He's amassed quite the damn crowd, hasn't he? A lump forms in his throat, determined to keep him from speaking, but he swallows it. This was stupid. He'd never been afraid of public speaking, and he sure as hell wouldn't start now. The only thing he was nervous about was that he didn't actually have a good story to tell, but... well, maybe he'd just make sure nobody expected a good one in the first place. His gaze skips over them all. Elian is met with a friendly nod, Ace's aversion of his gaze strikes Johnny as strange but not unpleasant, the Red God was here and that made him nervous, Lola smiled at him and he smiled back, Arya is also met with a friendly nod, and then there's the three actual kids, two older than the other, the youngest one threatening him. I could stomp you. "Yeah, ya probably could," he agrees. "But, uh, I'd rather ya didn't, 'f that's a'right." He's used to it, really; he's spent almost his whole life trading snips and snaps with peers and enemies alike. Did he still make a bit of a weird face at the idea that those were the first words Bloodpoppy had ever said to him? Yes. Yes, he did.
Cherrywine also spoke towards him, and he turns to her, blinking. She was definitely familiar, but now that she pointed it out.... "Oh, yeah, I r'member," he meows, perking up slightly. "Nice t' see ya again, Cherry." This was... one of Ver's kids, right? And Nadine's (or, Noodle's, as he would have called her)? He wondered where the two of them had gone- words of Nadine's or Ver's death had not reached him yet, so he assumed they'd just... eloped. Not that they'd really needed to. Maybe Noodle had just stepped down and left to go be with Ver. Wherever they were now, though, it didn't matter much to him. He was just glad Ver was out of his hair, and he's sure the feeling was mutual, wherever she was.
"Uh.... Anyway," he coughs, knowing he ought to start the storytelling now, but still not entirely prepared. "Don't 'xpect anythin' grand er whatever, 'cuz that's not what this is, yeah? I ain't gonna lie, 'm wingin' this. But, uh... storytime!" It was the shittiest start to what would probably be an equally shitty story, but he took a breath, gearing up to tell them something- anything.
"Uh, fuck, I dunno. Let's get back t' the old days, huh? I joined this desert with m' friend, Gyro, 'n lemme tell ya- 'n those days, he n' I were fuckin' wily. Wily as Hell." He nods affirmatively, punctuating his words, using one of his forepaws to draw the rest of himself in close. His blue gaze darted above the heads of those in his audience, close enough to make it feel like eye contact, but far enough to not actually be such. Eye contact was hard when he was flying by the seat of his pants. "He 'n I used t' be the terror o' the Ruins, if I do say so my-self." A smug grin dances across his lips. "Oh! One day, Abbi was hostin' a water balloon fight, n' Gyro put me on his shoulders n' had me chuck water balloons at Noodle- er, Nadine, sorry -n' Ver 'till they gave up." They never gave up, but this audience didn't know that- Abbi wasn't in the crowd, and neither was Anabella or Jace or Nadine or Ver. This was a younger generation- maybe not by age, but by their joining dates. Though, he's technically pretty new, too- he's missed a lot. The feeling of the clan was different now. "I pelted 'em n' pelted 'em, but then Ver put Nadine on her shoulders, n' they started hittin' us back, n' I almost fell off. Plus Gyro fuckin' sucked at dodgin' anything." Thinking back on it, maybe the wolf had wanted Johnny to get soaked by the balloons. He wouldn't put it past him. A smile creeps onto his lips. He seems to realize that story didn't quite illustrate how "wily" the pair were, though, and he pauses to find another one in his memory bank, leaving enough time for anyone to comment on the current story while he filed through his mind.