Posts by Wisteriamoon.

track w/the new babe!! i probably won't be able to decorate her account until i get home rrrip

I CAN'T WATCH IT UNTIL LIKE 10 AND IT'S ONLY 5 i'm like p sure a dire wolf might make a comeback and I'M HOPING

I'm so excited for it omg

TRACK with her weirdly naked account

THANK

idk if i have the original artist BUT IT WAS A CUTE AF PICTURE of her & veronica

she's still happy & pure so it /fits/

also tapi if you need someone to cheer kate up wist is your GIRL can you imagine wisteria trying /so/ hard to play frisbee with ghost bunny kate

HECK ALSO do you guys have any song recs for wist?? i need your start making a playlist for her yikes

shit i'm gonna have to make a bio

HECK DEER ARE YOU STILL AWAKE

are there any last names wist would get from sad dad?? she'll have leonhart from her mami but idk if funhaus has any last names he'd given to wisteria

edit- sHIT what am i gonna make her custom title

uhhh

GUESS

WHO'S

ACCOUNT

IS

DONE

ya'll ready to get a cavity from wisteria

she's gonna be disgustingly sweet & childlike

i really don't want to make a character bio so instead i'm just gonna do character notes

hECK these are gonna be longer than i thought

- leonhart-kovic-gabriel-bonaparte, really only identifies with leonhart & kovic but is more biased toward kovic and would use it as a solo-identifier. feels bad about not being as connected to some of her last names

- FLOOF mid-content (f1, 50%) wolfdog, cream with darker grizzle/sable. erect ears & cornflower blue eyes. white markings? curled or straight tail? (possible refs #1, possible refs #2, possible refs #3). a SMIDGE taller than most canines, and just a little underweight. has a sylphlike and light build. yellow bandana? yellow bow?

- insecure about her weight, may turn to bulimia if others target her body in insults

- v kind, honestly just wants to make everyone happy but can really struggle to do such and blames herself when her efforts fail

- actually she just blames herself for everything. she has a very hard time understanding that some things are out of her control or that she had nothing to do with them in the first place: natural scapegoat

- insecure?? but also not insecure??? her ego deflates really easily: she's really easy to tear down, and takes things to heart waaay more often than she should

- she doesn't yell when she's angry- she'd be the type to stare at the floor and dig her nails into her palms. avoids confrontation that's directed at her, will turn and run. will probably cry. her anger quickly turns into sadness and internalized self-disgust since again, everything is always her fault: it was her fault for not speaking up, it was her fault for running, it's her fault for letting it continue. but she doesn't have the guts to do anything about it herself.

- very afraid and conscious of what others think of her

- easily manipulated, and will fall into whatever social role is expected of her because of her fear of rejection by others. doesn't know how to handle bullying directed at her because she does everything in her power to fit in, and thus doesn't understand why she's targeted.

- "if everyone jumped a bridge young lady, would you?" ",,, probably"

- cries easily, both happy & sad tears. (human au) cries at the end of disney movies tbh. homeward bound BROKE her, and she never finished up because she couldn't watch past the opening. wouldn't cry if someone broke up with her, but she'd openly weep at the commercial with the car commercial with the puppy that ages to an old dog

- honestly has a lot of self-hatred, namely related to her being a coward

- stereotypical ditzy blonde in a lot of situations: she blinks a lot when she's thinking, she'll laugh at jokes she doesn't understand then laugh again when they finally make sense to her, asks "what?" even though she fully understood what was asked of her, abuses the phrase "like"

- "stupid childproof caps!!"

- DADDY'S GIRL, relies vvvv heavily on funhaus and finds a lot of comfort in him. he makes her feel wholly and entirely safe, and he's the only one she'd share her insecurities and worries with because she knows he'd never reject her

- has a yellow frisbee that she loves!! given by funhaus? annie? will play frisbee with literally anyone she LOVES it

- huge cuddler. platonic or romantic, she LOVES physical contact. likes to be pet

GUYS could you look over wist's character notes and tell me what you think of her so far, please? i want to make her particularly weak-willed but still be a well-rounded character u feel

MOIST — hammertime aquad storage

HECK GUYS TY SO MUCH she's gonna be so sweet but also so easy to break

i'm ready for angst

(also lmao the irony is that i've still yet to watch a wisteriamoon video c': oops)

QUICK QUESTIONS GUYS before i actually make her joining thread

1) curled tail or straight tail?

