Posts by SHORTSTUFF !

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And here to ruin the possibly heartwarming reunion was Shortstuff, butting her dump little head into everything ever. The fennec fox approached the group and allowed a scowl to pull onto her features as she surveyed the surrounding douchebags, an unimpressed look on her maw. "Who's the greaser?" She finally asked, sitting down.

"I CAN RECITE IT IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, IF YOU WOULD LIKE! =D"

on another note look at this little shit

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Oh. OHHHH this guy was fucking asking for it.

The little Fennec could already feel her anger bubbling up to an unstoppable simmer. Her teeth ground together and her ears pinned flat against her skull as she basically vibrated in place, fucking livid and done with this jackass' horseshit. She drew in a slow breath and exhaled, before relaxing. Right. This guy was a dumbass. She had to keep her cool- she just had to prove to him how fucking stupid he was, and he'd shut up. Right. Got it. The tiny fennec merely paced in a few circles and let out a few loud puffs through her nostrils.

"I am sorry, you ugly piece of shit. Can you cut the bullcrap and get me someone who actually has a fucking brain here?" The fox spat, snapping her teeth in Dimitri's face. IF she wasn't so small, she'd burn this motherfucker to the ground. "HEY! YOU! What're you looking at? Can you help me, or something? I think this guy's brain is broken."

// iC OPINIONS OMG

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Juzo was lucky that Shorty couldn't read minds. The fox was kind of sick of this hulking monstrosities personality already, and simply snorted. "Yeah, got it. Frankenstein it is." She said bluntly, before turning her gaze toward a few of the other gathering Darkclanners. At least these guys weren't wimps- and, hey! One guy looked like an easy target for her bullying and all that fun shit! "Don't st-st-stutter so much, I can't underst-st-stand you." She mocked with a roll of her orange eyes. "But, yeah. Thanks for the welcome."

And, lo and behold, another midget came to join the fray!

It was likely that Shortstuff, based on her name, was eons shorter than even Marchingband. Stupid fucking genetics giving her the short end of the stick- pun intended. This nerd decided to throw 20 things her way that left her mouth agape and her... rather off-guard. She slowly closed her mouth before speaking. "... Do I need to sign a contract in my blood, as well?" She drabbled sarcastically, "I'm small as hell and I suck in both of those fields, but I guess I can go with officer. ... Or agent. Whatever the hell crazy O lady over there says."

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"Who the fuck are you?" The fennec fox sneered as she slowly trotted over, one of her large ears twitching. Shortstuff cast the medic an unimpressed glance and idly chewed on one of her gummies, her nostrils flaring.

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Shortstuff's face was currently buried within Kasey's head fluff, but her giggle could still be heard. "Karma's a bitch." She responded simply, her own bushy tail flailing around and wagging a mile a minute. She slowly pulled away from the maned wolf and whined a little. "Are you alright? I heard Pig Barf tried to beat the shit out of you- I mean, I went and yelled at those corpsefucking Exiles but they didn't respond. You're not... seriously hurt, are you?"

shortstuff is basically a huge, gay dickwad stuck in a really fluffy and cute body. she's also the head of the saionji family which i'm slowly starting to set up. YAY.

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Oh hell to the no.

Shortstuff pay much attention to Leo- she gave the oliveblood a tiny nod of her head and a 'Yo' in greeting. It was this sashaying motherfucker that got her attention and rubbed her in all the wrong ways. "... Did you just drop sexual innuendo on me, you fishy fuck?" Shorty sniffed out, clearly offended. "Furthermore- did you just try to drop sexual innuendo on a tinyass fox that's a fucking lesbian? Get your pedo-ass junk away from me!" The Fennec said, her voice shrill and filled with disgust.

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// shorty was killed by forgivencrimes LMAO she's not tuff at all

He blew in her face and sang out some mocking words, and that only pissed off the little Fennec more. Her entire body was vibrating with a rage that put Bill Cipher to shame. "Adorable?! I'll show you adorable, you cuntsnorting piece of shit!" With an annoyed snarl, she attempted to lurch forward and snap her jaws shut on the bridge of his nose and hang there- like a bear dog would.

hey ace
if u ever need nemo to be verbally bashed
hit shorty up

IDK my kotoko child is Sugartree
precious little pink babby

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"Oh, hell yeah! Someone smaller than me!"

Shorty always liked to ruin moments like this. She had a shit thought to speech filter. The fennec fox simply stared down at the kitten and tilted her head curiously to the side, her brows knitting together. "... Glub? The fuck're you glubbing at?" She responded hotly, puffing up her cheeks and her fur in the process. Damara had the questions covered- and hey! She was speaking in... kind of English! Nice!

// shorty ur lowkey racism is showing stop that

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// r I P

"Unfortunately, I can't say the same to you." The fox responded with a snort and a toss of her head. She had no idea what that red-blooded sheep had said, but part of her didn't want to know. Especially given the eyebrow waggle that soon followed. The tiny fennec slowly shifted away from the sheep and wrinkled her nose. Were those bedroom eyes and an eyebrow wiggle? Oh, Jesus it totally was.

YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE
in the words of oprah:
YOU GET A THREAD! AND YOU GET A THREAD!

realtalk i can make some of these omfg
she must piss off e v e r y o n e

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"Congrats on the sex or whatever." Shortstuff yawned as she waddled forward, obviously not hearing the announcement. She slowly blinked her eyes a few times before.. OH. Okay. Leader. A new leader. Fucking incredible. "Shit-- ... Congrats, person I don't know. Go fuck 'em up, and all that good stuff." She mumbled, a bitter tone in her voice. The fennec walked away soon after that, her bushy tail twitching.

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Shortstuff wasn't at all as intimidating at this cat and his bear posse. She was a tiny, bite-sized Fennec Fox with an attitude that probably made those bears look like a bunch of rats. Her ego and her snappy personality were really what made people "scared" of her. "... Who pissed in your cheerios?" The fennec snapped as she approached Bearscream from behind, finding his roaring and moaning to be both irritating and.. kind of funny. "Your head broke, or something?"

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"Gimmie a task!" Shorty barked as she trotted in on this bitch, a bag of gummis held between her teeth. "And don't make it anything stupid or lame like those other ones!"

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"Why wouldn't I worry about you? You're the best thing to come around since Gummy Bears, yunno?" The fennec remarked in a soft, genuine voice. Holy shit she sounded nice. Legitimately nice. "... And I mean that. You mean a lot to me, Kasey. I might be a bit of a bitch, but that doesn't mean I'm incapable of worrying."

She soon paused at the question and snorted. "... Well, aside from being short as hell, I'm... ... Alright. Kinda stressed, actually. Stupid family shit is starting to come up." The Fennec grumbled, before pausing. "... Have I ever told you about that?"

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Good lord was that ear grating.

Shortstuff begrudgingly approached this newer member and huffed, glowering down at the child and twitching her tail. "Well, it is an auto-accept policy we run on here. Welcome to Darkclan- I'm Shortstuff." The fox huffed, conjuring up a little bag of gummy bears and beginning to munch on them. "... Don't call me Shorty, by the way. Only Kasey is allowed to."

shorty is a dangit grandpa