Posts by COSMICCLASH

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"What do you mean? How? What...."

    Aldo didn't know, watching to tv in fear. "Snappers are not like that..." Snapper, meaning shark. They didn't understand. To them, a shark was a creature. To him, shark meant 'die'. As in, the shark would kill you.

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    #owlieposted
    #aldotheoldguy

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]As the title says, because im curious.

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    #aldotheoldguy

    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]He put a paw close to his chest, [b]"Heart."

    Then his skull, "Brain." He nodded, as if confirming this. He looked at Stan now, thinking on his words. "No. Yes? Yes, I think. Yes, I did not have them. I was blue, and I had a red spot on the inside. That was my stomach. You could see it." He thought on it. "We... did not communicate. We lacked that ability. I floated in silence, a lot. Always. We all did. The colony was a group, no order, just the hope you were not eaten. You hoped it was someone else." Aldo hummed, thinking on it. "It is strange... you had a lot of time to wonder, questioning... do you have a conscious if you lack the ability to think?"

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"Does not seem quiet... Very noisy...."

    He mumbled, blinking. "Sunclan had beach, yes. I washed up there. Then I ended up here. Colony might be here. I don't know." Then again, the colony didn't care. "What does 'town' mean?"

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    #aldotheoldguy

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;](( aldo is like that toddler in that 'ask questions' stage
    (( which asks about 100 or more questions a day




    [b]"That sounds weird."

    He said, tilting his head, looking at the cat. "You live in Trees?" He gave a little hum. "Funny. Our colony just kind of... floated around. But, yes, I would like to see!" He paused, feeling rude.
    "Is it alright if I stay here?"

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    #owlieposted
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]Aldo wished to have a task.

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]Aldo had jumped when he was told this, starting to panic. [b]"They like blood?!"

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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i][b]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]Aldo nodded, wagging his tail.

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    #owlieposted
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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i][b]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    ?: What is this??

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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i][b]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]?: My species doesn't have the concept of old
    ?: this is dumb

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    #owlieposted
    #aldotheoldguy

    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]And suddenly, there was Aldo. No, literally. There he was. Like, 'Pop goes the weasel!' He appeared out of nowhere, in the German Shepard's face, nose to nose. [b]"Hello!"

    He greeted, sniffing the other, having no respect for personal space, the Tasmainian Tiger searched around him, sniffing every bit, even walking under the much bigger dog. "You look very funny!"

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    #owlieposted
    #aldotheoldguy

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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"Useless, useless,"

    he mumbled, voiced heightened, hitting himself on the nose. He hated this. He was really hating this. He wants to go home, to the Ocean! The Upworld was completely useless! Creatures that must hunt and kill for survival? Sure, he'd seen sharks, but he wasn't going to hunt for himself! It's stupid!




    "I will chase the food!" Aldo mimed with his brown paws, mocking himself. "I will chase the food and then I will eat it, oh boy, I cannot wait!" Ah... Perhaps the starvation was getting to his head. Head. So strange. He didn't always really have one of those, and now look at him. Also can think. Also can move. Also can speak. Also is [i]alive.

    Alive. Conscious. The Upworld. Things too big for a mere dime-sized Jellyfish to comprehend.




    Ah, perhaps the sea gods cursed him to forever be a Jellyfish out of water? Was there a point? At this, also stopped in his tracks, near black eyes locking on the river. An adventure, perhaps- SHINY! SHINY SHINY THERE IS A SHINY! Aldo dashed and piled into the river, head sticking in the mud and... Trying to eat the gold.




    What a crazy old man.

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    #aldotheoldguy

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    // tips hat

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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;] At the sound of a voice, Aldo shot up, gold between his teeth, mud in his gums, his lips coated in mud and dirt, only making it look like a deeper brown. The Tasmanian Tiger started coughing, spitting out the gold, followed by mud, and then throwing up water.




    Oh, a shame. He forgot. He had.... Breathy-sacs in his... Chest thing. He wasn't like he used to have gills. Or a think muffin. Or a chest thumper. Or breathy-sacs. None of that- just.... Being in the water. Existing. The creature was asking him a question, and the only response Aldo could muster between vomits was a confused grunt. When he seemed to have to emptied the contents of the food put in his body, and laid down in the grass and heaved, giving a wheeze, then looked at the other again, and immediately perked up like nothing happened.




    [b]"Wavy wavy, friend!"

    Aldo said, wagging his tail and waving a paw.

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    #owlieposted
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]Dumb? What did that mean? Was it a descriptive word? Was it to describe him? It certainly didn't sound pleasant. It sounded like.... A mean word. Was he making fun of him? Why? What did he do?




    A.... Mama? What was that, too? It sounded like he was supposed to have one. Maybe one was suppose to own one? [b]"No mama. Mamas did not exist in colony. I regenerate. Die, come back. Die, come back. Live forever."

    He hummed, thinking, trying to respond. "Ah... I named me. Me named me. Me is me." Aldo nodded.




    "Ah, name. Name.... Aldo. I am Aldo. Name is Aldo. Me is Aldo." He said, nodding. "Wavy wavy to you all!"

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    #owlieposted
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    [align=center][fancypost bgcolor=#11285e; border: none; width: 440px; height: 50px;][fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none;font-family: arial;text-align: justify;color: white;width: 400px; height: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-top: 4px; margin-left: -5px; font-size: 20px; padding: 11px;][i]ALDO THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH [/fancypost][/fancypost]
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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;] Alfo hurriedly nodded to Rallyingpaw, giving a toothy and wide grin (which wasn't hard, considering that he literally had a big mouth.) His attention then turned to the dog, and Aldo trotted up to the dog, into her personal space, and started sniffing; it was something he picked up from watching their dogs sniff eachother. [b]"Eng-guish?"

    Aldo's breath vaguely smelled of dirt and fish, maybe some other meat, and they were a dirty, smudged yellow.




    Wow, these people were weird! They made funny words and noises. Perhaps... Ah, it was probably something he was suppose to know. Was it instinct? Well, that wouldn't work. He had the brain of a tasmainian tiger and the thought process of a jellyfish. "Uh... No. No have. No learn. No one taught Aldo." He backed away and spun in a little circle, then stopped to look at them.




    "Uh... Food Pit in body had Earthquake! Rumbled! Much pain and empty feeling..." Translation: Aldo was starving.

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