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felix loudly cheers in the distance

the sound of a child's voice turned his attention away from finch and the best he could do to look at ignacio without possibly tearing away as his entire cheek. "you're damn right i do. very important to me. but your short ass what's-her-face right here left it behind. rude ain't it?" he paused and gave the kid a knowing smile. "spanish speaker, eh? spicy. you're gonna pick up all the hoes later on in life, trust me." of course he wanted to talk to kid about what he could do with those said 'hoes', but it looked like his parent had something different to do. he felt the pelt of the shadowclanner press against his, which made him growl in annoyance. now he smelled like shadowclan shit even more. "it's always better when it's kinkier. i feel like you'd know it as much as i do." his facade of suave had dropped slightly as he kept feeling arsenio press even more against him, which certainly wasn't to his liking. he noticed though what arsenio was portraying as he himself displayed it quite constantly inside riverclan and majorly outside of the clan as well. he kept looking at arsenio with a lazy smirk until he felt the rough kick against him. he let out a small grunt at it and, if able to, dropped to the ground with a small stagger. "see, i would totally let you take me, babe, but, you're just kicking me. everybody is just fucking kicking me and that's it. what the fuck is that shit? scariest anti-clan of them all? ha! you shit-smelling fuckers aren't even doing anything. no wonder why we laugh at your p*ssy-ass attempts on being scary." he said loudly through small grunts, anger and annoyance seeping through his grunt-paused words. he practically wasn't helping his case out, as the reason for the captured was to not get hurt as much as possible. but hey, he could care less if he died in their shit ass territory. he just wanted to see some actual action here. he scoffed lightly at rosalina's words, before looking at the small kid besides ignacio. "oy, kid. your clan's the shitplace. do you notice how it smells here or is your nose as destroyed as the others?" he said, wincing at the aches the kick left him with.

/ ic opinions (he's an ass) & mobile
// edit bc i didn't add this: the most damage is really just leaving him close to death. broken bones, deep cuts, all that sweet jazz is allowed. just death isn't

"well then, welcome to riverclan then. shit, um, you need anything? food? water? fucking amazing massage?" the swede said lazily as he padded over, going over to stand besides the child. he hadn't thought much on the other clans, much less those with any history with riverclan. but whenever they were brought up or came along, his interest skyrocketed. with a small smile towards the bloodclan leader. "the name's swedishfish kjellberg fazbear, but call me felix. nice seeing ya around i suppose."

loud tracking sounds for tomorrow

felix had not had a drink for months, a push he made on himself to make sure he didn't die too quickly from alcohol poisoning. he made it his goal to not drink for almost another year, but it seemed like today would be his lucky day to break the goal. as if he hadn't done it before, breaking goals and promises he set on himself to be someone better. he just needed a reason, and jackdaw was it. "drinking partner? mmm, i can certainly be that. how about i show you around a bit and take ya back to my place for some drinks. got some bomb ass shit in there. who knows, we can do more than talk and drink as well." he sent the bloodclan leader a quick link, lazy smirk still on his face. well, perhaps the day would turn out good after all. he regarded ramses and ivylee with a respectful nod, not minding that they heard his words. they'd be used to it by now for sure.

/ wheeze want them to have that tour/drinking thread?

felix let out a few soft chuckles as psii stood up, listening to the words that fell out of his mouth. "it's alright i..." his cheerful facial features slightly fell as he chose his next words, trying to be as vague as possible. "i do that a lot too." felix finished up his statement with a smile appearing back on his face. he looked at the paw for a few seconds, before putting his own pale paw on top of his and was helped up. once he was sitting up, the canine reached up to fix his snapback, which he hoped wasn't that messed up with all his movements. as he tilted it slightly, felix flashed the other a larger smile. "mituna? that's a cute name; cute for a cute person." he winked quickly at psiioniic before placing his paws back on the ground. the swedish elkhound just snorted at his next statement. "don't we all? it's alright, bro. it happens..." his voice quieted down as the sparks appeared again, and he made sure to try not to get hit by any. he then shook his head. "say, you wanna go out for a walk? y'know, get some fresh air and all that shit. we could talk along the way." well, as long as they didn't go near the water. although he could easily compose himself around the small bodies of waters such as the rivers, it wasn't as easy to force himself to calm down around the extensive sea that surrounded the rest of the island.

as dan opened the door, felix held up his hand and quickly made the 'peace' sign, cheeky grin accompanying it. the swede kept it quiet for a bit before letting out a small burst of laughter. "now, now, you should be happy. now you have a better looking date: me." aiming to bop dan on the nose, he would then take off his darkened sunglasses and push them into his platinum blonde dyed hair, rolling his tired eyes. "of course i had a lot to drink before. it's me, dan, i'm always drinking... anyways i couldn't find my car keys. fuckers are always lost, so came waking." without any other words felix stepped into the apartment once dan scooted over, sending him a meaningless wink as he walked in. felix put the bag of beer down on the couch before placing his hood down. the last thing that was needed was someone barging in and thinking he was some weird ass robber or something. reaching down he'd pick up one of the name brand cans of beers from the box and open it up. with one hand stuffed into the pocket and the the other holding the can, he'd waltz into the kitchen. "what's up? eh, not much. work, video games, getting shitfaced and having sex. the usual. you?" he spoke with a sense of nonchalance, even giving a shrug at the end. with another sip from the beer, felix walked over to dan and the tub of ice cream. he wasn't truly hungry for anything, but hey, it was ice cream. it wouldn't hurt to have some. he aimed to dip a free finger into the tub and pull it out, sticking his finger into the mouth and tasting the ice cream. "holy fuck, that's some quality shit." he spoke around his finger, staring at the other with childlike wonder. getting the last of the ice cream off his finger, he'd point over to the bag of beer with a thumb. "you want some? because, shit man, i can drink them all if you don't want any. but i might throw up on your floor, so."