Posts by GUZMA

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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]Snow forts. Aside from in the highest reaches of the mountains, there wasn't much snow to play with in Alola, but considering they were islands with a climate often akin to that of a place like Hawaii, it's understandable. Guzma's experiences with snow are practically nonexistent, but he's aware of the concept; he feels no desire to roll around in it, but watching October is fairly interesting, particularly considering the excitable demeanour of the much larger animal. He seems determined to build something out of the strange, white stuff, the first of which he became acquainted with in BlizzardClan, and it's only when Duncan pipes up (damn, he's big) that it clicks in his head. Right. A snow fort. As a kid, he used to make forts out of leaves and the stupidly long grass of his home, or out of blankets and pillows, but that was a simpler time. Not happier, but.. easier. Though contemplative, Guzma still manages to wrinkle his nose a touch, his expression a half-sneer, half frown as he studies the situation with alarmingly impassive eyes. With nothing to offer, he keeps remarkably quiet, tail-tip flicking absently.
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    [spoiler=I'M THE UNDISPUTED KING OF THE BACK-ALLEYS | 9TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#212341]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#212341]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#212341]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#212341]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Bond with his [abbr='arthropod'; cockroach, millipede, gorilla, crab, ant, mole, dragon][color=white]Golisopod; 2½m tall.
    [color=#212341]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#212341]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] | ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#212341]✩ Part of the Pokésquad | Honorary/Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#212341]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#212341]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#212341]✩ Tall, but not lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#212341]✩ Black and white patterned fur; white tuft on head; grey gradient limbs.
    [color=#212341]✩ Pale yellow eyes; white rings/streaks of fur beneath. Bitten-short tail.
    [color=#212341]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". One taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#212341]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#212341]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#212341]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#212341]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#212341]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#212341]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#212341]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#212341]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#212341]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#212341]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#212341]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#212341]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#212341]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#212341]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]"You've never seen Clue before?" Guzma's.. a competitive person. The one thing he'd been able to stomach doing with his parents had been play board games, because it meant he could keep his mouth shut, ignore the tension, justify the time as family bonding and keep as far away from touching them as possible. Of course, he'd only been very young at the time, not quite loud enough about who he really was to cause much anger, but still, he'd always felt the disapproval of his father, and board games had been the only outlet that'd let him win. Isolate himself in his room and his dad'd scream that he didn't spend time with them, do anything else and he'd get punished for insolence.


    Clue has weird, bittersweet memories tied to it, as most board games do, but the male doesn't really care. They're enjoyable, and damn it, if he can gloss over the negative thoughts, then he will. "Ain't nobody better than me at Clue." Big bad Guzma puts on a shit-eating grin just for this situation, faux cockiness filling him to the brim. It's draining, but hell, he can do it here.
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    [spoiler=I'M THE UNDISPUTED KING OF THE BACK-ALLEYS | 9TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    [color=#212341]✩ Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    [color=#212341]✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#212341]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#212341]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#212341]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#212341]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Bond with his [abbr='arthropod'; cockroach, millipede, gorilla, crab, ant, mole, dragon][color=white]Golisopod; 2½m tall.
    [color=#212341]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#212341]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] | ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#212341]✩ Part of the Pokésquad | Honorary/Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#212341]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#212341]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#212341]✩ Tall, but not lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#212341]✩ Black and white patterned fur; white tuft on head; grey gradient limbs.
    [color=#212341]✩ Pale yellow eyes; white rings/streaks of fur beneath. Bitten-short tail.
    [color=#212341]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". One taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#212341]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#212341]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#212341]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#212341]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#212341]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#212341]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#212341]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#212341]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#212341]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#212341]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#212341]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#212341]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#212341]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#212341]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]He's getting used to this whole gift-basket thing. The only one of any interest was the one with the paints, and aside from that, Guzma isn't particularly entertained by them, even if the intention is always weirdly.. humbling. People didn't tend to bring gifts back home, as much as Nanu tended to make sure they were fed, so this.. is always appreciated. Still, Guzma and gratitude don't always go together, so the feline can't exactly offer a thanks, instead lingering near Tama and eyeing the baskets. "Whatcha got?" he asks, searching for anything interesting.
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    [spoiler=I'M THE UNDISPUTED KING OF THE BACK-ALLEYS | 9TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    [color=#212341]✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#212341]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#212341]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#212341]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#212341]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Bond with his [abbr='arthropod'; cockroach, millipede, gorilla, crab, ant, mole, dragon][color=white]Golisopod; 2½m tall.
    [color=#212341]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#212341]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] | ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#212341]✩ Part of the Pokésquad | Honorary/Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#212341]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#212341]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#212341]✩ Tall, but not lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#212341]✩ Black and white patterned fur; white tuft on head; grey gradient limbs.
    [color=#212341]✩ Pale yellow eyes; white rings/streaks of fur beneath. Bitten-short tail.
    [color=#212341]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". One taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#212341]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#212341]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#212341]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#212341]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#212341]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#212341]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#212341]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#212341]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#212341]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#212341]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#212341]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#212341]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#212341]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#212341]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]"Howzit, old man?" Guzma's grinning, despite the fact that he feels a little bit like a living popsicle, because— well, look. Nanu's surrounded by scarves, and he's got one on himself, not particularly stylish, but he'd not expect anything from the Officer-slash-Kahuna. Former Officer-slash-Kahuna? Does Nanu still retain his ranks? Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter. That begrudging respect'll probably never fade, regardless of how Guzma chooses to deal with it (very badly, and often with plenty of teasing, much like now. He's terrible with any form of gratitude, it seems) — and if this is any indicator of how he likes to stomach his tumultuous emotions, it's probably safe to assume that his methods are particularly unhealthy. That's not the point, though, and it never will be. The point is that Nanu's got a scarf around his throat, and then a bunch more littering the ground immediately about him, and Guzma finds it hilarious for some reason or another. Maybe it's the lack of sleep finally kicking in, giving way to a weird sort of mania, or maybe it's just that it's really, really funny.


