Posts by Dedan

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]The tall, toothy sasquatch followed after Japhet, removing a stopwatch from his coat for a moment and examining it, clearly impatient. "We've been here for almost ten seconds. When are people going to fucking find us?" Questioned Dedan, though it was more of a rhetorical question than anything, or perhaps something to ask himself. Shaking his head, the creature returned his stopwatch to his coat pocket, folding his arms over his chest as he waited. [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]The tall, toothy sasquatch followed behind the much more elegant bird, walking hastily up to the border. "Sorry, your fucking flying makes my life a hell of a lot harder." Replied Dedan. He wasn't fond of running so much, but he had been indeed running after Japhet as he flew. Dedan removed a pocketwatch from his coat, examining it for a moment as he tapped his foot impatiently. "It's almost been five seconds. When the fuck are the residents going to get here?" Asked Dedan to himself.[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]"Oh, shut your trap ya bird-brained fuck." Replied Dedan as he continued striding deeper into the territory. "They're gonna welcome us here and they're gonna fuckin' like it." Added the sasquatch, smoothing his coat out for a moment before continuing onward. It was like he was just asking for trouble- well, in a sense, he was. [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]"I'll do the talking." Stated Dedan to Japhet before turning to the others. "And who the fuck do you think you two motherfuckers are to ask us that god damn question? Jesus fucking christ, it's like you're all inbred around here or something." Spat Dedan, folding his arms across his chest as he looked toward the two of them with disdain.[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Dedan turned to Japhet for a moment, giving him an odd look. The bird was clearly unamused, but that was alright. Dedan knew what he was doing and he knew Japhet would love this one. "Yeah? Well you can take your fucking "rights" and shove 'em up where the sun don't shine." Retorted the sasquatch, snapping his teeth once or twice. [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Dedan spat toward the ground in front of the lot of them, letting anger take over his facial expression. "You brain-dead bastards wouldn't understand why the fuck we're here if we did tell you, so what's the fucking point? Oh, and for your information big cheese leader motherfucker, I don't take orders from anyone, let alone your ugly-ass mouth." Spat the sasquatch, trying to kick dirt at Bill. [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Well, Arnold's mission was chosen to be set in this land, a place that seemed to have many dangers abound. But that didn't stop Elder Cunningham- no, he knew that his God was mightier than any danger in the world. And so, Arnold made his way right up to the border of this territory, whatever it could be. "Hello!" Called out the creature as he held the Book of Mormon in one of his paws.

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Arnold looked around himself to see those who had gathered, swallowing thickly at the sight of all these scary people. But, Arnold knew all he had to do was trust in the Lord Jesus Christ and everything would be fine. "Um.. my name is Elder Cunningham and if you want to change religions, you should read this book!" Exclaimed the feline, once again ignoring the set dialogue the other elders usually used. "Oh no sir, no demon could possibly hurt a devout follower of God..!" Or so, Arnold hoped. [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Arnold arrived at his next stop on his mission trip, this.. 'New Spain' or so it was called. He would have loved to go to Spain itself, but who knew- maybe this New Spain would be even better! Stopping at the border, Elder Cunningham looked around for some passing-by civilians as he held the Book of Mormon in his paw. "Hello? Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!" Called out the feline triumphantly. He had a good feeling about this place- maybe he could bring these people to Salt Lake City as well and save them from Satan![/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Arnold frowned slightly as he turned then to Crimson. Elder Cunningham knew, however, that his lord Jesus Christ would save him from this heretic- he just had to be saved was all. Elder Cunningham took a step back, lowering the Book of Mormon to avoid the swatting. "You know, you really shouldn't say those things. Without God, none of this would even exist! Jesus died for you and for all of us." Explained the feline. "After all, eternal life is super fun, and I can show you how it's done, if you just read this book."[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]It wasn't unlike Papyrus to stay nearby his skeleton brother, even if he could get a bit annoying at times- but traveling this far from the house, yes, it was wise for them to stay together. A much more alert, tall and lanky cat followed next to Sans. The pale-white cat wore a red scarf along with some big red boots he had gotten a hold of. His dark eyes also had decent sized black spots around them, though not nearly as large as his brother's. Spotting the cuisine Sans was offering, Papyrus almost scoffed at the sight. How dare he be uneducated of real cuisine.

