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^{His growl quickly turned into a snarl as his attacker adamantly refused to let go, sinking his teeth in further. Aching to get away, he pulled away, a chunk of flesh parting in Masamune's direction that began to bleed his cyan-colored blood. Ozone turned to face Masamune to be slammed on the head, his vision blurring and causing the wolfdog to crouch. Damn, if only his powers weren't still malfunctioning from the blood moon...}

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^{It'd been a good bit since Ozone had come to perform his ambassador duties, though being the welcoming committee and a medic did tend to sap time. Nevertheless, he was here once more at the border of the Empire, a grin on his face. He carried a gift basket at set it politely at his paws. "Greetings! Ozone here for ambassador duties and news from Shadow Veil."}

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^{It was honestly a relief that Quasar was alive and well, and now officially off of probation. Entering, Ozone smiled at the mention of the newcomers before taking a seat.}

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^{Quasar was doing weekly tasks? This should be fun. Approaching with a broad smile, he commented, "I'd love a weekly task!"}

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^{//I'm laughing, how do I one-up those?}

^{When it came to Ozone, he was a rather peculiar creature in a peculiar place with a large lack of memory that he didn't really let off he was bothered by a lot of the time. In fact, as way of distraction from those thoughts, Ozone had taken up an interest in slicing watermelon, because it was hard to do and tasted great.}

^{Unfortunately for the wolfdog, he had been carrying a watermelon across camp to his house when a feeling of overwhelming passion and desire shot through him, almost like being pierced by an arrow. Immediately, his attention was turned to the large fruit as he kissed it real slow and seductively, hugging it tighter to his chest. Then, in a moment of bliss, he stood on his hindlegs and spun with the watermelon in his paws, keeping a somewhat firm grasp as he spun happily along with the green, hard-shelled fruit. His grip wasn't too stable, though, and after yet another fast swing, the watermelon went flying out of his grasp. Ozone was probably too worried about where his new love interest was going to worry about the heavy, blunt fruit hitting anyone in the head.}

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^{//I'M LAUGHING RANDOM.ORG THANK YOU}

^{Well, there was a good enough sized group to pair everyone that had put a name in. What could possibly go wrong? Drawing names randomly, he called out and had drawn the following pairs. "Sleepwalker and Fragilepast, you're the first couple. You'll be dining in the living room. Whisp and Fish, you're the second couple. You'll be eating in the dining room. Baobab and Quasar, you're the third couple. You'll be dining in the back yard. Finally, Street and Steve, you're the last couple. You'll be eating on the porch. Any questions?"}

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^{He glanced at Street in growing confusion, tipping his head. "I literally randomized the names. I wasn't favoring anyone over another..." Ozone trailed off, before shaking his head. "Whatever. The porch is on the side of the house to the left, the backyard is obvious, the living room is the first place you enter, and the dining room is just beyond that, down the hall."}

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^{Explaining why things were spicy? Ozone was pretty certain he'd read about that somewhere in his extensive reading. Eating a ghost chili pepper while doing so? He'd never tried one, but Ozone was in favor of spicy things. "Noted!" he chirped, leaving to find a pepper.}

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^{Just... why had they agreed to this? Ozone thought it would be easy to babysit the younger members of the clan and make sure they stayed out of trouble, with Steve helping out. Boy, was he wrong. Five minutes into the gig he was already having to chase down a rogue NPC kid as they paraded around camp with a roll of... was that toilet paper...? and proceeded to throw said substance on various houses. Oi vey... turning to Steve, Ozone remarked, "This was a mistake."}

^STEVE.

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^{Flicking his tail, he watched in quiet awe and amusement as Maegor seemed happy about his enthusiasm, before getting the drink ready. Apparently a daiquiri needed ice and a very specific bottle. Who knew? Apparently the pale direwolf did. Grinning at the question, Ozone replied enthusiastically, "Oh, definitely watermelon, without a doubt. I've taken to growing the fruit off- hand lately. I'll have to show you sometime." he enthused, then tipped his head. "Do you have a favorite plant?"}

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^{It seemed Gaze, the other newcomer, had beaten him to the punch. All well. With a bright smile, the wolfdog approached with a flick of his tail. "I guess I'll introduce myself and see if you want to do the same? I'm Ozone Larzen, nice to meet you. I don't mind being called Oz or Ozzy if that's easier, though." he mused, winking. "If you're hurt or injured I'm always able to perform a checkup."}

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^{With a smile, he greeted Renlys and Views with a wave of his tail.}

^{"I don't have very much news, I suppose. We're currently hosting a Valentine's Day dance if any of you are interested. We're also working on a neutrality with SunClan and Wind Haven if that's good news." he mused, twitching his wings. "How fares the Empire?"}

^{HEART-SHAPED KISSES - valentine's dance}

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