"Thanks for abusing cats. Want to join my club?" I asked.
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And guess what! Her locker is 11 down from mine!
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"Let's go find a cat to kill." I said.
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"Ok." I said, as we started walking to the lake.
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"Wow. I thought you were against animal abuse." I said.
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What is Tanya doing to her? Tanya is my x-girlfriend, who is beating up that girl. I'm going over there.
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"Hey! Stop!" I yelled at Tanya.
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"They're fine." I lied.
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"Leave." I said.
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"I'm going to sleep." I said, starting to run away.
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On the way home I saw a dog. "Why can't all cats be like you?" I asked.
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"Good morning!" I said to myself.
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"Life is harsh as a cat abuser." I wondered.
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"Hey Tanya, that boy over there wants to kiss you." I lied, pointing to a boy down the hall.
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"So now will you tell me your name?" I asked, a little bit rudely.
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"Excuse me, what was that?" I asked the girl visiting her uncle.
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"Ok, why are you so depressed. Why didn't you want to hang with me this morning?" I asked.
[I thought your name was Marissa]
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"No it's not. I did it for a reason."
[Just modify it lol]
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"How would you like to go on a date with me?" I asked.
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"Yeah, that works. Where?" I asked.