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sherberry
that's new right
yes okay
but I KNOW THE VIDEO THAT MUSICILY USED THE AUDIO LMAOfinds the link omfg
and cool needs something
im making the sad oneshot in an hour or so bc I want p i e
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the pet bird track
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Dizzy spells are s*.
Something Cool learned in his sick fit, a thing he picked up quite recently, however it wasn't from disease. It was a disgust from himself. He was just... Not a Strider, was he? Did he even know what that meant? Who was a Strider, really?
Who said Cool could establish that he - indeed - is a fabled and amazingly talented 'Strider.' What talent could he possibly have?
Hitting up the unsuspecting? Rapping like a garbage disposal?
Real ironic, Cool.
The shaded feline stumbled to his stone hut, not before trying to vomit, however not succeeding, he felt like his tummy was a tub of melted butter. He wanted to heave it up, to take all the food he was so graciously received and throw it out the window. He wasn't a proper Strider.
Proper Striders didn't let themselves get shut down like Cool did. Sloppily executed attempts at flirting, proceeding to basically throwing himself at the feet of some guy he knew barely anything about, and getting rejected.
Cool harshly bit the inside of his cheek in his frustration, the metallic taste of his blood filling his senses, and pillowing over the sides of his mouth in light, thin streams.
No wonder the guy wouldn't take him, look at Cool.
Disgusting.
Rude.
And obviously not who Cool once believed who he was.
The feline groaned inwardly, pelt manipulation into his more bright pelt, one where he commonly used his cape, and draped the hood over him.
// ppffftt he'll be fine
worse thing that's gonna happen is probably a lost interest of eating
he's still totally flirting
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hA GOT THAT ONESHOT UP
IT'S SO ANGSTY I HATE IT BUT IM TIRED
i need to actually get Vodka in shadowclan woops.
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group joinings are always neat
I haven't even got Vodka's tags set up yet s o
i'll get to it in a sec : ^)
&
frikin
fite me symmy
& yELLS
sadstuck hurts w h y
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Dave was getting some apple juice and bird feed, from the ironic sanctuary know as Walmart. He decided to do his business quickly, having an ability to transport himself across stores in a fast manner, thanks to his long legs. He found himself toting a box of children's apple juice and a bag of bird seed in no time. He figured not to pick anything up for Bro, because f* that guy.
He could get his own damn groceries.
But Dave managed to find a damn attractive cashier. However he seemed to be preoccupied by a guy talking about... Salt. Well, guess Dave would just have to wait.
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uhhhhh
I see I have missed a lot
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Cool approached the scene because hell -- Pizza.
The feline was into human food, however he recently cut back on eating in general. He just was becoming not into it... For reasons of coarse -- however they were ironically disclosed.
Seriously.
However he never had pizza, but wasn't interested in all the mess. But he approached the scent anyhow, finding Jasper having quite the time with the food.
"You alright dude?" Cool asked, bounding over curiously with his Strider poker face.
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Cool considered himself good at what he does, however never quite remembered where his talents originated from. Ah -- whatever.
He was cleaning up his stone hut, rapping somewhat loud. He was free styling-- making it up as he went as he dusted various items in his home.
The rap was meaningless really, not a single topic being contained, however switching quickly from Apple Juice, dissing random things, 'Smuppets,' boondollars, and the list continues. It wasn't the best thing ever in existence, however it was better then some offbeat s* you'd find in the darkest corners of Youtube.
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"Could I get one?" Cool bounded forward, rubbing at his eyes behind his shades, however making sure not to show anything from behind the protective sunglasses. He was super duper sleepy, severely wanting just a nap.
Like for real.
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im bored but
I'm supposed to be cleaning whoops
& I love hibachi holi f*
like their sushi and frickin deserts are the b e s t
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i love sushi, especially if it has crab
I really like crab tbh
and salmon
and mahi mahi
mmmmm
yELLS AT MY MUSE FOR COOL
I need help
what do I do
He used to be my bab
wHAT HAPPENED
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holi f*
you should tbh
angst™
lawd if coolbreathe every happens cool is just gonna be like
"wait he feels sorry for me
doesn't he"
more #angst
lmAO
I saw this on tumblr and I hAD TO
Cool:(about Cyanide) Wow, really got that ironic sexy smoldering thing going on.
Cool:(to Salamander) I think he's trying to mouth something to me, but I can't make it out.
Cyanide:(mouthing) I hate you.
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dude can we do this
is this happening
i'll make it if it's happening
& I could rp the sollux??
but prob not ??
idk buuut
& I FOUND ANOTHER ONE
and then there is
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I KEEP FINDING SO MANY
I need to stop but im laughing rlly hard rn
& starstar is my wife mk
even tho she is no gay but
she's my wife ok
& YES PLS SYM
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makes "⅓ of angst trio" a thing
puts it on cool's profile
should I stop posting them
I have like tons more
btw when should I make the trio private thread
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cries I'll make in a bit
& alright lmao i wasn't kidding
there is so many
ok im done for now omfg
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jesus
I never thought of it, but the more I think about it the more I ship it tbh
and I'm also glad I'm the only one that just eats cough drops lmao
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the most random ship for homestuck @ me is probably like johnroxy
& same tbh
i should be super asleep rn
bUT Im not and im living with the consequences
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Cool got his skinny ass over there, metaphorical eyebrows raised through the roof. "The f* you want?" He demanded, eyeing the sign with curiosity.
What the hell was so important that it was worth a threat of being hit with a sign.
Cool couldn't read.
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