wait are we talking about bad ex's and stuff
dude
i would tell you my big story but in a gist
my best friend decided to date her sister's ex, and MY ex at the same dang time.
did she ask if it was okay?
NOPE
I know i have the the full story typed somewhere but that requires searching
on the bright side
bad mistakes become great stories
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"....ne-an...der...thals?" |
| What was that? It sounded like it was a bad word. Wait, there were bad words? Words could have negative meanings?! You could be mean without stinging someone?! Aldo gasped, the open-close thing hanging open- he could swallow a kit whole with that jaw. New questions. "What is a... cave? or, caveman? What is man?" Wow, these colonies were weird. They talked funny and were always on edge. "But... does everyone have names?" He thought aloud, trying to comprehend this. Wait, was his name again? Hm..... He gestured to himself, now. "Aldo." He gestured to the others. "Colonies? Names?" He looked back at the tiny colonies now. Were these the no-water versions of polyps? Shouldn't they be planted, like the tree things? He looked to the others again. "Are these your polyps? What does 'child' mean? Is it like a polyp?" (( this just in, aldo has a great jawline ; ) (( also i apologize for the way aldo acts |
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hamilton is great omg
any threads with Aldo?
Sorry for inactivity, I was at Disney and I've been busy.
What did I miss?
Sorry for inactivity, I was at Disney and I've been busy.
What did I miss?
my state is really boring
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"You loooook funny." |
| Aldo commented, grinning at the kit with his giant smile. He stopped, noticing the little colony was asleep, and stopped, his mouth forming a little 'o'. "You're species can sleep?" He laid down, watching the little one in awe. "Amazing..." |
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I DIDN'T SEE YOUR POST /n\
Anyway, welcome back Owlie! I hope you had a great time at Disney?? c:
Also the only thing I assume big just happened is that Seafoam, the previous SunClan leader died with a big bang bang (as in making the clan go on fire) and there isn't really much happening while the Sunclanners are residing at the beach while rebuilding the place up.
It's okay. That seems to happen a lot to be honest.
And yes, I did. I got to march in the Disney electrical light parade, what a special pair of Mickey ears and a trophy out of it. We were in Florida for all of spring break and it was very fun.
You people got in trouble when I Kaina laughed at their misery.
Someone bought a $60 giant stitch
I bought a stitch pillow pad
It was a whole section of the bus of only stitch
We called it stitched corner and it was great
I also made a few friends and I think I got accepted into the Kool kids
I got to see a rocket launch off toO
Also I think I will say something about the ocean to explain Aldo's inactivity
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"No, I grew up in the ocean! I'm what they called a medusa! The adult stage!" |
| Aldo explained, standing up. |
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]Aldo didn't understand. He didn't really understand the concept of rule breaking or murder, or even evil. To him, death was 'oops, time to be a polyp again,' or even, 'oh, the big swimmers got billy.' Aldo had retreated to the ocean for a few days, trying to reach his colony, but his efforts had been in vain. He just felt really ill. Was there something wrong with the blue food? (the water). He needed the water to survive, his colony needed it.... and what if it had been hurt? [b]"I do not understand. Why? Why is this all bad?" |
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I can barely handle 2
And Aldo makes 3
-sighs-
Dimitri has muse, Ivan does okay on muse most of the time, Zane and Peregrineskies is in spurts, and Aldo... Idk yet. He got the muse.
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]Aldo knew he was doomed, they were screaming "wemons and children first!" He sighed, trying to remember he was not home and why he was on a sinking ship- is minded long since been rattled by dementia. He knew he wasn't going to survive. He sat at a table, watching people run out of the formal dining room. A waiter tried to usher him out, but he only waved him off, telling him he wanted to stay. He honestly didn't know how many lifeboats there were, nor did he remember doing a drill. What boat was he on? He took out his vodka, then his fancy shotglass, and his gun. A bullet in his head with a lot less painful than drowning, he thought. |
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]This species could bleed and suffer? And survive? Fascinating! With his own species, Aldo just had to revert to a young form, and he would be fine! Could they not do the same? How strange!! [b]".....What's the red stuff?" |
| Why did it move like that? "What's this called?" |
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Tracking for later
(( all of y'all running and screaming and everything and Aldo's just like " it's a good day to die" *drinks*
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;][b]"I must find my colony...." |
