Posts by Patchwork Quilt

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    Patch obliviously stepped over the sent marker and into sunclans territory. He simply thought it was a beautiful place.
    Though he did notice the many muddied paw prints, There seems to have been a lot of creatures here recently... I


    wonder if I'll meet any! With a strange new bounce in his step he carried on, though more alertly, throughout the territory
    It didnt take him long though to let his thoughts drift one again. He was, what you would possibly call, a cat. He wasnt
    exactly a normal cat, or a cat at all. After all, he was kind of made of quilts. The occurrence rarely appealed to him, so he
    hardly ever noticed it. Though he didnt notice the patches tended to change from time to time, and he liked that. It kept his
    pelt interesting. He hardly remembered much of how he was born, other than he had no family he knew of, and ,ironically,
    he was named Patchwork Quilt. He preferred to be called patchy though. He started to wonder where the other creatures
    were finally, when his throughts were cut off by a sudden face full of mud. He had somehow managed to fall face first, again.

    Patch jumped quite afar at the sound of the wolf. He quickly shook the mud off
    his face and looked over at Phantom. "Aha I found one!" The cat was unaware
    of the plant for obvious reasons. He trotted up to phantom and was so close he
    almost touched snouts. "Whats your name? Patchwork Quilt! Call me patchy
    ! Do you know where any others are? I came here because of all the pawprints
    I saw!" He had, unknowingly of course, answered the question and returned a
    few of his own. His whiskers twitched in amusement at the new 'friend'.


    //Thanks guys! psst is that you Pyre? its tiny! also Planty it's nice to finally meet you in a thread


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    Patch tilted his head curiously. "Join...?" It took him a bit to finally wrap his fluffy head
    around it. "Wait, are you guys a group! Thats AWESOME!" he started bouncing happily
    "Wait are you guys evil? I dont like evil people, Ill only join good groups." He raised
    his snout haughtily in another sudden change of emotion, "You seem kinda evil or at
    least scary." he was all over again and jumped when planty talked to him. He turned
    his head slowly and looked at planty. "Are- Are, you, a, plant." he ditched phantom
    quite easily and marveled over planty. "And your names planty! Because your a
    plant! Thats like me! Everyone calls me patchy! Thats so cool!" he was once again
    oblivious to his surroundings as he focused on planty. "What kind of plant are you?
    Can you see me? What do you eat? Are YOU good? Can I join? How can
    you talk? Have you always been a plant?"



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    The quilt whirled around once again. Despite his energy, he processed new information slowly
    Racist.. Racist.. But? How does that even? What does... it mean..? He was lost in deep thought
    till phantoms next question snapped him out of it. " Of course ill join the group, if its not evil! It'd
    be awesome to meet more of you! Are there more plants? Does everyone wear eyeballs? I dont
    want to wear an eyeball. Thats gross." His stream of pointless questions pursued as he started
    walking in the wrong direction.


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    "Your thing? Like is it supposed to make you cool? It isnt working too well


    to be honest. Could I get one though? It helps strike fear into the hearts


    of my enemies, that way, they wont attack me in the first place." He was
    thinking back to the many, many times he had been attacked recently and quite
    frequently curled into a ball of protection.

    The little cat was looking down at the ground now,"I dont think I bleed. I never


    have before..." The happy quilt was suddenly more serious than he had been the
    entire conversation. "I dont know alot about myself, other than I have a different


    pelt. Honestly I dont even think I have a family." he quickly did a small turnaround


    and shook himself. "So where is this camp I havent heard anything about? I bet


    it beautiful! And amazing! You have to show me!"

    Patch, once again, performed his now signature whirl around. "Woah! Another one!
    Hey, your a cat! Like me! And you also have accesories!" The lanky feline started
    twirling around in circles in a hopeless attempt to expel some energy. "How many more
    interesting animals do you have at the camp! Can we go there now? It must be
    awesome!" he was going crazy with energy now, clearly annoying everyone.

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    Throughout the entire reply Patch sloily recoiled into himself like a turtle, and by the end he was on his back playing dead. "No more interesting animals?" He said once he recovered, "Aww, I was excited too! No matter, I bet ill at least find SOMETHING interesting!" He glanced over at bill, then back at phantom and.. where was planty? Despite it being potted it was hard to locate. He started folllowing Bill from afar He is going back to camp anyways! With another renewed bounce, he padded after bill and finally towards the camp.

