Posts by SHORTSTUFF !

some prize shortstuff quotes

"It's amazing how I feel so sorry for your lack of intelligence, but I still hate you all nonetheless."
-In Colouredclan, to her "clanmates"

"I'M NOT SHORT, YOU NINE-TAILED CACTUS FUCKER!" She barked out, her fur fluffing up significantly. "I don't feel like going away- now that I know you're stupid and easy to piss off, I plan on hanging around your uglyass face."
-Shortwars is the best brotp

"HOOO! Hot damn, you two got jiggy with it! Have fun dealing with demon spawn, you gross-ass heterosexual pieces of shit!"
-@a pregnant "clanmate"

"Gross! Nobody wants to see your moobs and your trouser snake!"
-A human AU

"Yeah, when's the wedding, you hetero-straight douchebags?"
-@clanmates asking one another out

"Fuckin' gross. Can you smell the heteronormativity tonight?"
-BILL AND HENRI'S ENGAGWMENT WHOOOOOOPS

"I'm not a part of your shitty group! I've no reason to obey you sentient garbage bags!"
-@Exiles during a torture

"You guys are the ugliest group of motherfuckers I've ever seen."
-again, @Exiles during torture

""Who wants to eat this solid block of chemicals and diabetes?"
-That is one of the first things she said to her old clanmates in Shadowclan

enjoy

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Was this place worth her time? Probably not.

The shiba inu approached the border of Lunarclan, an expression of disinterest on her cute little face. She held a bag of gummy candies firmly between her teeth as she tottered up on stumpy legs. Fuck being stuck in a tiny body. Fuck that stupid Exiler for slitting her throat and getting her stuck in this body. Shorty slowly plopped down on the border and huffed, the scent of Colouredclan ebbing off of her fur already. "Heeeeeey! Is anyone around?" Her voice was high pitched and cutesty at best, but her personality was anything but.

// HELLO I SEE HAMSTEAK AND DANGIT GRANDPAS HERE

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doop doop shorty has like 20 chat threads tracked because she travels lmao
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DUDE I'M A DANGAN RONPA FAN
THAT BASICALLY MEANS HOMESTUCK IS IN MY BLOOD
I BLEED HOMOSEXUALS AND ANIME

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The Shiba snorted a little bit and rolled her eyes. Name and business, the usual, repetitive crap. She cast Raindance a wide smile and wagged her slightly curled tail. "I'm Shortstuff! I'm here to join." Her smile soon turned into a smirk. "But if you make any comments on my height, I'll pinch you on the forehead. The only person you should be mocking for their height is mister midget over there!" Shorty said hotly, gesturing to Kuzuryuu.

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Her smirk instantly became devilish. She twitched her curled tail and brought a pudgy paw to her mouth. She stifled a loud, snorting laugh and rolled her eyes. "I didn't call you tall, now did I?" The shiba pressed, slowly rising to a stand. "Do you have crap in your ears? Maybe it's the remainder of your brain that's slowly melting, because of your fuckin' lack of smarts."

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Shortstuff could already feel the smirk on her face widening. The little shiba stared up at Fuyuhiko and cocked up an eyebrow, before letting out another snort and bringing her paws up to her mouth. "I'm short, fine, but nowhere near as short as your shitty-ass temper." She jested, already finding it loads of fun to push this idiot's buttons. His insult, however, shut her up and she instantly pouted.

"Who the hell are you calling a banana, you fuckin' midget cyclops?!" The shiba spat vehemently, her curled tail twitching in mild irritation. She spun around to look at Aradia and snarled, her lips peeling back to reveal sharpened puppy teeth. "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!" She barked, her tiny body basically vibrating at this point. Her voice was so loud it made her tiny body move. How sad was that.

She looked at Raindance and huffed, before glancing off to the side and puffing her cheeks out. Shortstuff hated being bossed around- the only person who bossed her around was Kasey. "I'm not here to stir up trouble. It's his fault for getting so mad, anyway! Don't blame me!" She said haughtily, her stumpy tail twitching in mild annoyance. "I guess I can keep my mouth shut for now, though. If it'll stop your beaky face from bitching at me."

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Shortstuff was probably the worst person to greet a newcomer. Unlike Damara, she spoke English- and only English. She was fluent in asshole, the kind of asshole that anyone could understand.

"My name's Shortstuff, and I'm kinda sorta a member of this shithole. We run on an auto-acceptance, so I guess I can let a nerd like you into our ranks." The itty bitty teeny tiny shiba said hotly as she approached. She took a seat in front of the ebony feline and glowered up at her, her orange eyes narrowed. She was a sassy piece of shit, who was already eager to rip into this newcomer and show her who the hell ran the show around here.

Shorty was the alpha bitch, Fuyu was her subordinate bitch.

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"You had me at candy!" Shortstuff hollered as she came bounding over, a bag of her favorite gummies held tightly between her teeth. There were five flavors, which meant there were lemon flavored gummies. Which were fucking gross. She'd probably throw those at anyone she didn't like- which roughly translated to the entire goddamn clan at this point. She plopped down near the group- sporting her pretty Fennec fox body. Hah. Her old one had died off again, ten out of fucking ten. Now she was even tinier.

