Posts by Wonderland

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    [align=center][font=georgia]"Then maybe you should've tried a little harder, instead of insulting me!" Dreams snapped. She was surprised with herself, honestly. She never got this upset over - over anything, really. What had gotten into her? Of course, Culprit had just met her; how could he ask what had gotten into her? He didn't know what she was usually like, unless he was some kind of stalker. Ah, that was an idea. Maybe he was a stalker. "You're such a stalker!"

    "Well, believe it," DJ replied shortly, trying to get the message across that he didn't want to talk about this. Not here, not now. "They're selfish and harsh, Twolegs are. They'll mutate you then throw y'out on th'street." His features were distorted with hate for a moment, then he looked away and lashed his tail.

    "I'mma be an apprentice in a few days!" Phoenixkit exclaimed, seeming to have forgotten his trauma of just a few moments ago. His eyes shone as he looked up at Tecumseh. "Will you - will you be my mentor!?" The ginger tom's gaze was pleading as he fixed the older cat in it. He seemed to have disregarded Waterpaw's presence at all. That was just how it went with kits, though - me, me, me, I, I, I.

    [align=center]Oh gods, another lost kit. You'd think the clans had a lit neon sign directing the kits from the nursery out of the territory, the recruiter thought irritably, spotting Frozenkit. He padded up to her and sighed, sitting down.
    "Hello, kit," he droned, monotone. "I'm Insanity, a recruiter here in Scarclan. Are you lost and/or in need of a home? If so, you're always welcome to join us." Gods, was this job boring sometimes. He had his recruiting speech down pat by now. Was that a good thing or a bad thing? He guessed it could be both.

    Dreams padded over to the brown she-cat and sat down. Normally she was so shy, so deathly shy. Lately, though, she was doing her best to come out of her shell and try to socialize a bit more. Here goes nothing, she thought, taking a deep breath.
    "Hi!" the member meowed, trying to sound spunky and enthusiastic.

    "Yes, you are," Dreams replied, twitching her ears irritably. "What about that did you not understand? I thought I made it clear enough. How about I spell it out clearly for you? You. Are. A. Stalker. Protest all you want, I'll think whatever I want to think." The beautiful silvery she-cat gave a little humph and sat down with her back to Culprit, staring away with her head held high and her hackles lifted aggressively.

    [align=center][font=georgia]Once upon a time, somebody ran
    Somebody ran away saying,
    Fast as I can
    I got to go, I got to go


    [size=5][color=hotpink]Wonderland.[/size]


    [align=center][font=georgia][color=black]The snow-white she-cat's blue eyes shone in the sun as she looked around. Her long coat was well-groomed, though she had missed a few little clumps of moss and dirt here or there. She hated that she couldn't get those few little strands. Oh, how annoying it was! Here she had this perfectly groomed pelt, and then that one little piece of moss had to come along and ruin it all.


    But anyways. What was that in comparison to the importance of this day? It was a beautiful day, though the birds were chirping a little loud for Wonderland's liking, and she should enjoy it, she knew. Of course, it wasn't much good to her to go around criticizing on a day like this. Who was she to grade Starclan's creations? I'm me, of course, the vain she-cat reminded herself, tossing her head as though she were tossing long, golden locks.


    She almost wished someone would come along and try to talk to her. What fun that would be, to put up a smiling guard and sit there picking apart their very being - and they'd be none the wiser! What a brilliant plan it was. Wonderland put on her best innocent face and sat down, looking open and approachable as she began to lick at a clump of unruly fur on her chest.


    Once upon a time we were burning bright
    Now all we ever seem to do is fight
    On and on, and on and on and on

    Wonderland glanced up and gave the apprentice a curt nod, her eyes betraying nothing. In the innermost workings of her mind, she was already scanning Libertypaw up and down, looking for weaknesses, character flaws, anything she could use against her. In this sense, Wonderland was like a playground bully _ only she kept her thoughts to herself instead of yelling them out for the world to hear.



    "Hello," the white she-cat replied, her tail flicking warily. It was always hard to tell what kind of cat you were dealing with at first glance. "I'm Wonderland. You are?" She hoped the apprentice had some kind of stupid name. Cats with stupid names were always easier to criticize, she thought.


    ooc. of course ^^

    Wonderland gave a loud cry of surprise and jumped, spinning around to face Doctorpepper with a bewildered look on her face. A snarl seemed to be forming on her lips when she forced her fur to lie flat and sat down. It was obvious the amount of control it was taking for her to not claw Doctorpepper's eyes out.



    "What's your problem, you loser?" she spat, lashing her tail. Oh, blast it, now I'll have to groom that whole tail over again! "This kind of look doesn't just happen, you know! It takes work, and I'm afraid you just screwed it all up! What do you have to say for yourself!?"