    Halting nearby, the feline shifts so he can settle down, studying the mass of scarves acquired by the apparently-baffled serval. "Didn't it go as planned?" Of course not; anyone can see that, but Guzma still asks, because he's a bit of an ass, particularly when it comes to Nanu, but it's all.. well-intentioned. Yeah. "You got a thing for scarves, or something?"
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    [spoiler=I'M THE UNDISPUTED KING OF THE BACK-ALLEYS | 9TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    [color=#212341]✩ Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    [color=#212341]✩ Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    [color=#212341]✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#212341]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#212341]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#212341]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#212341]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Bond with his [abbr='arthropod'; cockroach, millipede, gorilla, crab, ant, mole, dragon][color=white]Golisopod; 2½m tall.
    [color=#212341]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#212341]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] | ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#212341]✩ Part of the Pokésquad | Honorary/Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#212341]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#212341]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#212341]✩ Tall, but not lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#212341]✩ Black and white patterned fur; white tuft on head; grey gradient limbs.
    [color=#212341]✩ Pale yellow eyes; white rings/streaks of fur beneath. Bitten-short tail.
    [color=#212341]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [color=white][CLICK]
    [color=#212341]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". One taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#212341]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#212341]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#212341]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#212341]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#212341]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#212341]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#212341]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#212341]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#212341]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#212341]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#212341]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#212341]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#212341]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#212341]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#212341]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

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    [align=center][fancypost borderwidth=0;color:#a193ac;font-family:arial;font-size:19px;letter-spacing:-1.9px;height:16px;line-height:90%;]"YOU'RE REALLY SO NICE! RIGHT, BRO?" NO; I'M A BAD MAN[/fancypost]
    [fancypost borderwidth=0;color:#a193ac;font-family:arial;font-size:18px;letter-spacing:-1.8px;height:6px;line-height:1px;]i'm a very bad man, i'm a very, very bad, bad man; and all my people[/fancypost]
    [fancypost borderwidth=0;color:#a193ac;font-family:arial;font-size:9px;line-height:1px;margin-top:-1px]SEE ONLY WHAT THEY WANNA SEE; TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANNA TRUST ME, 'CAUSE, SEE, I'M A BAD MAN

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]Updated tags.
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    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]"Huh." Guzma tugs on the sleeves of the jacket, taking a moment to adjust them, and he sits back on his haunches. Longer muzzle, whiter fur, overall softer, but the worn, tired eyes are still there — yep, he's still himself, only.. different. For a start, he's a dog of some sorts (a samoyed; not that he knows), and he seems to have reacquired his jacket, though that's the least-freaky shit that's happened today. I mean, for some, transforming's probably normal, but he's accustomed to Pokémon changing forms, not.. himself.


    He shifts his weight, looking up at his Golisopod with a broad grin. "Well, how do I look?" The creature whirrs its approval, and Guzma nods. "Yeah, that's right." He's fuckin' ace, and damn it, he's gonna let it show. This body's completely sober, too, and man, he feels amazing! Why'd he ever get drunk?


    Actually — no, he's not gonna answer that.


