[fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]Snow forts. Aside from in the highest reaches of the mountains, there wasn't much snow to play with in Alola, but considering they were islands with a climate often akin to that of a place like Hawaii, it's understandable. Guzma's experiences with snow are practically nonexistent, but he's aware of the concept; he feels no desire to roll around in it, but watching October is fairly interesting, particularly considering the excitable demeanour of the much larger animal. He seems determined to build something out of the strange, white stuff, the first of which he became acquainted with in BlizzardClan, and it's only when Duncan pipes up (damn, he's big) that it clicks in his head. Right. A snow fort. As a kid, he used to make forts out of leaves and the stupidly long grass of his home, or out of blankets and pillows, but that was a simpler time. Not happier, but.. easier. Though contemplative, Guzma still manages to wrinkle his nose a touch, his expression a half-sneer, half frown as he studies the situation with alarmingly impassive eyes. With nothing to offer, he keeps remarkably quiet, tail-tip flicking absently.
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✩ GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
✩ Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
✩ Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull
[color=#212341]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
[color=#212341]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
[color=#212341]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
[color=#212341]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Bond with his [abbr='arthropod'; cockroach, millipede, gorilla, crab, ant, mole, dragon][color=white]Golisopod; 2½m tall.
[color=#212341]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
[color=#212341]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] | ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
[color=#212341]✩ Part of the Pokésquad | Honorary/Lifelong member of Team Skull.
[color=#212341]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#212341]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
[color=#212341]✩ Tall, but not lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
[color=#212341]✩ Black and white patterned fur; white tuft on head; grey gradient limbs.
[color=#212341]✩ Pale yellow eyes; white rings/streaks of fur beneath. Bitten-short tail.
[color=#212341]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [color=white][CLICK]
[color=#212341]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [color=white][CLICK]
[color=#212341]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". One taken.
[color=#fff]— [color=#212341]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.
[color=#212341]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
[color=#212341]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
[color=#212341]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
[color=#212341]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
[color=#212341]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]xhit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
[color=#212341]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
[color=#212341]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
[color=#212341]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
[color=#fff]— [color=#212341]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.
[color=#212341]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
[color=#212341]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
[color=#212341]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
[color=#212341]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
[color=#212341]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
[color=#212341]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

