Posts by Rary Ket W.K.P.H

Nope. Ur scrood.

Contracter Tracker

Also what of those who want to enlist our services? Idk if that was there or not, I mightve missed it though

also should the contract be called the yawë
or the bond of trust
(Im using the ancient language for enchanting)

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Does that mean bagel was french? So he did know bagel all along! No way! Now he could prove to all his siblings he was smart the whole time. "Manger bagel. Hmm. Sango, can I manger bagel.?" Sure the grammar was poor, but the words fit. So it fit for him.

O-Oh
-Rary realizes he isnt limited-
-Enchants the contract to give the signer an unquenchable urge to kill bugs-

Ill add to demon rights group right below NPC rights group on my to-do list

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It was an average day in Shadowclan for Rary, and quite a fine one too. The sun was out, the bugs were hiding due to the oncoming winter, and the temperature was rather mild on his thick pelt. So like any other normal child, he decided to explore the woods. Maybe find a new cave, or some kind of edible frog! Oh this would be exciting, imagine everything he could find! So many things could be found... If the first discovery hadnt rudely interrupted him. He was climbing on a nearby rock face, when he noticed some weird word carved into it. Well it at least looked like a word? lianí. It looked normalish, except the second 'i' was all funny. "lianí?" he sort of whispered aloud. Sometimes saying things aloud helped you to think. What saying words aloud did NOT do, was cause a FREAKING VINE TO COME ALIVE AND WRAP AROUND YOUR ANKLE. THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. Utterly terrified he let out QUITE a loud shriek. What would you do in this situation? "A VINE CAME ALIVE AND ATTACKED ME!" sure, Rary being Rary, you would usually write this off. But for once... he was right. Even if his grammar was poor.

Alright this is related so dropping this here.
Rary has officially discovered the ancient language, and Enchanting
Astorí - Open;New power
By getting attacked by a vine.
Lord help him

Im gonna make an official contract now btw!

Rarys to do list

• Eradicate bug population
• Create NPC rights group
• Create demon rights group
• Go cuddle with Mango Mommy
• Go eat something
• Make a binding contract for the Mafia, that will torture anyone who breaks the agreement written upon it

I cant imagine Rary just being hated cuz his parenatage
"I h8 u cuz u demon"
"I hate bugs cuz dey bugs?"
"Fuk u im a bug"
"AH SHT"

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Why didn't Midas believe him? Clearly the evidence was in front of his eyes! "Look! I said this word, Lian- weird i, and this vine came alive and attacked me! See its wrapped around my ankle!" The vine was still clinging to his ankle, but whatever had possessed the thing to move was long gone. "Say the word! The one on the rock!" Clearly Midas could do it too, then his older brother would have no choice but to believe him!

Or just... Prejudiced
also first part of the contract is complete. Did I emphasize death too much?

The yawë is a written agreement that all those employed to, or enlisting services of the 20 Sins mafia group must sign. If you do not sign it, you will be denied your request and/or employment. Failure to uphold the terms listed in said agreement will bring you imminent punishment delivered by your own will. You will not be able to defend against it. You will not be able to prevent it, other than upholding the terms. If these terms are broken, dauthí will happen immediately. Do not break these terms. I repeat, do not break these terms. Death will not be quick.

That'd actually be good
Davet will be smort and lead
and Midas wont try and take over
and he'll make them do fun raids.

EDIT: Can we just.. Keep it as is
I like it this way y'know?

Yeah. Death will not be quick.
Theyll die from pain.
If they can die from pain that is
^w^

Also...
(technically raceism and specieism is the same)
what should the terms be?

Midas: BITCH ILL BEATCHO ASS AND TURN YOUR BONES INTO GOLD JEWELRY
Davet: If you dont do this -three page long essay about everything hell do to them- then I'll eat your soul.

O YES MUST ADD THAT
Since clearly Davet and Midas are the big bois, you guys make the terms for me to put in there.
other than blood signing

Well really
The contract is supposed to torture them
Or make them torture themselves
its enchanted ^w^

The yawë is a written agreement that all those employed to, or enlisting services of the 20 Sins mafia group must sign. If you do not sign it, you will be denied your request and/or employment. Failure to uphold the terms listed in said agreement will bring you imminent punishment delivered by your own will. You will not be able to defend against it. You will not be able to prevent it, other than upholding the terms. If these terms are broken, dauthí will happen immediately. Do not break these terms. I repeat, do not break these terms. Death will not be quick.
TERMS

• The contract MUST, I repeat MUST, be signed in ones own blood. Leaving a false blood signing, or signing in the blood of another; will lead to even greater punishment.

I mean the person will be helpless, in immense agony, and trying to die, but yeah if you want we can totes jump em

Btw death was never meant? Idk if I need to reword it.

Yep
I like being seventh born
it makes me magically special
and the older dope

its his new personality.
You cant remove this from him
(Ho sht im almost at 100 posts already)

Dont
Deny
The
Mother
Fucking
God damn
BURN