    Looks like the injuries still transferred, though; regardless of how he tries, he can't straighten his spine without it screaming. Shrugging his shoulders and settling for his usual, semi-hunched posture, Guzma sets out in a slow stroll through camp, growing accustomed to his new form; as per usual, his Golisopod trudges after him, claws dragging occasionally.
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#fe4f83]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]/ shameless copy-paste


    "Huh." Guzma tugs on the sleeves of the jacket, taking a moment to adjust them, and he sits back on his haunches. Longer muzzle, whiter fur, overall softer, but the worn, tired eyes are still there — yep, he's still himself, only.. different. For a start, he's a dog of some sorts (a samoyed; not that he knows), and he seems to have reacquired his jacket, though that's the least-freaky shit that's happened today. I mean, for some, transforming's probably normal, but he's accustomed to Pokémon changing forms, not.. himself.


    He shifts his weight, looking up at his Golisopod with a broad grin. "Well, how do I look?" The creature whirrs its approval, and Guzma nods. "Yeah, that's right." He's fuckin' ace, and damn it, he's gonna let it show. This body's completely sober, too, and man, he feels amazing! Why'd he ever get drunk?


    Actually — no, he's not gonna answer that.


    Looks like the injuries still transferred, though; regardless of how he tries, he can't straighten his spine without it screaming. Shrugging his shoulders and settling for his usual, semi-hunched posture, Guzma sets out in a slow stroll through camp, growing accustomed to his new form; as per usual, his Golisopod trudges after him, claws dragging occasionally.
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

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    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#fe4f83]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]WHOOPS i didn't see this!! but yeah, can they have a thread? 0:
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

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    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]ah, that'd be good! he'd probably come to somewhat like mae, in a. weird sort of way. BUT yes, they should bond! maybe they can talk in the tour thread i'm gonna make?
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    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]/AWFULLY RUSHED POST but i'm watching dan's livestream


    So.. Sylmae promised him a tour, and he said he'd rather get it over and done with immediately. Not that he's reluctant, or anything, but.. he's pretty damn reluctant. Not because he hates Sylmae from his first impression of her, but just because he's feeling pretty rough after walking all the way to RiverClan. It's known that he isn't the fittest of people (far from it), and he was weak to begin with, so.. he's pretty damn tired.


    The male trudges along silently after her, eyes sweeping the territory somewhat tiredly. "Where're we going, then?"
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#fe4f83]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]https://feralfront.com/index.php?topic=2489607.0
    here you go!!
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]ah, yes please! i'm going to bed soon, so i'd appreciate that!
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]tracking, kinda tempted to join 0:
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]0: yeah, i think i'll join!
    it's ya boi
    finally here

    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]/ it's okay! shorter threads are okay, too 0:


    So he's getting an unfinished tour? Oddly, he's not as pleased by that as he'd thought, but the relief is enough to wash away the slight disappointment, because he really couldn't do a full wander about the place in one go, least of all not in this state. Having returned his Golisopod back to its ball, there's nobody to carry him around, so Guzma's forced to wander about on foot without any guaranteed alternate method of transport, and the concept of having to walk only a little is one he's not about to turn down. "Ghost city?" Reminds him of Po Town, and that's not a bad thing. "Sure, whatever." He glances to his side as she falls back to walk along with him, somehow matching his stride (and he's glad, because he's never really liked following, not entirely), expression shifting to something a little less irritated. "How long've you lived here?"
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

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    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#fe4f83]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 465px; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8.4pt; line-height: 1.4;]It's been a while since someone nicknamed him like that. New people don't tend to do it, really — for some reason, his demeanour seems to push them away from bothering with him, often leading to a lack of particularly close friends (or indeed any friends at all). Still, ever since he met Sylmae, he knew that throwing her off'd be difficult; she's one of those that, from his first impression of her, is doggedly determined to be nice to everyone, regardless of who they are, and these sickly-sweet people are the ones that don't take a damned hint. Still, she's not.. annoying. He's not irked by her presence, but he's startled by the nickname. "Yeah, that's right. Big bad Guzma's got a brand new bod." Dark eyes shift over her body — she doesn't look so hot, but he doesn't ask why — and he sits back, still grinning contentedly.
    [hr]
    [spoiler=✩ ——— OOH, MAN, I'M A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG | 10TH JAN]

