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| [font=veranda]sH-T MAN DIDN'T M3AN TO MAK3 H3R FAINT |
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| [font=veranda]sH-T MAN DIDN'T M3AN TO MAK3 H3R FAINT |
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| [font=veranda]I gu3ss I'll hav3 ta if sh3 k33ps faintin lik3 dat Don' wanna s3nd h3r into a strok3 or som3thin for what I'm plannin on givin h3r |
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| [font=veranda]// sits down and pokes her us3d to b3 a criminal. Think I'm just gonna t3ll? Don't be a d-ck. Need help waking up Esprit? I'll get a bucket full of ice-cold water. |
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| [font=veranda]Yeah, Esprit. He wants it doggystyle I'm going to shoot mys3lf. |
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| [font=veranda]No mor3 god damn dog puns I am so don3. I can mess with him any way I want. He's entirely under my mercy. |
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| [font=veranda]I would say I hat3 all of you but 3sprit's also h3r3 so I would b3 lying I just hat3 th3 humans I'm the one thing standing between you and death you better change your attitude or should I say you butter change your attitude aaaaaaaaaaaah No. |
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| [font=veranda]// hides behind Esprit and sticks out his tongue you lil fuk |
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| [font=veranda] you dun got lucky |
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| [font=veranda]// gives Essie a biiig kiss okay guys get a room |
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[font=veranda] [size=25pt]Dragon hoard (headcanon).[/size]
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| [font=veranda]I know man but its so tempting |
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| [font=veranda]REGSU COLLECTS TOYS THAT ARE BLACK SPARKLY DRAGON PLUSHIES AND HAS A WHOLE TREASURE TROVE OF SWEATERS AND SCARVES AND PLUSHIES AND GOLD COINS AND PEARLS AND MORE SWEATERS AND BIG FLUFFY BLANKETS |
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| [font=veranda]I drew Lamia Essie before but I lost it on the subway pbbbbht |
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| [font=veranda]yOU'VE BEEN SSSTEALING FROM MY HOARD ?!! |
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| [font=veranda]nah man I just draw a p-ssy Essie with a light crimson tail with 2-inch fangs looking p-ssed Like 'Ravenn u got three seconds to run bro' p-ssed |
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| [font=veranda]Good, Azmarathnien. 'Caussse I wasss about to bop you one. |
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| [font=veranda]you know what would be terrifying seeing them both in total destruction mode Aaaaaall Faneim would be screwed and it's a very big city-state |
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| [font=veranda]// gives Azzy a play-punch on the arm, gentle but not weak there. you got what you f-cking dessserve. <33 |
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| [font=veranda]I'll have him let it out when he gets his memory back~ she could use some sugary limeblooded love paps after this. |
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| [font=veranda]Three Letters Back Volume II Middle of chapter 25 English translated sneak peak: Funny business. "That's Ravenna?" a kid's voice came from behind Mythel and the other Royals. "He doesn't look so scary. More like a ... 14-ft clown." The adults turned the face the pre-teen with chuckles. "Oh sh-t..." "Kid's a pistol." "Watch out-" "A clown, huh?" Mythel chuckled, causing the Royals to snicker some more and cover their mouths with their hands. M approached the kid with his hands in his pockets. "Ravenna Trader's no clown, I can tell you that," he cleared his throat as he continued; "and he's definitely no laughing matter. He's one of the smartest and most dangerous trolls you will hopefully never meet." The smaller male arched an uninterested eyebrow as M spoke again; "Don't doubt him. You'd think, that because he's rabid, he can't think rationally, or think before he attacks. That he will attack anything that moves. And that if you don't move, he'll dismiss you and move on... no. You stare at him," the Prince leaned down to be eye-level with the kid; "and he stares right back. He has eyes you will never see again, but will hopefully never see. These are the eyes of a psychopath. Evaluating you." M had made a full circle around him by now, "then, before you can blink, he attacks. Now, he doesn't bother to bite your jugular or arms like a regular rabid animal, no. Instead, he comes at you with this:" Mythel took his hand from his pocket, wielding a monstrous, silver talon that was larger than his palm. The kid's eyes widened, fear suddenly gripping him as soon as he saw it. "Ravenna lost this trying to attack my Sideline... a 12-inch retractable claw. He has ten of these, on each finger. Ten smaller ones on his toes, and two even larger ones hidden above his ankles. He uses it to slice you open here-" the Prince ran the claw across the kid's chest, "...or maybe across your stomach, spilling your blood, fat and guts all over the floor." M leaned down in front of the petrified child with his gaping mouth and wide eyes and smiled sugary sweet, "Point is... you're still alive... when he starts to eat you. So... try to show a little respect, okay?" Slowly, the kid nodded, and Mythel got up with a huff. "...why do they insist on bringing their children...?" |