, i can't choose.
i'll add a poll, you guys can decide for me.
[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]man, was ice king bored. there was never anything going on in the ice kingdom, unless you liked penguin dance parties. the snowy-furred lynx used to, but then gunter broke the stereo. "stupid penguins," he muttered under his breath, as he heaved an enormous bag behind him. it was stuffed to the brim with his possessions, like his drum kit, and all that weird stuff from the 'the past' room. the only thing of his that wasn't in the sack was a golden crown, with three enormous red gems adorning the front. perched atop his head, the crown pretty much never left his person. well, unless his turbo bros, finn and jake, punched it off. actually, now that he thought about it, that wasn't really something you did to a turbro.

then the universe decided to take a dump on his existence, and negated his ice powers. like, what was up with that? he was the ice king. you can't really be an ice king without ice powers. otherwise you're a liar. like finn that one time when he wrote fake letters so his crazy ex would wanna fight him, just cuz he wanted to have another cosmic owl dream. she completely trashed his house, for glob's sake! "i mean, sure, she's a princess, but you don't go and get her to beat up one of your bros just because of a dream! am i right, goonther?" this was met by a 'wenk' from one of the many penguins that were following after the senile wizard.

"speaking of, maybe there's gonna be some hot new princesses in this place! ooh, i hope they're as pretty as pb. actually, i wonder where she is? she's gone completely off the grid. man, i hope finn isn't secretly trying to block my princess game. that's just- GUNTHER NO!" one of the penguins had been rummaging in the bag, and was about to smash a vase that had been stowed in there. "sweetie, you can't just go around smashing other people's things. at least, not while we're travelling. you don't wanna get the glass all over the place, what if you step in it later? when get there, you can have as many smashable things as you want, mm'kay?" ignoring the penguin's death glare, ice king trudged up to the border, and gave a yell.

"HELLOOOO! ARE THERE ANY PRINCESSES AROUND? CUZ' THERE'S ONE FINE PIECE OF WIZARD RIGHT HERE, READY TO DATE!"

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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]"what's your name?" he retorted harshly, before slapping his forehead. "oops, silly billy, i'm here to join, aren't i? i... think... anyways, i'm the ice king! well, sorta. my stupid crown is being stupid and not letting me use my stupid ice powers. i mean i still have my wizard eyes, but..." he trailed off, and swatted at midair, as if he was trying to push something invisible away. "without my powers, the ice kingdom kinda... melted. i managed to save most of my stuff, but still. soooo, can i join?"

pushing aside one of the penguins, ice king dropped his bags, and walked up to the cub. "oh, and i probably should introduce my penguins, shouldn't i? this is günter, goonter, gunter, gunder, günther, goonder, goonther, gunty, goonthy, gunthy, gunthilda, guntilda, gonter, ginthy, and, of course, gunther." he pointed them out in turn, before leaning into maddercub, and dropping his voice to a whisper. "she's the one that likes to break things." he sat back. "but don't worry about her. she's going to be a good girl and only smash the things i let her, aren't you, gunther?" ignoring him, the penguin lobbed the vase at a tree.

"so, are there any princesses here i should know about? doesn't matter who, i'm not picky." ik looked past maddercub, trying to see if there were any behind her. "you aren't hiding them from me, are you?" luckily, his predicament was solved by the arrival of nightingale. "a snake princess? ooh, nice! you into ice wizards? because i know a really hot one i can set you up with, and he's right here, if you know what i mean." yep, the sarcasm had gone right over the lynx's head.[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]track & threads with this skanky old nerd?

[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]track~

[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]this threw the lynx. to be honest, he didn't really have a clear definition of princess in his head, just that being one automatically made you hot (but not if you were super-young), and if you were one, you were probably gonna be kidnapped rescued from your banal duties at some point and forced to end up marrying him. still, he wasn't one to leave a question hanging like that, so it looked like it was bullshitting to the rescue! "well, sweetie, a princess is a person that, uh-" dear glob, this kid asks tough questions. ice king gave the penguins a look that probably meant 'any of you wanna help your daddy out?' well, either that or 'man, you guys really need a bath or something.'

when it became obvious that none of his penguins were gonna help him out, he resolved to blurt out the first thing that came to mind. "IS THE HEIGHT OF BEAUTY AND GRACE AND YOU SHOULD LOCK UP IN YOUR LOVE DUNGEON AND MARRY THE MOMENT YOU GET A CHANCE."
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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]this conversation was quickly becoming a logic bomb for ice king. who would have guessed, the person that finally broke him was only a kid. "well, no... i mean, but most princesses are, so... yes? gah, i don't know! i'm just into them because they're princesses!"

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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]his eye was twitching by this point. this kid is brutal. why can't i just like princesses and that be the end of it?"i don't know, i just- SURPRISE ICE MAGIC ZAP!" ice king flailed his paws at the kitten, before letting out a groan. "ugh, stupid crown! why won't you let me use my powers!?" taking it off, the senile wizard gave it a kick, as if he expected that to do something. spoiler alert: it didn't.

letting out an exasperated sigh, he turned back to the kitten. "but i don't wanna marry a normal person! i'm sorry sweetie, but it has to be a princess. you're too young for me to explain now anyway, you'll understand when you're older, okay?"[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]turning around, ice king flashed a grin at the two newcomers. "i'm an ice king. well, not an ice king, i'm the ice king. last time i wasn't clear on that, some ca-razy stuff happened. stopping to put his crown back on, he continued. "yeah, i'm a joiner. but none of these bozos have had the courtesy to accept me yet. except for snake princess, he's excused, because he's a princess. ooh, speaking of, neither of you two happen to be princesses, do you?"

