Posts by Encyclopedia Paranoica

[fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 300px; height: auto;][hr][justify][size=8]"I think y-you have t-the opposite...i-idea about w-who I a-am....I-I'm a s-sur-survivalist." He just had the worst goddamn luck on the planet. "T-Trojan...M-my v-voice is t-tired...p-please expla-ain." His voice under a hushed whisper, the small beat up tom was alert as usual. He was fiercely determined to stay alive. Self harm would never be on his agenda. Depression? Depressing others? Yes it would be.
It would always be. He had to. He was the safety fanatic. The doomsday prepper. He was the paranoid one.

//backs down so Illoo can get her footing and respond

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[fancypost borderwidth=0; width: 300px; height: auto;][hr][justify][size=8]Encyclopedia paranoiaca was busy, The shaky tom was busy. He had a hard hat on. The tom carefully and quite frantically worked with the wires attached to the C4 bomb. He was sweating nervously. Once the bomb dropped below the thirty minute mark; he was running. Even if he couldn't disarm it. "G-Godamn it...w-why the h-hell d-did I have t-to be born...c-color blind..." The depressing paranoid tom held the scissors up at the wires. They were all gray to him. The ticking sped up. And as it did, so did his heart-rate. Goddamnit Trojan...G-Goddammit. He knew when he took the gift and heard ticking in the box it would be bad news. He was about to just cut the wire, though he had a better plan. The tom lifted up the tiny box with his mouth, and ran to the polluted gray pond near the pile of bodies. Runoff from the rainy days. The tom threw the bomb into the water, his wide eyed as he ran up the hill. "C4 yourself what's in the box...n-now I-I get it..." The hardcore survivalist and doomsday prepper curled up In the fetal position as the bomb went off in the lake, and held his ears. He didn't want to have hearing problems too.
He gave himself a pat on the back. Disaster averted.
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