Posts by bakshi

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[justify]he said it and he'll say it again; why the f*ck don't parents watch over their dumb brats? bakshi sighed internally as yet another child stumbled on their territory, his mood taking a nosedive. if fish did crap like that, oh boy...
''candypaw.... i think we got some dude named that.'' he never spoke to him, but he saw him here and there a few times.
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[justify]well sh*t, he was just about to tell them to set it on fire, but now they have to be more creative. he would say to give it to their enemies, but their only enemy was, well... the exiles.
''just throw it into the river or some sh*t. i don't care.'' the chocolate point stared at the gifts in disgust, obviously annoyed by their shenanigans. they weren't even trying even more, were they? or maybe they really just thought that phantomclan was filled with idiots. which wasn't too far from the truth, but...!
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[justify]whoo, look at three go! maybe he wasn't such a wimp after all.
the chocolate point padded over, casting his gaze at the gathered group. there wasn't anybody worth sparring, so he'll just sit tight and throw in the occasional insult to motivate them. or something.
''i'll just watch.'' stifling a yawn, bakshi settled his butt on the group, more than a little bored.
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[justify]holy sh*t, who the f*ck was that?
it took bakshi a few seconds of pure confusion to puzzle together the fact that this was in fact dopsy's adopted brother. huh, whaddya know.
''yo.'' the king wasn't too interested in talking to the member, but he might as well greet him. who the f*ck said bakshi was impolite? just look at him go.
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[justify]while bakshi had a decent interest in medicine, he was only here to annoy the living hell out of his father like he always does. being annoying, ftw!
''yo, old man.'' the chocolate point swaggered over, barely glancing in the direction of the group before setting his butt on the ground and started frowning like it was his job.
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[justify]''i'm bakshi.'' another polite nod from the king as he set his butt down, apparently deciding that standing up for this short encounter was too much of a bother.
''s'nice to meet'cha.'' well, it's nice that their ambassador wasn't a complete punk. if that were the case, he doubted his nerves would be able to hold on.
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[justify]yikes, whose kid was this? can't people control their brats these days?
...that's what he says, but fish didn't listen to a word he said. if he were an old man, he would probably ramble about how his son is just like him when he was a kid, but that wasn't exactly the case. fish was less of a violent brute and more.... sassier? still piss annoying at times, though.
''welcome.'' holy, whose grandpa was this? bakshi eyed the newcomer with a hint of curiosity, but knew better than to voice his thoughts. if xeryus was anything to go by, old people aren't to be joked with.
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[justify]oh right, that meet and greet. sh*t, if this wasn't fast.... mmm, he didn't know if he should go, though. he had a bad headache, but who cares? was there free food or something like that?
''cool. everybody feel free to go.'' the king nodded as he padded over, more than a little bored.
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[justify]oooh, so there was food. good, else he would have left in five minutes! now he just needs to locate the alcohol....
padding into the scene, bakshi barely glanced at those gathered as he made a beeline towards the food, wondering if three was gonna come too. he's mute and wasn't one exactly for parties, so he'll probably have a bad time. well, who cares!
stuffing his face with sandwiches, the king decided he might as well be social for once. but later, he has eating to do.
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[justify]it might be the weather or just the unnecessary amount of mosquitoes, but bakshi wasn't in the best of moods. still, he'll make an effort to be decently polite to their allies, even if he felt like whooping everybody's asses.
''phantomclan here, with gifts.'' it was just a basket filled with the basic goodies; herbs, food and.... yikes, what's that? s'that supposed to be a pie? just who made this thing... well, whatever. the king decided to settle his butt on the ground, waiting for someone to come over so he can leave.
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[justify]not that much time passed since their last meeting, but there was some things he should explain before someone ends up being confused. he even got some promotions in mind, even though there weren't that many.
''get over here for a meetin', losers.'' the king called, taking a seat while looking like he was about to commit mass murder.
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[justify]holy, that was fast! well, colouredclan was a bigger clan, so someone was bound to notice him sooner or later. that was a good thing, maybe?
''ah, hello.'' the chocolate point offered a nod, fixing his posture in a second's notice. he recognized the figure before him to be the leader of colouredclan as he saw him at the meeting, but bakshi mentally started sweating when he couldn't remember his name to save his life, so he only offered a small smile in return at the greeting.
''mm, we've been doin' fine. nothin' out of the usual for now. i did indeed meet derrik, though.'' for some reason, ringo called him 'dickbutt', but like... it's none of your damn business, bakshi.
''what 'bout colouredclan?'' he doubted much happened since the meeting, but he might as well ask.