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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]well, that was music to ice king's ears. slightly out-of-tune music, since the guy wasn't a princess, but still music. "thanks man! too bad about the princess thing, but i'm sure i'll find some. and until then, i still have snake princess, amiright?" waggling his eyebrows at the basilisk, he grabbed his bags, and motioned for his penguins to come follow. they, of course, ignored him, and ran off. "oh, come on guys! we haven't even been here an hour and you've run away. well, don't come crying to me if you get lost." turning back to claude, a sudden thought struck him. "hey, uh, so where am i gonna sleep? i mean, i can't exactly rebuild my castle at the moment. the whole reason i'm joining one of these clan thingos is because it melted and i can't fix it. well that, and it gives me a chance to check out the scene. see what all the younger princesses are into. be more hip, y'know?"

oops, it seemed like he was beginning to ramble. luckily his tangent was averted by the arrival of the next person, and boy, did he just get a crush. female, check. position of power, check. super pretty, double check. ice king, it looks like you've just found a real hot princess hottie to marry. forgetting his accommodation troubles, the lynx sidled on up to constellationdreamer. "hello princess..." he drooled, infatuated already.
[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]oh look. it was the kid that made ice king nearly reevaluate his whole purpose in life in two seconds. nearly. he should've just avoided her, considering, but eh. anyway, meet and greets were a great place to meet people. people like princesses.

//track

[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]that stopped his drooling. sure, ice king had pretty much no boundaries when it came to everything else about dating, but he knew that cheating was bad. hey, you had to give him credit. sorta? ish? no? "ugh, dang. just letting ya know though, if it doesn't work out-" he wiggled his eyebrows.

( oh my god i'm so sorry, ice king is so embarrassing to play. i swear i don't normally play characters like this )[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]ice king smells like penguins and old fish.
the fish smell is because he uses penguin milk for moisturiser.
god i wish i was making that up. adventure time is a really weird show.

oh, and he sounds like ( this )

[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]ahh. it was good to be all settled in. and by all settled in, i mean ice king had just dumped his stuff in a pile, let the penguins run wild, and written a couple more pages of his fanfiction. but hey, he couldn't hang around all by himself. he needed to get out there and meet people. and what was a better way to meet people than to have a meet and greet? he'd even made some food to share. like an omelette. that he had stuck his foot in. so if you ate it you'd have a part of him inside you. yep. ice king wasn't the best at social norms. or even regular norms. in short, stay away from the food.

"meet and greet! free food to anybody who comes! ohglobpleaseletsomebodycome."[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]soooo, threads with the ice king? he's open for pretty much anything, minus serious relationships, death, major injury or rape, so go nuts!
[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[fancypost bgcolor=transparent; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px;); width: 250px; height: px; ][justify][font=calibri][color=black][size=8]i named my dialga tempus, and an umbreon i've had for about five years now and transferred all the way up from platinum was called penumbra.[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]one piece?

[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]ice king attempted a grin at kismet, showing off far too many teeth. did i mention he wasn't good at social stuff? "nice to meet you too, bro. can i call you bro? or turbro? like, turbo bro. turbro. turbo bro. tur-bro. turbo... bro..." he trailed off, and kicked at the ground, trying to think of more to say.

feeling an embarrassed blush rising on his cheeks, ice king was pretty relieved at the arrival of somebody whom he'd dubbed 'out-of-bounds princess'. "hey out-of- i mean, hey constellationdreamer! how're you doing?" before he could get an answer, however, he caught sight of crystal. hooray, another female he could mistake for royalty and hit on. "your full name wouldn't happen to be crystal princess, would it?"
[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]

[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=6px; border-top: 15px #ffffff solid; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/Y63L7jo.gif); background-position: top; height: 160px; width: 268px;][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; height: 21px; width: 268px; overflow: auto; color: #1d0031; font-size: 7pt; font-family: georgia; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; margin-left: -15px; margin-top: -19px; opacity: 1.0;] i am the king! i am the king of c-c-cool! [/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 20px; width: 280px; color: #1d0031; font-size: 8pt; font-family: verdana; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 6px; margin-top: -6px;]THE ICE KING![/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 296px; height: 180px; overflow: hidden; padding: 7px;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; padding-right: 32px; overflow: auto;][fancypost bgcolor=#aedbf5; bordercolor=#aedbf5; borderwidth=0px; width: inherit; height: inherit; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia; font-size: 11px; color: #1d0031; line-height: 11px;]trotting over, ice king raised a paw. "question. does this mean i can capture as many princesses as i want to marry? and if so, HECK YEAH!"
[/fancypost][/fancypost][/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; borderwidth=0px; height: 5px; width: 280px; font-size: 9px; font-family: georgia; color: transparent; text-align: right; line-height: 5px;]#near #nogunter[/fancypost]