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Papyrus was now in the kitchen. He began making his famous spaghetti, only with mystery meatballs. "Tadaaa! I, the Great Papyrus, have successfully outdone you humans in your cooking!" He stands there holding up a plate dramatically. "Now to put it to the test!" Eyes sparkling, the tall skeleton places multiple plates out for the customers.

Papyrus stands on the table in the middle of the shop, hands on his hips. "I, The Great Papyrus, ave successfully outdone the silly humans in their silly dishes named, 'spaghetti. Nyeh heh heh!" He begins to laugh before looking around at all the humans curled up on the floor dying of food poisoning. "See, Sans? They're speechless!" His eyes sparkle. "I am the best cook EVER!"

Papyrus rushes back into the kitchen. Soon there was a lot of squealing and glass breaking. The cooks rushed out, wide eyed with horror.

"You silly humans!" Papyrus runs out with a pot full of spaghetti. "This isn't how you make spaghetti! Undyne said you're supposed to turn the knob as far as it goes! Don't you know how to--" After saying this, a fire began forming in the kitchen. The skeleton only stands there, looks back at the burning kitchen, then Sans. "Well, time to give my spaghetti elsewhere, Sans!"

"I will try my best, Sans!" Papyrus marches with his pot full of mystery meatball spaghetti to the next pasta shop. He was totally oblivious to the sirens echoing around the city. "But after this pot, I don't think I'll need any more spaghetti." He stops for a moment. "Hey! I can give humans with no food this stuff! I'll be the greatest human helper ever! Ohhh Frisk will be so proud of me..." He stands there, eyes sparkling.

Papyrus was too busy shifting around in the kitchen to pay any mind. Not holding up a plate full of some orange-red looking ramen, he then holds up a bottle of hot sauce. "No clue what this stuff is but it made the noodles look more like spaghetti so I'm happy!" His eyes sparkle. "Oh I can't wait to see the look on all the humans' faces when they take a bite out of this!"

Ooc - To clear things up, nobody died of Papyrus' "lovely cooking skills." Food poisoning. All it does is make you vomit and all that stuff. Trust me if I wanted Papyrus to kill people, he would have put rat poisoning and all that in it. He's just a terrible cook, not a killer.

Besides, sometimes it's nice to have some funny moments in rp. I personally don't like to be a stick in the mud and enjoy light humor.

Papyrus was now standing beside Sans. He was holding up a donut, a confused look on his face. "Sans, what is this weird looking food? It has jelly stuff in it and it tastes extremely... good." His brows furrow. "This may be better than spaghetti by far! Why?!"

Meanwhile, a portal begins to form and an older male close to his twenties appears. Following him was Tari and Chiharu. Chiharu was crossing her arms with a pout, Tari having a piggy back ride with a grin.

"Yay! Do it again!" She giggles.

"No." Chiharu's hair was everywhere from that wild ride. "Never riding with a three-headed mutt ever again."

The male only gives her a glare before shrugging. "Just angry because you're a feline." He gets a loud hiss in return.

Tari looks around, blinking. "Here again?" Then her eyes sparkle at a candy store. "Oh my... CANDY!" She hops off of the male's back to run towards the candy shop. "CANDYCANDYCANDY! Zephy, can we have some candy?!"

Zephaniah only stands there, heaves a sigh, and shrugs. "Yeah. Whatever. LEt's all get sugar rushes..."

Chiharu only follows the male, grumbling under her breath. "Don't need a chaperone... Especially a DOG chaperone..."

Tari skips along the sidewalk holding two bags full of candy ranging from sour to sickeningly sweet. She was covered in candy necklaces and bracelets all over.

Chiharu was holding a bag of sour candy and eating one by one as she kept close to the skipping kitsune. She would occasionally look back at the tall male before growling under her breath.

"Sour candy matches you. Sour puss." He only laughs, lifting a hand to run through his spiky hair.

Chiharu hisses. "Leave me alone! ...and thanks for the candy." She pouts, hugging her candy close, and grumbles to herself.

"See? Big brother Zephy isn't so baaad." Tari elbows Chiharu who was now wide eyed.

"BIG BROTHER? No, Tari. Just no."

The girls stop to look at Selim. Tari blinks, lifting her hand to scratch her cheek.

"Um... Well, hi there, Shadow Boy!" Chiharu forces a smile.

Zeph put both hands on the girl's heads, neon teal gaze looking down at Selim. "And this is...?"

"Shadow Boy... I just said it." Chiharu tries to swat at the male's hand. "And don't touch me! Get dog smell all over me."

"He's nice." Tari smiles, enjoying his hand on her head.

Zephaniah only stares intensely at Selim before shrugging. "Well, if they have no problem with you, I have no issues." He crosses his arms over his chest. "I found these two running around and decided to chaperone them. I was originally gathering the dead for my master."

"He's a cerberus." Tari grins. "You can't tell though because he's a human. But if he turns into a cerberus, he could break stuff. He's huuuuge!"

