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  • I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY | OPEN, JOINING + INJURED

    [center][fancypost=bgcolor;borderwidth=0px;bordercolor=;text-align:justify;width:555px;][size=12][font='Times New Roman,Times,serif']The plant sat there, how long had it been there? Who knew, it was in it's usual pot, which was sitting in a popcorn container, how that it gotten there it didn't know, but it had heard the ruckus, well not actually heard, but sensed it from quite some distance away, and as Planty could always use some anger in its life it had teleported to the scene in a puff of smoke, the popcorn container following it. Hmm, now it knew how it felt to be followed, or would have, had it not been oblivious to the popcorn container. It sat quietly surveying the scene with an amused state of mind, conflict was always hilarious, and these preposterous claims which the Unicorn was spitting were even more amusing. Planty was the only immortal on the face of the earth, not this puny body, but it's spirit, it was a god... not a nice one from fiction and mythology... well maybe nice at times. Mere vessels were incapable of being made immortal, impenetrable, unhurt... it was unfathomable to the knowledgeable plant, who had lived through six hundred years of history... as a plant. A sentient one at that.


    Could it please just destroy the stupid body, maybe saw off the horn? Not that Planty was physically capable of doing so, but it had powers, much like this "Princess" it was debating whether or not to speak, and finally it decided to actually say something to this arrogant child, who was so young, and so idiotic. Planty had been there when the female had become princess, it hadn't minded her then, but now... NOW? It was annoyed, now it was no longer amused by the idiocy that this female was showing... yes, it was a murderous plant, but it would never make a fool out of itself. 'Wow, looks like someone is making a fool out of themselves...' The plant commented wishing that it could chow down on something, a snack perhaps. But plants did not eat normal food, they instead grew from sunlight, and water. Planty liked the sunlight, it also liked dead bodies.


    Immortal Pony Princess? God that sounded presumptuous and annoying... it was not even a member of this group, and it found the female completely unbearable. 'You are the one unable to control yourself, what else would you call this little tantrum you are throwing...' And quite badly at that, Planty had seen much better, much more effective tantrums in it's life. The plant sighed inwardly, why was it even here? This animal was pointless, idiotic, narcissistic. The plant was ready to do something, but then again, it didn't really want to, watching was more entertaining, well it couldn't see lacking eyes... it wondered if anyone would notice where the voice was coming from. They would probably think it was a mute member maybe... would anyone think to look at the plant? Just in case it conjured up some lightning to crackle around it, creating a beautiful pattern in the earth of charred ground.

  • just a small town plant | PLANT ON BOARDER

    [center][fancypost=bgcolor;borderwidth=0px;bordercolor=;text-align:justify;width:455px;][size=12][font='Times New Roman,Times,serif']The plant was truly amused at then reaction. While it had no real idea what she was thinking her words confirmed it's suspicion... no it was not a warning, it was merely a mildly murderous plant, who heals been partially wearing a dead body, having heard the other day that bone something a blood something soils were good for plants. It thought it might have been a store. Though it had no idea. It had then decided to try out the advice given to someone else. And had worn a dead animal. It felt great. Though it wasn't sure what the bones were supposed to be doing sticking out of it's pot. Planty though about the answer it would give, should it be short? Long? Should Planty attempt to remain supposedly unsentient in the eyes of HawkClan. It could stalk them all like a stalker plant!


    Nah it would be more fun to let them know of who it was and act oblivious to the fact it was dripping dead loner. Hello good creatures of HawkClan. It was no Detritushead which brought me here. For I am Planty, and as you can most likely see, I am a plant. Of the potted verity. The plant informed them all, then it stopped speaking waiting calmly for a reply.

  • SUNCLAN CHAT + PLOT THREAD

    ...D: NU
    planty is one of a kind... D<


    actually if any of you want a mildly commedic way for their chracter to spend a day, planty is currently in the gardening business... it pots animals, usually dead ones in hopes that they will grow because it dislikes sentient creatures who have the freedom of sight, and ability to move around at will, bc planty is a plant bound to it's vessel. but it will occasionally pot an animal who seems to find planty amusing, or adorable, in order to show them just what it feels like to be potted... and sit in a pot with their tail sticking out... usually it involves planty trying to take the power of movement away from its victims...

  • SUNCLAN CHAT + PLOT THREAD

    PLEASE DO! BE PLANTY'S VERY FIRST VICTIM. and everyone who knows planty can be like... "jesus, it's not april first yet." and planty silently laughs to itself, becuase this is jsut the beginning of "THe Potting" I have decided that is what it's going to be called... Feral Front will never see bonsai trees the same!