Posts by jordanlynch

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    I'm a weird kid. I just could never really fit in with life. Or at least the life I have. It's not really a good life, but still. I wonder why Lily and her sister don't think I'm abnormal. I wonder what her sister's name is. I never really found out.

    I think I'll go over there and ask out that little brunette girl. I think I'll go over there and spread my wings and fly to the moon. That's impossible. So is my chances with her. I have never had a girlfriend, and I'm 10 years old. What if she says no? What would she do? Would she laugh at me? I really an oblivious.


    I'm Brody Riemer and I am, well a fail. I'm bad at math, and spelling, and history, well there's science, and- well it doesn't matter that much. I have a crush on a girl and I don't know what to do. My life sucks. I can't play football, or baseball, or basketball, or anything. I'm surprised I don't get bullied. Oh wait, I do.


    Don't tell me my life's not a Shakespearean tragedy.

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    I just landed in the woods. Woo, that plane crash was insane. I'm so happy I survived. I need to find a place for me and my clan to shelter. What if we run out of food? I hope not. Will Brian van Pelt die in the wilderness? I hope so. Right now it's all about the survival. If there is any. What would happen if we got so injured and died? That would be depressing.

    “As my father said, cats are always the best species.” I said to Sapporo, Japan’s son. “Sapporo, do you know what I intend? I intend to be a cat. I would love to be a cat. I could walk around all day, and never have to find an uncomfortable place to sleep. I would lie on my stomach like a lazy bum. I would never have to take a bath, I could lick myself to be clean. And, I would never fear of getting hurt. I would always land on my feet. I would love to be a cat. I bet you think I sound so much like my father. What do you think, Sapporo?” I thought he would laugh in my face like I’m some weirdo. “Forget what I said. It’s stupid.”


    I wish I was my father. He always had the confidence to speak what he believed in. But I'm me. I'm me and I have to face that fact. I like myself, but I feel something's missing. I'm always in the mood to express my feelings with Sapporo. We also enjoy talking about Greek myths. We say the mountain that we talk on was the home of Zeus and the other gods. What if I was the god of cats? That would be real cute. I bet the other gods would laugh at me. Or maybe I'm over reacting? Should I tell this to Sapporo? I had so many questions in my head, and so many more questions of what to do with them.


    Hello, I am Athens, the son of Greece. My best friend is Sapporo, son of Japan. I always express my feelings with him. But he never seems to care. I want to tell him that he is kind of rude sometimes, but I don’t think I have the confidence to. He is still my friend. I just want to let him know how I feel. Our parents were best friends, and we are happy we met.


    Maybe he isn't that rude. Maybe I just feel he is. I am pretty sensitive. His father was a sweet, caring man, and I bet his son is. They would usually hang out at Olympia, and nap there. Sapporo and I always do that. They have so much history. I bet we will to. It would help if I was honest. Should I continue? No a good friendship needs honesty. But what if I get embarrassed because he laughs at how stupid I am. On the other hand, honesty is the best answer. So, I'm going to go ahead and continue.


    "Cats are cool. Life would be a challenge to hunt your food. There has got to be no challenge in my life. I'm way too calm. I would sleep 18 hours a day. I love to sleep. I just don't do it enough. Do you have those feelings?" I bet not. "You don't think this is weird, right?" I sounded pretty confident. I wonder what he felt. I was still confused of how I sounded saying that I want to be a cat.

    "I'm happy to hear you care." I'm really shocked that he didn't laugh. Why was I so unsure? I have nothing to worry about. I'm way to sensitive. I really got to stand up and tell the world who I am!


    "I am a cat!" I said it, patting my neko-ears. "Meow meow." I said, role-playing a cat. I loved to act as a cat. I usually have dreams about cats. I'm mating with a cat. I'm licking am cat. I have a family. My kittens are running around me, playing.