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    The plant just sat at the edge of camp, it had nothing in common with those in its clan, so why would it torture itself by being around the annoying pricks who saw it as nothing more than a plant. Planty was more than that, it was a sentient empowered plant... ready to be a plant. And there were other animals around, it had suspected that it would have some idiot attempt to eat it at some point, but this was early, as the fangs came out, the plant could almost feel the gross breath on its leaves.


    The plant glowered inwardly, 'Don't even think about it!' The plant broadcasted its thoughts angrily.

    Planty could not say that it was sorry to see Duncan go, mostly because it had no idea who Duncan was, except that he had been demoted and banished at the meeting. The plant sat placidly at the scene looking very plantlike. It was a lot of places, and now, here included. It was mildly curious to find out whether or not this Duncan fellow would leave for ShadowClan or not, though it wasn't on the edge of it's seat or anything. It was a plant, strong emotions were something that the bonsai was not at all familiar with. Therefore, the plant sat, and waited.

    [center][fancypost=bgcolor;borderwidth=0px;bordercolor=;text-align:justify;width:455px;][size=12][font='Times New Roman,Times,serif']The plant somehow slid past Emi, as if it had been pushed, it looked quite happy, as happy as a plant could be at least. Around its trunk was a neat looking grey scarf that someone must have placed on it. As it slid on the ice, the plant contemplated the meaning of life, was it really alive? Was it just a weird tree with sentience, were there other plants out there who could think for themselves and deconstruct abstract thought? No, it was probably the only one.

    [center][fancypost=bgcolor;borderwidth=0px;bordercolor=;text-align:justify;width:455px;][size=12][font='Times New Roman,Times,serif']Why was there a plant on the boarder, why was this plant wearing a scarf, why did this plant look oddly... sentient. All good questions, questions that Planty didn't actually have answers for... being a plant. Sitting there the plant listened to... what it assumed was someone joining, though it couldn't make out all the conversation, it was pretty sure they were joining, and then an accepting, it was accepting... right? Planty frowned inwardly, being unable to actually form a facial expression, having no face. The plant had only a half ability to use it's supersenses at the moment, and therefore was slightly confused by the situation at leaf.


    However, it didn't want to seem rude by remaining silent, 'Greetings there, I am Planty, welcome to RiverClan.' The plant broadcasted its thoughts happily to the newcomer, hopefully they were joining, or this would just be extremely awkward, Planty wasn't the biggest fan of awkward scenes, though it had been sentient for many many years, it was still not accustom to... well drama. Drama struck it as highly annoying, and ultimately pointless.

    [center][fancypost=bgcolor;borderwidth=0px;bordercolor=;text-align:justify;width:455px;][size=12][font='Times New Roman,Times,serif']yay! planty has never had a best friend before! and it will love to be the best friend of emi, it can think snarky comments to her, and she can laugh silently. :D

    [center][fancypost=bgcolor;borderwidth=0px;bordercolor=;text-align:justify;width:455px;][size=12][font='Times New Roman,Times,serif']The plants... sort of enjoyable slide was interrupted by a hug from the little otter who's name Planty was at a loss to remember. The hug wasn't unwelcome though, and as Planty sensed it, it wished it was able to hug the small creature back, but it could not. So it merely sat on the ice looking very plant like. It's own thoughts interrupted by Joji's words, the plant strained to make sense of them, 'Good sir, if you would refrain from swearing around miss Emi here, it would be most appreciated. And yes, I am a plant, brilliant job noticing. The plant added dryly to it's broadcasted thought.

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    yep yep
    this needs to happen
    we can literally talk about them forever like honestly emi can just grow up marrying planty

    Yay! Planty is gonna be so loved! (tho planty might end up marrying someone else, 'cept it is a plant, and does not do much...)


    it's true though, planty will adore emi, and think beautiful things to her. ;)