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So, her shiba inu body wasn't doing it anymore. In other words- she'd gotten her ass slaughtered by a bunch of angry loners. But now she was back- and in an even tinier body than before.

Sitting within Lunarclan's camp was a small, angry Fennec fox. She was a peachy-blonde in color and sported one of the angriest expressions known to man kind. "Meet n' greet." The fox spat out bitterly, glaring down at her tiny paws and twitching her bushy tail in mild annoyance. "It's me, Shortstuff, by the way. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put me in a fuckin' Fennec Fox body?!"

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Rumor had it there were some new dancing bozos on the block. Shortstuff wasn't gonna take that horeshit. On top of that, Pig Barf and her posse had abused Kasey. That shit pushed the fucking envelope.

"HEY, YOU SHIT-EATING PILES OF GARBAGE! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!" It was funny that such a loud, squeaky and angry voice came from such a teeny tiny fox. Shortstuff was bristling as she stalked up to the border and glared across it. "I don't give a fuck if you guys are stuck in some kind of fucking dictatorship and you want to be addressed as Emperor shithead or whatever. Get your asses out here and tell me why the hell you idiots hurt Kasey! I'll rip your fucking balls off!"

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Her bigass ears pinned against her narrow skull in annoyance at this male's response. "Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile." She mumbled sarcastically, casually quoting a movie that she'd seen before. "If you're not going to be fucking useful, can you direct me toward someone who actually is? I mean, it's probably hard for dumbells like you Exilers to be useful in general."

SMOL BUNNYMIKI
PRECIOUS LITTLE BUN CHILD
&& LOOKIT FENNEC SAIONJI

it's ok dork i didn't watch the VMAs either

nope
she's a baby fennec fox
all of her bodies are permanently child's bodies because shortstuff deserves to be miserable and angry

THE SMOL
THE ANGRIEST LITTLE SMOL

&& god bless the new territory

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She'd decided to bunker down in Lunarclan, but she still had some loner tendencies to her. The young Fennec made her way lazily over and onto Darkclan's territory, deciding a duel membership wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Who knows? Maybe these guys would actually have some brains to them; maybe they'd respect her or something like that. The small fox eventually sat down near the outskirts of the territory and sniffed disdainfully, apparently already bored with waiting.

She elected to conjure up a bag of gummies and begin munching on them, purposely discarding the yellow ones and putting them in a separate bag. She'd throw those at anyone she hated- so Darkclan had better be ready for some grade A bitchiness.

YE KUZU WAS A TEENY TINY TIGER
NEKOMARU WAS A GIANTASS LION
OWARI WAS A BEAR
AND PEKO WAS LIKE, A SILVER FOX/WOLF THING

AND U CAN'T FORGET THE FACT THAT SOUDA WAS A FERRET
SONIA IS A DOG THING I DON'T KNOW
AND FUCKING GUNDAM IS A HAMSTER
A HAMSTER

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If this freaky motherfucker so much as tried to lay a finger on her, Shortstuff would personally bite his dick clean off.

She glanced up from her gummy bears and cocked up a brow, clearly taken aback by this guys weirdass appearance. It unnerved her to some degree, but she wasn't going to express that. The little fennec, instead, stood up and gave her bushy tail a tiny twitch. "I'm Shortstuff. I'm here to join this clan." She said slowly, trying her damn hardest to not burst into insults and hysterics about just how fucking weird this guy looked.

"What's your name, Frankenstein?" She tossed back with a tiny snort and a bit of a smirk. Well, she tried.

SHORTSTUFF ! wrote:

"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!" She barked, her tiny body basically vibrating at this point. Her voice was so loud it made her tiny body move. How sad was that.

how is she still alive
how has nobody else killed her ass dead

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Shortstuff had... undergone a few minor changes.

By that, of course, she meant major. First of all, she'd mouthed off to some Exilers. And pissed them off. Good job, kid, you've written yourself a death wish. But, in the process, she got herself some information about possibly getting back at The Exiles for what they'd done to Kasey. Secondly, her body had changed. Again. And this time, it was even smaller than the last. It was a teeny tiny Fennec fox that was a peachy-blonde in color, complete with little tufts of fur that stuck out around her ears like pigtails- and her little bow had moved from her butt to being two bows that were tucked near her obnoxiously large ears. Nice fucking job. She even had a cute little swirly hairdo going on. Long story short, she looked fucking precious.

The tiny fennec came bounding across the loner lands at the news of a baseball cap-wearing Maned Wolf loitering around. Shorty's stumpyass legs propelled her even faster as Kasey actually came into view, the tiny vixen's heart leaping with delight. She let out a high-pitched yap of delight and instantly attempted to clamber up the maned wolf's leg and somewhere onto her head, perhaps even crawling under her hat and whining all the while. It would soon be discovered that her supposedly incoherent whines roughly translated to 'Kaseykaseykaseykaseykaseykasey'.