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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:390px; text-align:justify; line-height:90%;][hr]feldspar is based off of craig tucker from south park, but not completely so. he resides in sunclan, where he's being a total shitstain lol
he is open to most plots, but especially long term ones. i would love for him to get involved with somebody toxic (the nature of the relationship doesn't matter!) for important reasons.
he is, however, closed to: death and litters.i am picky about, and liable to deny it all together, any plot involving rape. please be considerate if you suggest any plot of that nature! he is aromantic, but i am open to hearing romance plots too!!
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:390px; text-align:justify; line-height:90%;][hr]copy and pastes his og plotting thread lol
feldspar is based off of craig tucker from south park, but not completely so. he pretty much has the personality of a rockhe is open to most plots, but especially long term ones. i would love for him to get involved with somebody toxic (the nature of the relationship doesn't matter!) for important reasons.
he is, however, closed to: death and litters.i am picky about, and liable to deny it all together, any plot involving rape. please be considerate if you suggest any plot of that nature! he is aromantic, but i am open to hearing romance plots too!!
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:390px; text-align:justify; line-height:90%;][hr]you don't have to know who he's based off of, no worries! nor are you obligated to fulfill the toxic relationship thing, i'm happy enough with just an interaction thread!
they could be friends, i think! 0: i can make a thread for them later on when i have some time
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:390px; text-align:justify; line-height:90%;][hr]baaasoo, yes!
that's pretty much what i was looking for in that plot tbh!! sounds great. who makes??ooo welsh yes same tbh feld is super stale and salty so im interested too!! who makes?
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:8pt; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr]The typical words that followed any new faces joining SunClan nearly tumbled out of Feldspar's maw before he even saw the two. A look of shock came to his normally bored hues, as his eyes finally landed upon the female's wings. It was far from the most surprising thing he'd seen here, but Feldspar couldn't help but to be a little surprised. Blinking, the apprentice stopped next to Arthur and struggled to get his words to form past the initial shock of seeing wings on another cat.
" Uh. Hey there, miss. " A pause, light blue eyes glancing towards her partner, " Sir. Yeah, welcome to SunClan. " Was there anything else to say?
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:8pt; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr]There was nobody quite as useless as Feldspar was in this situation, to be frank. No, he was too young. 'Mature' as he 'was', there was something different about seeing someone try to kill themselves right in front of you. As his clanmates all hurried around the prone body, Feldspar could only stare, as if he were shocked into silence. " Is.. there something I can do? " There was a meek tone to his voice, glancing at the leader for a moment, and then, back down to Noel. He didn't know much of anything that could be useful here.. but, just.. maybe..
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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this is my misanthropic confession
human beings are a waste of breath -
i dont know anyone but hi
wip im lazy[size=15pt]IC[/size]
Favorite male: Omorose
Favorite female: n/a
Favorite S/HP:
Favorite non-S/HP: Whitedove
Favorite overall: Arthur[size=15pt]SHIPPING[/size]
Favorite canon ship: i dont
Favorite crack-ship: know
Ship that 100% has to happen: any
Best platonic ship: ships lol[size=15pt]-IEST CATEGORY[/size]
Friendliest:
Grumpiest: Cory
Saltiest:
Slowest:
Most violent:
Most sarcastic:
Most empty-headed: November
Most stoic:
Clan mom:
Clan dad:
Resident weird gay cousin: wtf n/a
Pure-blematic fave: Jericho
Cinnamon roll: Jericho
Problematic fave: November[size=15pt]MOST LIKELY...[/size]
Most likely to become leader:
Most likely to sleep through the apocalypse:
Most likely to momentarily forget their own name:
Most likely to overthrow Phantom:
Most likely to go on a mass-murder spree:
Most likely to cry over spilled milk:
Most likely to be alone forever:
Most likely to mentally snap:
Most likely to accidentally cause the apocalypse:
Most likely to get their ass kicked by Phantom:
Most likely to die doing something stupid:" Phantom
Most likely to accidentally offend an enemy clan and cause a war: Immortalkisses[size=15pt]OOC[/size]
Most advanced:
Most well-known:
Resident momfriend:
Resident meme:
Most diverse in character creation:
Friendliest:
Most original:
Most welcoming:
Biggest procrastinator:
Resident Senpai: -
[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:8pt; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr]Three times? Feldspar didn't have it in him to try joining a clan three times. It didn't make sense to him, really. Why keep trying if you know it won't work out in the end? That was pretty stupid to him. Bored hues regarded the newcomer plainly, head tilted just slightly as he inquired, " Why do you keep coming back if you keep leaving. " It didn't quite sound like a question, more like a bored statement, but the young feline was admittedly curious. Sort of.