Chiharu grumbles. "Yeah. Three-headed nightmare.."

Papyrus just stands there next to Sans. Eyes narrow as he looks around before looking down at Sans. "This is the most movement I've ever seen you do, Sans. Just too bad you can't do it WHEN YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR SOCKS." He stomps the ground, irritated. "Or feeding your pet rock! Or selling your... illegal hot dogs! Or--" He stops in mid-sentence to see Mettaton and points his finger at the robot. "When did Mettaton get here?!"

Papyrus was in the kitchen with the Other Papyrus who was making a masterpiece out of spaghetti.

"And this... is my artpiece." The Other Papyrus grins, holding up his plate of spaghetti.

Papyrus stares at him then his plate of amateur spaghetti. "Well, then." He holds up a piece of spaghetti noodle then flings it at the wall. Then, grabbing the other Papyrus by the hand, he stares at him pleadingly. "Show me the ways of your cooking, other me! Please??"

Papyrus stares at his spaghetti he had cooked, and just throws it at the wall. "My spaghetti may be awful looking but I bet it still tastes great!"

"Of course. Looks don't always matter." The other Papyrus shrugs. "The inside does, though. Though... us being skeletons... we don't HAVE any. Nyeh heh heh!"

The real PApyrus only stares at him, not amused whatsoever. "REALLY? It's like I'm dealing with Sans all over again!" He flips a table. "My other me may be good at cooking, popular, and a part of the royal guard but his jokes are just as awful as Sans'!"

Briette was busy in the library. She had many exams to prepare for and slacking off was last on her duties. She was flipping through page after page, frustrated she couldn't find the correct answer to the question, a growl rumbling from her throat. "Dang it... At this rate I'm going to fail."

"You'll be fine." Tranquila looks over at her sister, a reassuring smile on her face. "If you get a C, then oh well. IT's not the end of the world as long as you can get your degree..."

"I know... I know." Briette sighs, cat ears drooping. "Just want to be assured that my future will be safe..."

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Meanwhile, Flutura was busy chasing one of the teacher's pet grasshoppers. "FOODFOODFOODFOOD!" She squeals, jumping after the green insect who was scared to death.

Baiju just watches his sister as he hangs upside down, a grin on his face. "Get it, sissy, get it!"

"I would hope not. Nobody reads as many books as I do, as you said." Briette sighs, shutting the book. "Unless someone took it to mess with me."

N sits there at one of the desks, arms crossed. He was feeling a little creeped out by the spiders crawling around. He shivers, hiding his face.

Anthea only stares at Selim's clone, nervous. She waves her hands, a nervous smile on her face. "U...um... Well... I can... Depends on what you want to... do."

N only looks back at the two before staring pleadingly at Concordia.

Concordia only shrugs. Not much she could do.

"That sounds brutal." Papyrus says through the intercom. "I suggest bringing the book back. His puns are bad. And I don't want to hear them!"

Briette blinks at this then shakes her head. "Wow... Well, can;t be as bad as the other principal..."

Flutura finally catches the large grasshopper, face now covered in guts, and grins. "Yummyyyyyy..."

"Well... I guess we can walk around the garden?" Anthea plays with her pink hair, still nervous.

N only blinks and shudders. "Rather... deal with the spiders."

"N needs to have big brother used to humans. Go with him, N!" Flutura smiles at the human who sighs.

"Fine..."

Briette just facepalms then lays her head on her desk. "Why... why..."

Papyrus stands there, eyes crossed, and spazzes. "WHYYY!!"

N only whimpers as he is dragged off.

"Baiju, you need a friend." Flutura blinks, watching N and Selim run off before staring at her older brother. "Maybe a girlfriend! Big berother has one."

Anthea sighs, happy to be away from the chaos going on in the building. "Good grief... The principals just get weirder and weirder..."

Tari was separated from Chiharu and Zeph. Without her security nearby, she was terrified and secure. Not to mention clueless on where she was. "H...hello?" She looks around at her surroundings. "This is really scary. I like the dark but... there's no flowers, no lovely, green trees..."

"I consider it home." Out of the shadows walked a kitsune with button eyes.

Tari stares, horrified, and squeals. "W...wha... who?!"

The kitsune soon shifts and the child tilts her head to one side. "It's the real surroundings only a true nogitsune would know." She gives a malicious smile.

The girl stares at what looked like a mirror of herself before shaking her head violently. "N..no. Nogitsunes don't have to cause destruction..."

"Then what good are they?" The other Tari shrugs. "Nothing but a disgrace, dragon food..."

Tari stares at the other Sans. Something seemed off about him. He didn't look like the real Sans. The real sans looked different. Maybe talked different too? She wasn't sure but she was quite afraid.

The other Tari just grabs her by the arm, a malicious smile still on her face. "C'mon! It will be fun..."

"N...no. No!" Tari whimpers, struggling to get away from the other child. "I can find them myself."

"We know this place better than you. C'mon..." The other Tari looks from the other Sans to the real Tari.