| Aldo had to find the others! His friends! Well, not really friends. A jellyfish colony could be the same level as school friends. You know, those people you're only friends with because you saw them five times a week. Aldo was lost. This other world separated him from Liquid life. The blue stuff. He took in a breath- Aldo had yet to understand breathing. He forgot to do it a lot. Aldo did not understand this world at all. He looked down in the water, searching. "Where...." His colony. His home. He couldn't go back. He had to find them. Were they okay? Well... His species did not have the ability to be injured, in a sense. If he got old, he would just revert to the younger form. If he got hurt, he could just go back. Illness? Well... he had yet to see. He dunked his head in the lake. "Colo-" He threw back his head, coughing and spitting water, cat-sized jaws spitting out moss. "Gross!" Wait... He leaned down, looking at the green substance. "What is this...?" He poked it, then jumped back. Okay. It didn't hurt him. He tried to smoosh it, but it didn't react. "Huh." He sighed, and breathed, looking at the water. How could he know the colony was in there? Why did he care? Why did he feel? Dead Floaters like Aldo did not [i]feel. |
| He did not see. He did not taste. He did not touch. He just... floated. No brain, no heart, and a glowing jellyfish the size of a quarter. How strange, his life and the land world was. The tasmanian tiger laid down, sighing. This was hopeless. Pointless. Was there more to life than exist- "Look at that!" What the-? Little creatures in red hats? "Let's poke it!" Huh? He tilted his head, staring as the three tiny men approached. "Poke? What is that? Hey-!" The little men poked and prodded his form, like a new can of play dough, trying to see what they could do. "Hey-!" Aldo released a sound, something like a scream and short bark. No, he wasn't in pain. This is what he sounded like. His jaws were wide, hissing and letting out the scream-sound. The little men grabbed him- one of them grabbed his mouth and jumped inside, small enough for the tip on the hat to stab the top of his mouth. The tiger was defenseless- screaming and barking, yelling confused questions, understanding pain- More of them came. Aldo yelled, surrounded, poked like some science project- "HELP!! HELP!" |
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]The creatures seemed to jump, and one of the ran out of his mouth, then they tried to pick him up and carry him into the woods. Aldo screamed, writhing and wriggling, the gnomes looking at their approaching attackers. The lead gnome pulled out a tiny gnome bottle, smashed it on the ground, and like at a great senior party- [b]"SCATTER!" |
| The gnomes went in all different directions, leaving an upset and confused Aldo, a strange creature, close to tears. He had never felt so... violated. Aldo curled into a pathetic ball, trying to understand. The creature hugged himself as best he could, curled in himself. He was terrified. Aldo closed his eyes, hyperventilating. Maybe he would revert back and this would all be over? No, no, why wasn't it happening?! The tasmanian tiger whined, mumbling. "Why... Why... What was that...." Voices. The creature jumped up, his breathing out of control, gaze flickering between the creatures. What if they touched him too?! The tiger looked behind, at the lake. Water. Water was safety. Water was always safety. Right?! "AHHHH!!" The tgier turned, sprinting and leaping into the lake without second thought- trying to get away. Surely his body would revert now! Or start swimming?! Swimming/floating was a natural Dead floater thing, wasn't i- He couldn't swim. He was going to die!! "HELP!!" (( HEYO (( YES HE JUMPED IN THE WATER AND NOW HE THINKS HE'S DROWNING |
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;]They were trying to touch him again! No, no! No touching! Touching was dangerous!! Why was the water trying to kill him? Oh lion oh lion- He sucked in a breath, large snout sticking above the water. He wished the ocean would save him. He wanted to go home. this world was to insane to comprehend. Something grabbed him. The tiger as thrashing again, as he was pulled out of the water and onto the shore, demanding to be released, then asking them not to eat him. He didn't like this. He tried poking any of them, trying to get away- [b]"Stupid, stupid land tentacles! Do not sting! Useless, useless, stupid-" |
| He cursed, before slumping down, feeling the ground beneath his tentacles. "Are you going to poke me to?" He asked, moving away the moment he was released. "They climbed in my opener..." 'Opener' being his word for mouth. He just.... He felt so wrong. No one touched him without injury before. And those creatures prodded him like play-dough. "Maybe immune to poison..." No, No, it was the land tentacles. They didn't work. "Why?" |
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| [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: 3px double white; height: 140px; width: 120px; background:url(http://i.imgur.com/5YzsHgX.gif) center; background-size: 110%; margin-top: 3px; margin-left: -2px;][/fancypost] | [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; border: none; width: 270px; height: 150px; overflow: auto; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px; text-align: justify; color: white; font-family: verdana; margin-top: 5px; margin-left: 5px; padding: 1px;] Aldo was still trying to understand the concept of bodily functions. It was strange. He had yet to grow used to breathing, eat, thinking, feeling... So strange. So much. He could do so much in this land and it was fascinating... and terrifying, all the same. Aldo was long accustomed to darkness. His life was spent in the dark depth of the ocean, floating and drifting. He had been a glowing jelly fish, after all. This world's darkness was strange. He approached the two, questions at the ready. They had better understanding than Aldo, but... somehow, he questions annoyed people. He didn't get it. Stopping near them, he looked up. The colony?! They were above?! Did they manage to fly in the sky ocean?! [b]"Are those... my people?" |
| Aldo did not know what a star was. Jellyfish and other creatures floated in darkness, nothing else. "Are they flying?" |
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