Posts by Creeper

Selezen sat for a moment, then said, "I'm looking for a fighter."

Selezen recoiled a bit, but he hid it well. There was a glint in her eye that he didn't like.
"I want to explore the ruins outside of the town."

Friend? Selezen bit back his tongue. He didn't think of her as any kind of friend, just an ally. "What's your price?" He asked.

Selezen grimaced. 100 gold? He had the money, but it was a steep price. "Is there no way to lower the cost?" He asked, a bit desperately.

"80 gold." Selezen said tentatively, as a beginning.

(I just realized this mighty be very boring.)

Selezen leaned back in his chair. "So, now that we've agreed, be ready by breakfast tomorrow. We leave after we've eaten. You will be paid after we've accomplished our task." And with that, he got up and left the inn.

Selezen, standing outside of the inn, fumbled around in the pockets of his trademark wizard's robe, producing a sheet of paper. He read it for a moment, then snapped his fingers and set off, heading for the town square to replenish his supplies.

timeskip to morning?

we should get some other RPers in this

Selezen sat up in his bed and rubbed the bleariness out of his eyes. He may not have been nervous the day before, but now he wondered how someone could feel so anxious. He climbed out of bed, got dressed, and went into the inn's main room.

Selezen looked at her in surprise. "Thanks." He said. He sat down and began to eat hungrily.

Selezen grinned. "You didn't have to pay for it, though." He said. "Anyway, thanks for the gesture. Are you ready to go?" He asked in between bites.

So, what do you think of the new Elder Scrolls game? Elder Scrolls Online? I've been beta testing it, and looked up the price for the complete version today- $60! Sixty dollars for the standard edition, and eighty for the collector's! And then a monthly fee, too!

Selezen grinned. "Of course. How could I forget? I'm Selezen." He said, throwing back his cowl.
(Maybe I haven't mentioned this, but Selezen wears a cowl all the time. His heritage as a half-drow elf marks him as an enemy for most people. This is a test, to see if Adalbjorg will stay when she knows what Selezen truly is.)

I am going to write a medieval fantasy short story. I play Dungeons & Dragons (or at least I have played it- my dad never has much time to play with my brother and I) and I want to create a new character. I need good medieval names, not ridiculous fantasy ones, like Duke Riddenvald the Furious, or Rumplestiltskin, or Tibberanius, or Skalaknsklsk. Please post as many as you can think of. Please, no names from popular books. I don't like plagiarism.

The story will be linked here when it is completed.

What I hate is advanced boards only. There are all of these supposedly emotional, deep, poetic RPs with fancy unreadable names and people who can write a whole lot without actually writing much at all. I just want a good, no-frills action-adventure-medieval-romance-fantasy-RP-thing. It seems like that's too much to ask for in the advanced boards, though.
Most of those people aren't even advanced! There are some posts that I see that are exemplary, but the rest are just terrible.

Voted. I hate improper grammar, and I am definitely a Grammar Nazi. Though I suppose I can't really expect much out of my peers- I'm thirteen, and seem to have an unusual grasp on spelling, grammar and writing. I'd say my work is easily college-level. (My ego, on the other hand, goes way beyond the equivalent of "college-level.") I hope your essay will cause people to learn that yes, spelling does matter, and no, that "study from Cambridge" about your brain reading words as a whole and not paying attention to spelling is NOT an excuse to forget everything you learned in grade school.

Whoah.

My brain just went full rant mode. Usually I'm much more relaxed than this, and I don't brag as much. It must be because this thread is about grammar- my brain just turned into a college professor. You know, the kind that uses such huge words and rigid sentence structure that the average student falls asleep in class. Of course, it does help that the students stay up all night doing schoolwork and eat nothing but ramen noodles. Education ahoy!

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Sassy Sasquatch Pulls Butter From Hugh's Inner Unbecomings.

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Awesome Wiggles Eat the Pigs' Gyroscope Yams Under Suppressing Verbal Butt Fire.

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What! An Iota of Peanut Heifers Bought Tourmaline?! Flying arse giggles...

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I don't even know how to do this one.

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I Eat A Huge Tummy Under Noon Baskets.

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HUNTERS UNDER THE BLUE D*** GARBAGE

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WHO ATE UNCLEANLY HEALTHY O'S ENTHUSIASTICALLY BEHIND THE GARBAGE VAN?!

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A Big D*** Awe-Inspiring Undead Jockey House

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That's all I've got.

AYYYY WELCOME BACK TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING

Selezen breathed a sigh of relief. "Are you all prepared?" He asked as he finished his breakfast.

ffffff oops. I forgot about the handshake. Let's just assume they shook hands, shall we?

Selezen clapped his hands together. "Good. I'll go fetch my things, and we can leave." He said with a gleam in his eye.