Most majestic beard? Folkvar
Most unexpected character? Isabelle
Most in line with their canon appearance? Isabelle
Most developed? Bc I feel bad about voting for me own kids, Connor
Most tragic? Connor
Most aggressive? Kaiya
Most badass? Clem
Most attractive? Para
Most ugly? Miraak or Karrie
Most terrifying? Para
Most innocent? Giffany
Most fabulous? It’s Connor. Is anyone surprised?
Most modest? Isabelle?
Most functional? Isabelle
Least functional? Connor
Most emotionally stable? Folkvar?
Least emotionally stable? None of them really are but my brain is insisting that it’s Kaiya for some reason
Most likeable? Giffany, again, not voting for my own kids
Least likeable? Me. Jk
Most gay? Connor
Most straight? Hank. I think he’s the only one whose legit straight
Most impulsive? Fearghas?
Most rational? Clem tbh
Most emotional? Giffany?
Most developed so far?
Most edgy? Kaiya
Most likely to do something really fucking stupid? Connor
Most likely to be a serial killer? Para
Most likely to go to jail? Miraak tbh
Most likely to be president? I think Clem would actually be a great president. I trust her
Most likely to become famous? Giffany, see below
Most likely to die in a year? Honestly half this cast could die and I wouldn’t be shocked, special mention goes to Ozaki since he does actually die in a year.
Most likely to punch a God in the face? Miraak, bc he has a personal vendetta against god
Most likely to be underestimated? Luna
Most likely to show up one time and never show up ever again? Shambler. That’s his entire point in the plot
Most likely to get pregnant? Para. She’s thirsty and do you think Folk knows what condoms are?
Most likely to commit suicide? Connor. Close second is MK or Hank
Most likely to have a pet cow? Fearghas?
Most likely to be a weeb? Hank. I didn’t forget about all that hentai
Most likely to make porn? Connor or Para, prolly
Most likely to be a good baker? Isabelle
Most likely to be successful in life? Nariko
Most likely to have kids? Luna? I feel like she’d be a good mom
Most likely to be a k-pop star? Giffany. I could just see her being like a vocaloid idol
Most likely to have a bubble wrap addiction?
Most likely to kill a puppy? I’m not sure if any of them would? Maybe Mewtwo?
Most likely to go to the store and eat all the free samples? Folk/Hank/Miraak
Most likely to liberate an entire petting zoo/animal shelter? Luna
Most likely to watch My Little Pony? Luna
Most likely to play Fortnite? Hank, for the memes
Most likely to love Minecraft? Clem
Most likely to set someone on fire? Mewtwo, probably
Most likely to die from drugs? Para
Most likely to be an alcoholic? (Hank and Folk are excluded from this since they are already alcoholics lol) Miraak
Most likely to die dick/titty in hand? Folk, dude loves tits
Most likely to cry at animal charity commercials? Giffany
Most likely to go driving like they have nothing to live for anymore? I feel like Hank drives like a bat of out hell
Most likely to become a stuntman/stuntwoman? Kaiya
Most likely to get lost in a mini mart/walmart? Giffany
Most likely to get frustrated with Ikea instructions? Miraak, he got angry bc he lost a card game, putting together furniture would have to be hell
Most likely to resort to cannibalism? Para, bc she’s done it before and will do it again
Most likely to use the worst insults when they snap? Clem
Sweetest? Giffany
Loudest? Folk
Smartest? Glados prolly
Horniest? Tie for Connor and Para tbh
Cutest? Isabelle, she wholesome and good
Funniest? Hank
Sassiest? Para
Friendliest to animals? Giffany, even if they don’t like her
Biggest Cinnamon Roll? Giffany
Biggest Sinnamon Roll? (sinnamon roll: a person who looks and acts like a cinnamon roll, but is actually a sinner) Connor
Biggest douchebag? Miraak
Biggest sweetheart? Giffany
Biggest woobie? Connor?
Biggest emotional basket case?
Biggest whore? Connor. He’s a thot
Biggest psychopath? Mewtwo and I can defend this fact
Biggest extrovert? Kaiya? I feel like Kaiya’s an extrovert
Biggest introvert? Mewtwo
Best meme lord? Hank
Best physique? Folk
Best hair? Folk
Best outfit? Connor
Best voice (rip anyone who doesn’t have a voice claim)?
Best fighter? I want to say MK, I mean you don’t get the title of greatest warrior in the Galaxy that easily? I also don’t feel like that’s correct tho
Best male character? Okay I actually can’t choose
Best female character? I don’t know either and I ain’t picking my own kids