[Oh, he'll remember it for sure.
But that doesn't mean he'll admit he does. xD
Ah, also *facepalm* I realized I forgot to state that they were actually in a hollow, not a burrow/den - like, a slight depression in the ground that's quite wide and basically a field of mushrooms ;) ]
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The unearthly giggling continued to stream incessantly from Massacre's maw until he was practically sobbing from breath. He only managed to pause briefly as Year let out an excited yowl, then tossed a mushroom toward him. "Massie, you HAVE to try this! It's the most exhilarating feeling you will ever get!" As far as Massacre was concerned, it couldn't get any better than this, but he cheerily snatched up the mushroom, and barely even pausing to chew it, gulped it down as would a famished warrior a plump vole.
Almost immediately, the colors of the world around him slurred. His ears roared, and his blood boiled - he could feel every throb of his heart pulsing heat through his veins. Pupils dilated, jaws slack, the black tom swung his head from side to side in a wild effort to clear his vision. And that was when he saw her.
She was the epitome of beauty, the very embodiment of magnificence and elegance; ultimately, everything that Massacre desired in a female. His glazed, pale amber eyes fixed hungrily on her, Massacre silently marveled at the unparalleled perfection at which her long, flowing brown fur cascaded from her lean figure. Massacre, for all his life, had hardened himself against she-cats. He, unlike most toms, was entirely impervious to their charms, their delicate beauty and superficial affection. Never in his life had he felt an inkling of yearning for a female - and yet, now, he was entranced.
The world seemed unnaturally bright, as though he was waltzing through a wide open meadow at mid-day during a hot summer. Clumsily, eyes narrowing against the blinding light, Massacre stumbled to the female, his lurching, unsteady gait a pathetic imitation of his usual control and poise as he staggered to her side. Attempting to pull his famous chesire cat grin, Massacre meowed in his most luxuriously rich and seductive voice, "You know... you're pretty, gal." He would lean towards her, twisting slightly to try to gently clip her across the chin with a light flick of his tail.
Of course, in his current condition, Massacre was quite incapable of aiming at anything, and would most likely end up smacking the poor cat in the eye instead.
Oh, and the other thing... he had no idea the cat was actually Ixxr.