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:8pt; font-family:arial; line-height:110%;][hr]Another meet and greet? Feldspar couldn't quite help but feel slightly out of place in this one, with all the talk of angels and demons and all that religion shit that he honestly couldn't give any more fucks about even if he tried to. There was a God out there, somewhere, sure, but Feldspar didn't really give a damn. Still, the sight of a real life angel should of left him reeling and rethinking his entire position regarding his 'faith', a revelation if you would, but the child only blinked. Stared for a moment before slowly continuing to pad up towards the congregation of his fellow Sunclanners. " Uh. " he started, rather eloquently actually, " Hi. I'm Feldspar. Nice to meet you. "
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:8pt; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr]Feldspar grimaced as the can was chucked carelessly to the side. What a loser, littering like that. He padded off after it, the idea of leaving a bunch of trash laying around not really sitting well with him. The child didn't have much respect for much of anything, but one of the few things he did respect was the environment. Plus.. he really didn't want to have to keep tripping over garbage. Nosing the can back up towards the asshole who tossed it aside, he had some pretty harsh words in mind for him. (If you could call 'asstown' or 'doucherocket' harsh, anyway.)
Well, until he saw that there was a joiner. Then he just put a paw on aforementioned garbage and stared for a second. A single 'brow' lifted as his eyes darted to November for a second, and he uttered, " Ciquita? " as if he were asking what it meant.
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; font-family:segoe ui light; font-size:13pt; letter-spacing:1px; color:#ededed; opacity:0.8;]this is my misanthropic confession[/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; font-family:georgia; font-size:13pt; opacity:0.9; margin-top:-12px;]" human beings are a waste of breath [color=#fff]"[/fancypost]
[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; font-family:simsun; text-shadow: 0pt 0pt 4pt #fff; font-size:13pt; letter-spacing:px; color:#263946; opacity:0.9;]it appears that apathy has gotten the best of me.[/fancypost]
[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px;][align=left][color=#90c3d4]if you're bored, then you're boring
[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:268px; font-size:10pt; font-family:; color:#90c3d4; letter-spacing:-1px; line-height:88%;][justify]i am a level 14 thief [b]and the dark lord's chief assassin, and you will all perish here and now!
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im all in
feld is a pale grey cat with white markings on his face, chest and his back toes n his eyes r light blue
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don’t care what you think, you think i care?
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i don't care what you think, as long as it's about me
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everyone's a let down; it just depends on far down they can go
and if you lie, you don't deserve to have friends
you are a sell out! but you couldn't even do that right
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and to the frat boys: racist, rowdy, violent, intoxicated, acting real childish.. nobody likes you!
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there was a time, there was a place where you meant something to me
but time has shown and now i know that we were wrong and you will always be a prick; a fake, your parents' greatest mistake.--
you've sticks and stones to turn to, but i've got words to hurt you
so save your bullets 'cause you're fucked -
[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:8pt; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr] " What the fuck. " It was all Feldspar could utter, a plain and simple what the fuck. The few words he had heard uttered sounded like they came from some 8 year old's favorite Youtube 'star' videos — the word star being used as vaguely as it could, since most of those meme loving fucks sounded like they were flogging their own brain stem raw in an attempt to sound funny. Bored hues flicked towards 'LeafyisaCyberbully', and then towards Mr. Meme himself. Two seconds is all it took for Feldspar to decide that he didn't like either of them.
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:9pt; font-family:arial; line-height:125%;][hr]essentially what it says on the title yo
there's a minimal amount of plot revolving these characters: through whatever bullshit means, the entire town of south park somehow just... turned into animals. all of them, nobody was spared from whatever mythical force the main four unleashed.
the rules are very simple:
[li]stay active, or i have the right to remove you from this list.[/li]
[li]that's it, just stay active. if you're active, i might do cool things like draw you art[/li]they can go to any clan you want. this guy is in sunclan and the garden, if you want to join him.
it's very simple and to the point. the form is ffa, but it's mostly first come first serve
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• vegetarian (digestive mutation)
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:9pt; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr]goooo for it
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• vegetarian (digestive mutation)
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; font-family:georgia; font-size:11px; letter-spacing:1px; color:#ededed; opacity:;]you will always be a prick; a fake, your parents' greatest mistake[/fancypost][fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; font-family:arial; font-size:9px; opacity:; margin-top:-18px; text-transform:uppercase; color:#000;]you're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take[/fancypost]
[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; font-family:arial; width:270px; font-size:10px; text-transform:uppercase; color:#000; line-height:100%; text-align:justify;][hr]you've got sticks and stones to turn to, but i've got words to hurt you, so save your bullets cause [b]you're fucked
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[fancypost bgcolor=; border:0px; width:420px; text-align:justify; font-size:10px; font-family:arial; line-height:100%;][hr](please make kenny)
(i love kenny)
[hr][justify][color=lightblue]GENERAL.
• feldspar | "craig tucker"
• 7 months old, male | he/they
• domestic feline
• asexual, aromantic
• vegetarian (digestive mutation)
• sunclan[color=lightblue]APPEARANCE.
• domestic cat; soft light grey fur with white markings on his face and chest; back legs have white toes. eyes are an icy blue and forever bored[color=lightblue]TRAITS.
• bratty, inconsiderate, uninterested
• literally a 4th grader, likes to swear 'cause its cool
• bored, unmotivated, lazy
• an Awful Person[color=lightblue]BATTLE TAGS
• extremely easy, mentally & physically
• electricity elemental (unmastered)
• attack in lightblue && bold the name
• pm for captures
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