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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]Alistair turned, slightly, as another female approached, this time a two-tailed Scottish Fold with a bright expression on her features. She seemed a lot more friendly than the others, though, true to the name, nobody in SunClan appeared particularly cold. " Ah, well, lead the way, then, my lady! " Alistair replied with a somewhat bolder smile and a nod, stepping over the border in a way of cementing his presence here — hopefully he'd not get dragged off, and he'd actually get to stay a while.
He spied Immortalkisses out of the corner of his eye and he tipped his head in greeting to her, tail swishing at his heels.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]ugh ive already been and there was this smol girl and i had to go so slow for her
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]Immy didn't look all that pleased to see him, but Alistair wouldn't be put off. The male nodded again to her with a smile, making a small gesture of respect with his paw before trying to face Roosterteeth with another nod. Fellow Sunfucker? " I don't ... think ... I'd like to, ah, do anything like that with the sun. It'd be hot, though, wouldn't it? " ah, yes, the puns. He'd been thumped 'round the head enough times for them, but would he ever learn? No — he was a bad boy.
" And it's Alistair, for the record. " his accent had him emphasising the ' air ' part of his name, but most tended to ignore the long drag, annoyingly so. " Asstair works too, though, I suppose. Nice to meet you. " he replied with a grin, nodding again. " And I'll be careful, don't worry. Though, come to think of it, getting lost is my speciality. "
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]" What's a kitten doing out here, all on its own? Isn't that a bit dangerous? " Alistair spoke aloud as he approached, coming to a halt beside Cory and Roosterteeth and studying Rosekit with wide eyes. He'd seen children out and about before, and he never understood why they were abandoned like that; even he'd had a sort-of acceptable upbringing.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]Alistair had certainly never met this individual before — he wouldn't have forgotten somebody like that. The leopard trotted over at the calls, his expression wary, at first, before lighting up a little, and he studied Cassady with only slight disbelief, before dipping his head in a little bow. " Welcome back, then. I'm Alistair. " he greeted.
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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px;][justify][size=8]everywhere he goes just
asstair
" gdi "brains are the things that feel the pain though
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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px;][justify][size=8]alistair's too awkward to do that lmao
also you made a pepe tile im
that's amazinggood luck calli
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[align=center][fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 400px;][justify][size=8]well yeah but the brain is the thing that usually alerts you of the pain, which is why you feel it
besides, headaches are probably not the brain anyway? idk what causes headaches but i bet it's not always the brain or smth,,also idk why
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]Alistair curled and uncurled his toes, looking down at them as Morrigan spoke. To this day, she still managed to make him feel like a kid again, and it was pretty strange to revisit months long gone.
" Yes, right, I forgot the age-old law of never having an opinion. It gets you into so much trouble; I don't know why we even bother to think for ourselves, " the male mused, drawing himself up again and looking at her with an even gaze. " Summoning demons, using blood magic, trying to find a cure for the Blight itself. They want to stop the Blights before they even happen, because they all think they're dying. Every Warden in Orlais has started to hear the Calling, and they've been thrown into mass panic. I think it's a plot, but Warden-Commander Clarel doesn't like that kind of talk, and as everybody now answers to her, I'm now being hunted down. Or something like that. " his voice was low as he spoke, giving her the short version and deciding to leave it at that.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]Alistair shook his head, pursing his lips, before letting Morrigan rant at him about how her opinions weren't particularly valid. " Ah, well, you see, that's exactly what it's like in the Wardens, now, " the male remarked, scratching at his chin. " Is BoneClan not up to your standards, then? Too many people like me? " or was their average IQ higher, perhaps?
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]" Hello, you tw- oh! Oh, dear, I didn't disturb anything, did I? " the last sentence was spoken in a loud whisper as Alistair approached, eyes widening as he realised that the female of the two already hanging around was rather motionless, as if in a trace. Halting beside Echopaw, he looked at Freezingmist with some sort of curious concern in his eyes, pressing his lips together.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]" Oh, er, hello, " greeted Alistair as he stepped out of the forest and into the reunion an little awkwardly, frowning, if only because he was convinced he'd disturbed something. He'd done that a lot in his past, so he was always conscious of making repeats. " Welcome back. I'm Alistair. "
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I SWEAR TO GOD HES DESTINED TO MAKE PEOPLE FALL OFF THINGSAlistair nodded once to Echopaw, but then stepped back suddenly as she fell off the roof, only to surge forwards to try and help her up; she beat him to it, however, and he slowly settled down, wincing apologetically. " Did I do that? " he asked her, looking her over and frowning. " It'd not be the first person I scared off something high. "
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]" Maker, they must be dimwitted, " Alistair retorted sarcastically, biting down on his tongue and again listening to Morrigan's rants. Someone's worked up, he thought, briefly, before snorting as her larger speech came to a close. " Heathens in BoneClan? Never. "
Alistair then pressed his lips together in a gloating smile and shook his head. " I think it's just your luck; SunClan's really something. Although, I did manage to make their deputy fall off of a roof ... I also managed to make the ColouredClan leader fall out of things multiple times. I think I'm cursed. " maybe he could make Morrigan fall out of something high up. That'd be hilarious.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 8pt; width: 400px;]" Maybe, but the only people I've seen in the last few days have been allies, " Alistair whined, blinking once or twice. " And you're not stood on anything high, so I can't even use my curse for anything fun. "
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