Posts by EMALF L.

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  • STRAIGHT OUTTA HELL & private

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    // or emalf getting kicked in his balls b/c he deserves it


    emalf grinned. " there's nothing money can't buy, and i can get you twenty bottles of vodka and we'll see how you do." emalf was a alcohol lightweight; he could only take one bottle before he got blackout drunk.
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  • A CHALLENGER APPROACHES && open, joining

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    at her quick rejection, he grimaced and then gasped, flabbergasted. " i-i'm not a pedophile! i'm eight months! i'm still a trainee!" he said. " i'm not a lolicon! you're just hot shit!"


    he turned to natsu. " you wanna fight? sure. my dad trained me in gorilla warfare!" little did he know there was no such thing as gorilla warfare. " no homo though."
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  • plot with ro?

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    perhaps interaction with em??
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  • TEARS OF A RAPPER && open

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    emalf was busy sleeping in camp, shades still on. his shades were still on and he would hate to take them off. he had some demon features as a result of his possession of this body. he had horns and the horns were pierced with gold earrings. he had average-sized bat wings on his lower back and instead of a usual tail, he had a thin stereotypical demon tail that ended with a heart.



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  • TEARS OF A RAPPER && open

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    sentient hot topic; that was a new one. a few other nicknames he had gained were pervy mcshades, frat boy, and blue balls. wonderful.


    he opened one eye. " hey, loli, what are you doing bugging me?" he asked, rising to his feet. " you know, i'd stop harassing you if you'd just date me already."
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  • I'M A PAY-PER-VIEW, BUT YOU CAN ROLL WITH ME -- mad's character gallery

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    B A S I C S


    A P P E A R A N C E


    P E R S O N A L I T Y


    R E L A T I O N S H I P S


    T H I S O R T H A T ?


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    O T H E R

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  • LIFE IS A HIGHWAY (private)

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    " yikes. this is a darkclan colonel?" asked the dudebro demon as he padded into her room, raising an eyebrow. " you look like you're five months old." he retorted, noting her.
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  • LIFE IS A HIGHWAY (private)

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    " oh, so now you're not just a bit small, you're a fuckin' toddler trapped in a wolf's body." emalf said, stifling a laugh. he was a hypocrite; he was a demon in a cat's body.
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  • that's just ridiculously odd | open && library clean-up

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    " library, library, blah blah blah." emalf was also there, next to shortstuff as usual. almost leaning onto her, he said " hey, cutie, i'll clean up your library." he said with a wink and a flick of his tail.
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  • the sky ISN'T blue {{private, interaction w/ emalf

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    all of those deep thoughts when right over emalf's head. he wasn't exactly one to consider the small details, and his brain wasn't exactly that large.


    " if you're so concerned about the lives of, uh, prey, then just become a vegan, dude."
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  • that's just ridiculously odd | open && library clean-up

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    man, emalf was picking up nicknames better than he picked up chicks.


    " i'm not a pedo! just like me back!" he said to her before turning to natsu. " hmmph. pinky."


    he picked up a few dusty books and set them on trip's table. " they're guides for relationships." he said to the leader.
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  • THIS IS THE LAST THING I WANT ( open + power malfunction )

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    " aww, now you've got a biologically male body. that's no fun to bang..." he muttered. " what pronouns you wanna use? it's always different with today's folk." at least emalf was courteous for now.
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  • WE WROTE A STORY [♛] MEETING

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    shortstuff got a badge or something? " noice." he said, grinning. he would get his promotion eventually, and then shortstuff would want to get with him.
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  • crazy youngsters — HUMAN AU; open

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    " hell yeah, i'm a hot ass!" emalf said with a grin as he walked towards where everyone else was gathered.


    " all of you don't compare to me." he said, noting his appearance. he had light brown hair and he still kept his shades and piercings in relatively the same position. he was just a nineteen year old frat boy, apparently.
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  • FUCKBOYS BE LIKE && open, death

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    // i had to drop him for a bit in favor of another character
    rip gross asshole //


    emalf had been slaughtered by a pack of rogues who had gotten tired of emalf's shit. his shades had been removed from his face, revealing wide amber eyes full of cowardice.


    his corpse was on the border, his organs spilling out of him. he was dead.



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