    //pbbbt pretty sure I joined. I mean it seemed pretty closed


    Patchy had just joined himself, and probably was in no position to accept anyone,
    but he just so happened to be exploring near the border, and who doesnt like new
    friends! He immediately dashed forward as he heard voices, and saw cats off in the
    distance. The lanky quilt popped up infront of the two. "HI! Hey bill I remember you from
    when I joined! And theres a new cat! Are you joining too? Or have I just not met you
    yet! Oops, did I interrupt your conversation? Sorry! I do that A LOT! And I've only been
    here for a day!" He started to back away reluctantly hoping not to be rude.

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    Patch was too busy getting up in Cordun's snout to even noticed planty at first. "Hey you talk funny, did you know that? Who is Sam Hill? Where did you come from? Isnt it cool here! You gotta meet my friend Phantom! He says were not friends, but like, whatever hes just shy."
    The cat always asked everyone a bunch of questions upon first meeting, he had drowned Planty in a similar response when he joined, though the tricky potted plant had somehow managed to escape his waterfall of words. Of course it was at this moment he noticed planty. "PLANTY! All the fun people are joining now!" He started doing his little circle dance in excitement.


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    It was one of those days. It was too hot for the quilt to comfortably mingle with the clan, and there was absolutely nothing left to do inside. He had decorated at least 20 times within the past week, and he quite like this new reincarnation of his house. So the young tom set for a near unbearable task. Thinking. He would study his pelt, which he rarely did, and try to remember why the seemed so familiar. And kept changing. Well there was at least one that never changed, it was a small heart in the center of his chest... He liked it for aesthetic reasons, clearly oblivious to the fact that that had been the patch to grant him life. He couldnt bear this any longer! He dashed out the front door and stood in the middle of his area and let out a loud wail. "Help! I cant take this anymore!" Poor patch had alerted half the camp to the simple danger of his boring thoughts.
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    Patchy looked over at the tabby, and was surprised someone had even heard him, though he had alerted the entire camp. "What? Oh you mean the thing I was saying a bit ago! How'd you even hear that? Im just SOOOO Bored from doing nothing but thinking!" The quilt ,honestly, was probably having a better day than most others at the moment.
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    "I dunno really. Just how hot it is, and just my pelt and such. What about you? Do you have anything fun or exciting to do! That'd be awesome!" The cat did his little circle dance in anticipation.
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    "Almost EVERYTHING Is fun! Like watching birds, or counting sand, or saying hi to my friends, like phantom!" The quilts definition of fun, was broad in the least, but he enjoyed many things and it was hard to get him down.
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    //You know patchy lives to ruin your catch
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    It was at that moment the odd tom dropped from a tree a look of pure fright on his face, if he had fur it would be standing straight up. The poor quilt just so happened to land directly on the deer, digging his claws into its pelt. The deer of course started sprinting away, and after just being scared by a squirrel this was quite a fright. "AHHHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP THIS BIG SCARY MONSTER IS TAKING ME HOSTAGE!!" He was clearly oblivious to the fact he could let go.
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    Well, phantoms attempts did work in a way. It worked in sending him near flying off the dear, hanging on by only his front claws, then having the deer stop and slam him into the new earthen wall. He slid down with a quite unceremonious groan. "Hi Phantom. That hurt, but I guess my pelt sort of softened the blow. What are you up to? I just got scared by a squirrel. It was terrifying. AND THEN I GOT FLUNG OFF A BIG MONSTER! Isnt that insane!" The quilt seemed to be recounting the events phantom himself had just seen.

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    Patchys tail popped straigh up at the idea of a game, those were always fun! Except well... The bad kinds. "Games are amazing! I would love to play one! What one do you have in mind?" The tom was already more excited and less bored, then Phantom came! "PHANTOM! Hey look another friend! I cant believe you all came to help me! How'd I get so bored? Because there was nobody else here! DUH!" he acted like it seemed so obvious, although he might have contradicted himself several times.

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    "Woah, you eat monsters! That is SO insane! And of course it scared me! It snuck up behind me and made a loud nose." he ended the sentence with a quiet mumble. In reality the squirrel had just eaten an acorn behind him, "Hey how did you do that? Or was it the monster! Youre scary too sometimes, are you a monster? Is that why you were chasing it! Because youre a bigger monster? Thats so cool, can I have some! I bet monster tastes just AMAZING!" if he was being rude, he was oblivious to it, he was more amazed at everything, ever. .

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