Thor is awesome.
*Teleports to where I marry Thor*
"Do you, Derpy :3 take Thor as your lawful husband?" The minister/priest/person asked. "I do." "And do you, Thor, take Derpy :3 as your lawful wife and promise to love each other?" The minister/priest/person asked. "I do." Thor responded in his deep voice. I'm not even gonna continue :3
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Nurse Derpclaw put on a poker face.
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OOC: Oh, lol, okay. Can I post a few character ideas for those who want to make new characters but are stuck on what they want to make them?
Jared got up. His tears were gone. He walked into his cabin and layed on the bed facedown. Destiny and Hope got up and sat in a big booth. Destiny ordered salad, and Hope ordered soup. -
Ebonyclaw heard the barking of the dogs and rushed to find it. When she saw the river and the dog pack, she instantly unsheathed her claws. She pounced on one and started clawing its nose. It howled in fury, but she held on.
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OOC: SHYFUR/CUTEKINS! I KNOW YOU! FROM SOMEWHERE!

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The whooping attracted the attention of a young girl, who looked like she was in college. "Marissa?" The girl said. "Amber! I TOTALLY MISSED YOU!" Marissa ran over and hugged her. "This is Amber. She graduated last year and she moved here! We were best friends!" Marissa was squealing like a five-year old who drank coffee AND Mountain Dew.
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OOC: Si. Oui. Yes.
Hope ate her soup quickly, while Destiny stabbed at her salad. -
Approved. I'm also going to do a cat character thing. IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
Her name is Kaden Johnahassen. She is short and thin. Her hair is long, blond, and always perfect. Her green eyes sparkle with an unseen fire. She is very intelligent and has a modeling job, but she is also very athletic and a fast runner. She is being persued by vampires who are looking for revenge. She is secretly a vampire hunter and will stop at nothing to take revenge on the vampires who infected her family. She is playful and teasing, but is also proud and stubborn, like Alpha up there somewhere. She has had many boyfriends and is notorious for cheating on them, but she's still a guy magnet. She wears all the latest fashions, and wears morphing high heels that do the exact same thing as Alpha's. She has a wooden stake, a steel sword, and a jar of silvery gold powder for emergencies.
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"BUT I LOVE MY MOUNTAIN DEEEW!" Marissa screamed and poured about five cans down her throat. "YAAAAAAY!" SHe was super-hyper now, and Amber was looking a bit creeped out.
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Ebonyclaw was clearly stuggling to keep on, but then she fell. The dog's teeth were extremely close to her thoat, but she hissed and flicked the dog in an eye and jumped back to attack.
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OOC: Yep. :3
Destiny sighed and got up, leaving her plate. "Just stay here, Hope. I'm gonna go around." She started walking, then bumped into Jack. "Sorry." -
OOC: Can Rose be a minion of Ivy? Memehehe
IC: Rose had a small smirk on her face. She stopped in front of Sarah. "Do you know where Abbey Street is?" She asked, having a look of innocent confusion on her face. -
Approved. She can become a Prefect later on. She can be Melissa or Mason's roommate.
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Ebonyclaw hissed and raked both of her claws down the dog's neck. It howled in pain, then its cries were silenced by the cold cloud of death.
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Rose shot her foot out and tripped Sarah. She motioned for Ivy to grab her quickly.
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Alyssa walked down the street after school. The sun was setting. She suddenly tripped, and her books that were clutched tightly in her arms flew. She felt a burning pain in her knees. "Ow... stupid rocks..." She muttered. She stood up and looked at her knees. They were bleeding somewhat badly. She dusted herself off.
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POST SOMETHING WHERE YOU MARRY LOKI! That would be super-sweet :3
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*Nods in approval for like the fifth time*
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"Cedarkit. She has really wanted to have kits. You could become a great warrior with us, or you could go to your birth mother and become a great warrior with Starclan." Larchtree said firmly.
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*Is crying happy tears in the audience* "CONGRAGULATIONS, SKY!" I cheer.