the king didn't recognise the other member, but that wasn't suprising considering he can barely remember xeryus' last names. but yeah, he was pretty sure he didn't see this kid around yet. while bakshi had to use all of his willpower to not say something snarky back, he might as well answer.
''yeah, we have a bunch of ghosts on our territory.'' he failed to disclose that the ghosts were a bunch of assholes, though.
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[justify]bakshi didn't really expect anybody to talk with him considering he's wearing a perma-'watch-out-i'm-edgy' glare, but whaddya know. he looked kinda alarmed for a few moments before offering a nod as a greeting. ah, so that's the dude ringo called 'dickbutt'. how could he forget such a good insult?
''yo.'' holy sh*t, was that BBQ? man, they really did go all out...
'''m doin' fine. what 'bout you?'' well, this was one awkward conversation, but listen. there was meat pie over there. meat pie!!
''mm, not yet, but they should start arriving soon. but yeah, ain't ya gonna eat or somethin'?'' he just hoped three didn't chicken out on him, because uh... rude.
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[justify]was it just him but was ghostpaw always first at meetings and that stuff? that's a good thing, maybe, but did this girl have nothing better to do? yikes.
on the subject of his anger, maybe xeryus really wanted a child who was strong and that's why bakshi has such a bad personality? literally nobody knows.
the king was about to open his mouth to start the meeting when fish's comment made him frown. old fart? he wanted to say something in the lines of 'shut up, ya little punk!' but decided that the meeting at hand was more imporant. therefore, bakshi decided to ignore both mika's and his son's comment.

''are ya done? thanks.'' his expression becoming even grimer, the chocolate point glanced at the gathered group.
''first of all, promotions. ghostpaw, yer promoted to specter.
three, ya can step up to proxy. hopefully the stress won't scare ya, though.'' well, three was basically a kid, so he was kinda hesitant about letting him be proxy since his state wasn't even stable to begin with. but he trusted him enough to be in such a position and he was capable, so why not?
''no demotions, seeing as there is nobody to demote. too bad.''

now to the more serious part.
''ugh. the cat's out of the bag already, but phantomclan joined the coalition. it's basically.... a bosom buddy club, except no proclans allowed. a.k.a, don't talk 'bout this to proclans unless you want a massive ass-kickin' session.
this alliance consists of shadowclan, scarclan, boneclan, bloodclan aaaand colouredclan, possibly darkclan, but who knows with an absolute sh*t-storm goin' over there.''
he failed to mention a few things, but meh. they'll be fine without a few details. while bakshi was a bit paranoid about the libra alliance putting rats into his ranks to listen in, but so far he didn't catch the scent of anything akin to that. phantomclan kept to itself, more or less, so he doubted that would happen anytime soon.

''right. about our allies.... i recently made an alliance with colouredclan, as most of y'all probably saw already. now, 'bout riverclan; i don't feel like they're actually makin' an effort, so i'll be droppin' them to neutrals. who the f*ck is their ambassador again? switch them with colouredclan.''
was it threepaw? eh, whatever.

tl;dr //
- ghostpaw promoted to specter
- threepaw promoted to proxy
- no demotions
- the coalition is now public knowledge, yay!
- new alliance with colouredclan
- riverclan dropped to neutrals
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[justify]who the f*ck was this? bakshi padded over in a cautious fashion, before he recognised the newcomer to be that wierd sunclanner that came to their territory last time. the king glanced in her general direction before coming closer to see why she even came here.
''whaddya need?'' the chocolate point took a seat, his demeanour polite, but otherwise devoid of any outward emotion.
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[justify]whoa, fish was bouncing off the walls! well, maybe that's a good thing, better than having a lazy kid at least. padding over, the king gazed at the cheerful kid giving out tasks and he nodded to signal he wants one too.
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[justify]uh, this was like something straight out of a soap opera. not that bakshi watched those, of course.... he just figured they'd look like something like this scene.
the king happened to be passing by when he saw his apprentice being an awkward mess, causing bakshi to raise an eyebrow. this was kind of like that time xeryus asked kris to go to the dance with him, only that bakshi wasn't a life crisis because of it.
momentarily frozed in his tracks, he wondered if he should take the opportunity to be an ass or just leave the poor kid alone, before convincing himself that this was his only chance.
sending threepaw a knowing look, bakshi settled his butt on the ground, waiting to see what would happen.
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[justify]''really?'' you know, as bad as kris (rest in pieces) was, at least her introduction wasn't that annoying. or was it?
man, it was so long ago. but hell, he only just met this girl and he was already annoyed to high heaven; that's an achievement if you ask him.
''i'm bakshi. welcome to phantomclan.'' maybe he has to get used to these types now that he's king, but he doubted that will happen anytime soon. the chocolate point only offered a stoic nod, taking a seat near threepaw.
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[justify]''woohoo....''
a festival, yes. but what type of festival was it? more specifically, was there food? bakshi padded over, offering a polite nod as he glanced at the gift basket. well, he might as well go, if nothing else just for food...
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[justify]who dares to awake the slumbering bakshi.... emitting a groan, the chocolate point dragged himself out of slumber as he padded over to the door, opening it in a swift motion before glaring at whoever was in front of the door and got ready to yell at them.
oh. it's just threepaw. bakshi blinked, still glaring daggers before settling his features to his usual emotionless expression.
was it bad that bakshi was a bit suprised that threepaw was actually doing his proxy duties so soon? not that he thought three was some useless brat, but he was pretty sure the kid would need some time getting used to the position. guess he underestimated him? man, this made bakshi look bad.
''sure.'' chatting in the doorway was dumb, so the king lazily stepped aside so that the apprentice could enter the room. this wasn't some super secret or anything, but he just wanted to save them the awkwardness.
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