2) bandana or ear bow?

@ lucy the sidebars are a little confusing at first yeahhh

the "sidebar remover" is an item of it's own that you'll find? and when you find it you would apply it like you would any other sidebar background- it's under "my inventory" iirc

CURLED TAIL & EAR BOW IT IS

she's such a cutie i love her already and i've yet to post with her

yeah, the youtuber!! i realized she was a youtuber after settling on the name but i like it too much to change it cx i should probably watch her videos and see if she could be a possible ref for this wist /eyes emoji

most curled dog tails do that actually!! my american eskimo dog james does it and it's precious bc you can tell when he's getting excited, he doesn't wag his tail but instead it slowly curls back over his butt c': my asshole son

yeah, you should be able to change her name soon!! snowprincess is cute, wist will be all over that name bc /princesses/ and obviously only the BEST deserve such titles, such as kate ofc

@ deer would it be alright if funhaus gave her some sort of gift?? either her ear bow or her frisbee idc i just want something that she holds dear to her (heh) to come from her family u feel

edit- nINJA'D

if he gave her both o m g

she's already such a daddy's girl that would only amplify it, it'd work really well tho bc it'd give her a reason to wear her bow EVERYWHERE, plus her precious frisbee obviously- she couldn't live without it, like a true caleb denecour

YES PLEASE LET FUNHAUS COME VISIT HER THEY'RE GONNA BE SO CUTE I S2G

HECK IMAGINE WIST & HAPPY

happy kiddos

SHIT this means wist & frisk are half-siblings doesn't it??

we'll need them to meet pure omg

edit: i would like to add that when i saw this on my notifications after you posted, tapi

i read the thread as "MARSH - hammertime aquad storage"

and kate's name

"kate moist"

oH MY GOD SHE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF FUNHAUS JUST STARTED CRYING IF HE CAUGHT HER DRINKING she'd probably offer him a shot honestly bc she's gonna be p bad at comforting people but that's not gonna stop her from /trying/ god damn it

"dAD NO pls don't cry omg here have some of my vodka i promise it's good i have expensive tastes dad pLEASE"

HECK idk if she'd sleep with him unless he like /really/ pressured her into it but then jersey would probably have absolute hell to pay from funhaus bc wisteria would be so regretful

BUT he should def get her to drink & smoke, probs at like a party between windclan and blizzardclan they could chat each other up and he could convince her to do a party game?? or smth to that affect idk how manipulative or malicious jersey is when it comes to that

I'VE HAD THESE HEADPHONES FOR SO LONG IT'S A TRAGEDY

i still have my expensive af turtle beach ones but those?? are for the ps4??? and i don't think they'd be able to work for my laptop (plus i'm too lazy to plug it in back and forth between them since it's wireless usb)

IK THEIR PROFILES ARE V SIMILAR i need to find new icons for aerie is the problem but at the same time the one she has right now is art someone made of chandler with a CHAINSAW with her quote "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" by her feet and i liked it ok

i need to change her colour scheme to red though bc /chandler/

wow i just realized that

two out of my three characters are heathers based

even worse they are heathers

i have a problem

fuck yeah man lets ruin wist's life

what a good influence jers is

MOBSTER JERS omg

what clan is he in, in bb??

heck tapi i do it too sometimes

it really sucks, esp when you never end up using them c':

good luck quill c':

anD deer I'M STEALING UR CODE

if youre ok with that ofc

i'm so excited to start playing her!! i just have no idea how to make her joining thread lmao

YES it's otter pop!! i stumbled across it accidentally and wist immediately came to mind since it's more or less a song for a happy mcnamara c': her signature is two different lines from the first verse, "sipping tropicana in a coconut cabana, hotter than mojave, sweeter than agave" bc it's cUTE and RELATABLE TO HER

it's such a cute little song tbh