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ic: "I probably wouldn't die if I fought him," said Xap. With a wink he added, "For you, baby, I'd kick his ass. What's his name?"
He listened on to what she said. "Sounds like you don't miss a spot, babe. That's hot. As for sex slaves, you can take me as one any time you want to. And trust me, I'd kick this douche's ass. Who is he?" Xap had known it all along. Something had been giving Sarah a seriously shitty life, and this was why she was the way she was. Thank the gods she had bumped into him, because he was about to start fixing everything.
He'd fixed things up for Dimity. Too bad she had been intent on ruining it again, and ruining it not just for herself, but for their child.
The fallen Arceus continued to glow, and then he uttered something strange.
"Since the illegal split of the multiverses, nothing has been right. They must reunite..."
Xap turned to look at him. "Uh, sorry I wasn't listening...what was that?"