    [size=8]OPINIONS & CHOICES IC / "SPEECH" / BUMP THREADS AFTER 2 DAYS


    [hr]
    [size=8]GENERAL INFO / THREAD HUB / PINTEREST BOARD
    GUZMA / PREV. AUGUSTINE / OCCASIONALLY GOES BY "ROACH"
    Undisclosed sexuality / Kinda polygamous; not looking / DFAB ♂
    Unknown age; adult / Unknown birthday / Undecided ageing rate
    BlizzardClan trainee [SHP] / RC warrior / Ex Boss of Team Skull


    [color=#fe4f83]RELATIONSHIPS / ROMANCE NOTES / ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅛
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Single / Not really looking / One current "maybe" crush/old flame.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ NPC x NPC; orphaned and disowned by his father / Generation one.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ No apprentice [not looking] / Currently has two Pokémon [see below]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Puts on a tough front; inferiority complex. Makes friends, doesn't trust.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ ⅓ PokeGayz™ [OT3: Kukui & Grunt A] / ½ Guznu [???: Nanu]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Part of the Pokésquad / Honorary + Lifelong member of Team Skull.


    [color=#fe4f83]POKÉMON TEAM / TWO SLOTS OF SIX TAKEN
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod — Bug/Water — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=The Pokémon, sensing danger, switches out when its HP becomes half or less.]Emergency Exit[/abbr]
    [abbr=First Impression inflicts damage. It has a priority of +2, so is used even before other increased priority moves. First Impression will fail if not used on the first turn the user is out.]First Impression[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 90 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +2
    Liquidation [Water/Physical] — PWR: 85 / ACC: 100% | PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Rock Slide [Rock/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 90% / PRIORITY: 0
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ariados — Bug/Poison — ♂ — Level 63 — Ability: [abbr=If the Pokeémon's health is below ⅓, its Attack or Special Attack rises by 50% if a Bug-type move is being used.]Swarm[/abbr]
    [abbr= Fell Stinger inflicts damage; if this causes the targeted Pokémon to faint, the user's Attack stat rises by three stages.]Fell Stinger[/abbr] [Bug/Physical] — PWR: 50 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    [abbr=This move enables the user to attack first. It fails if the target is not readying an attack, however.]Sucker Punch[/abbr] [Dark/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: +1
    Cross Poison [Poison/Physical] — PWR: 70 / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0
    Toxic Thread [Poison/Status] — PWR: -- / ACC: 100% / PRIORITY: 0


    [color=#fe4f83]APPEARANCE / [color=#f6f6f6]REFERENCE. / [color=#fe4f83]STATUS / GOOD [95%]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A samoyed; much smaller than average, but still somehow gangly.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Not at all lean or muscular. Unimpressive; kinda unfit and scrawny.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ White fur, somewhat fluffy to the touch. Dark grey, almost-black eyes.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Dark circles beneath eyes; purple 'eyeshadow' highlighting them.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Always wears a pair of crooked yellow sunglasses on his head. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Also always wears a golden chain with the Team Skull logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Generally seen wearing a jacket with the Team Skull Logo. [SEE REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Occasionaly uses purple paint to mark "tattoos" on forelegs. [WIP REF]
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Black belt around waist with six pockets for "Pokéballs". Two taken.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]INJURIES/ILLNESSES: Weak due to unfit lifestyle.


    [color=#fe4f83]BEHAVIOUR / [color=#fff]BEWARE THE SILLY ONES / [color=#fff]A. / [color=#fff]B. / [color=#fff]C. / [color=#fff]D.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Inspired by a somewhat AU version of Guzma from Pokémon SuMo.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Both hot-tempered and incredibly laid back. A bit of a fast food junkie.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Seemingly fearless. Likely either insane, bluffing, or both. Street smart.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ A s[color=transparent][size=1px]x
    hit-talking guy with an inferiority complex. Falsely brash + confident.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Ego is seemingly through the roof, but he's a nice guy. Extremely loyal.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Hates being beaten; always needs to prove himself. Meets trials equally.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Destruction personified. King of underdogs. Supports conflict/rebellion.
    [color=#fff]—
    [color=#fe4f83]DISORDERS: None that are diagnosed; hears voices, likely has depression and/or anxiety. High functioning.


    [color=#fe4f83]INTERACTION / [color=#fff]WEAPON OF CHOICE / [color=#fff]AUTHORITY = ASSKICKING
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Easy-ish physical difficulty | Medium mental difficulty | Stupidly durable.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Golisopod: Extreme physical difficulty | Impenetrable mental barriers.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ Roach uses the Golisopod in battle; a Pokémon and trainer relationship.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ All nonviolent, friendly and/or peaceful actions can be powerplayed.
    [color=#fe4f83]✩ To engage in combat, use [color=white]bold white, [color=black]black or [u]bold underlined.