"[color=#b92a23]No, no, no, no." Stated Papyrus, shaking his head as if he was about to lay down the law- after all, Papyrus got serious when it came to spaghetti. "[color=#b92a23]I offer you instead some gourmet, homemade spaghetti- and, if I'm not mistaken, it's still warm! Nyeh heh heh!" Was it good spaghetti? Gourmet? No, very far from it, actually. But, before the cat appeared a plate of 'spaghetti,' whether it would taste good or not. [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]"[color=#b92a23]Sans! That is no way to treat these kind people. Your cooking isn't even edible!" Exclaimed Papyrus before stepping forward with his plate of spaghetti, pushing it toward Jerome. "[color=#b92a23]Here you go, spaghetti on the house!" Papyrus was certainly prepared to give out his food for free- after all, he wasn't a cutthroat business-skeleton like Sans might have been- no, Papyrus was a chef when it came to spaghetti, and having people enjoy his food brought him more joy than mere coin could. Turning his head toward Akihito, Papyrus decided he would finally address this question. "[color=#b92a23]Well, my name is Papyrus, but if you haven't discovered what we're here for, you must be dumber than a sack of bones!"[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Since Sans had taken them to such a nasty place last time, Papyrus decided to take control of the map (which was just some scribbles on a sheet of paper) and lead the two of them to a better place- a place that might accept their offers of peace and friendship- perhaps even gain a little fame from his spaghetti, too- but that could very well be wishful thinking.

The tall, lanky, white cat traipsed up to the border of this settlement, turning his head slightly in either direction as he held his head high, conjuring a plate of spaghetti in front of him. His red scarf blew dramatically in the wind as his pitch-black eyes surrounded by large black spots moved along with his head. "[color=#b92a23]People of this settlement! I deliver unto you the most delicious spaghetti you may ever bless your taste buds with!" It wasn't really any good, but Papyrus didn't know that- after all, the others had gobbled it down so quickly he couldn't even judge how they had enjoyed it- but, in all his excitement, Papyrus was sure they had thought it was amazing.[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Papyrus was, at this point, on the fence between being utterly terrified and not understanding what was even going on. Where was Sans? They were supposed to stick together, but now Papyrus had gone and abandoned his own brother! How was this at all forgivable? Looking up at his captor, a very slight amount of realization hit the skeletal feline. "[color=#b92a23]Oh, hello..! I think I left my brother back there somewhere, could we go get him? He probably isn't too far!"[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Oh yes, Sans would definitely come and find Papyrus- he always had been such a good brother, right? Though Papyrus was a bit nervous and still didn't get why he had been brought here, he supposed it was alright. After all, this guy did seem pretty kind, after all, asking him how he was and all. "[color=#b92a23]Very good!! Well, aside from losing my brother, but like you said, he'll be back!" Exclaimed the skeletal cat, face lightening slightly to a more secure smile. Well, it certainly seemed like Envy's efforts were working in her favour. "[color=#b92a23]So does that make this, like, a hotel or something? Or a day care? I'm too old for day cares, you know."[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Oh boy, some of the other friends from when he had visited this place earlier! Now it was starting to make sense- these people loved him so much that they just had to have him back. It was fair, he supposed, but only for a little while. He would have to move on eventually, of course! "[color=#b92a23]Yes, I'll be on my way in a little, I think. But since you all like me so much and want me to hang out some more, I shall!!" Exclaimed the skeleton before turning to Crimson. Huh, he didn't remember that guy- but his jokes weren't bad! They reminded Papyrus of Sans, really. "[color=#b92a23]I get it, because I don't have a heart! Nyeh heh heh heh!!" Laughed Papyrus before turning once again back to face Envy. "[color=#b92a23]Oh, I could got for some spaghetti now, actually!"[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Papyrus narrowed his eyes at Twisted for a moment before allowing a smile take over his face once more. "[color=#b92a23]Torture, nyeh heh! Is that another joke? That one's not really as funny as the other one, though." Said Papyrus before looking back over at Envy. Euch, what was that gross looking food? "[color=#b92a23]Corndog? Is that like those things Sans makes? Hm.. I think I'll pass on that, but it looks good! Don't get me wrong!!" It was a slight lie, but they must have been appetizing to someone, right? [/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Papyrus had little time to react as Envy gave him a hefty punch to his face, followed by a corndog in his eye socket. The skeleton had no fallen to the ground, a slight frown taking over his maw before his smile returned once more. "[color=#b92a23]Nyeh heh! Alas, poor Papyrus!" Chuckled the skeleton before reaching to grab the corndog, pulling it out of his eyes hole. "[color=#b92a23]You must really know what's best for me, and will go to any extent to make sure I get it!! You must love me so much!! I really am flattered! We should go on a date later!" Proclaimed Papyrus. Lose his head, huh? Was that some kind of way to describe being so madly in love with someone? Hm... Probably.[/fancypost]

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[fancypost bgcolor=#f9f9f9; bordercolor=transparent; borderwidth=; width: 360px; height: 150px; overflow: auto;][justify]Papyrus looked over at Twisted and the spaghetti for a moment as he was lifted up, holding up a skeletal finger to him while smiling as to convey a "one moment" notion to him. Papyrus turned to Envy then, smiling still into her face. "[color=#b92a23]Yes! You clearly have a crush on me, and I'll probably develop the same feelings on our date!!" Exclaimed Papyrus cheerfully. Oh, how exciting with was. Oh, but Papyrus was almost forgetting something! "[color=#b92a23]But first, I will need to go home and change into my cool clothes."[/fancypost]