Posts by SHORTSTUFF !

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Aaaand Shortstuff was left there, floating and completely speechless. "... Holy shit that escalated quickly." She blurted, her eyes still wide as ever.

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Shortstuff whimpered at the jab at her height, and promptly hovered above the ground. Her forelimbs were crossed across her chest and she huffed, forcing herself to ignore it. "Alright, fuck you guys I'm next." She spat haughtily, before coming up with her truths and lies. "When I died I was more than a year old, I'm biologically a feline, and I used to live in Shadowclan."

WHOOPASS

yessssss
polaroid something or other

i like autofocus & zoomlense ngl

I WENT WITH ZOOMLENSE

&& THERE ARE A LOT OF OWARI PIXELS UM

R U TALKING THIS OR??

OHH OK

enjoy urself

ARAAAAACHCCHHCHCCHHH

my mother's afraid of rodents lmao
in the meantime lookit Shortstuff's stupid lil' signature
she's bein reincarnated as a shibe

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INCEST IS WINCEST, FAITHY
but shhh don't worry it's not biological

I WILL ALBY
BUT
SHORTSTUFF WOULDN'T BE ANY HELP LMAO

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Shortstuff brought a paw to her mouth and gave a loud, snorting 'pppfhhhha!' in response to Decoratedpaw's failure to guess her lie. "I'm tiny, but I'm older than a year! Whoopsie poopsie, you looooost!" She said with a shrill giggle, floating backwards lazily.

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Shortstuff had been reincarnated, much to her own dismay.

She was stuck in the body of the modern Shiba Inu- but that wasn't all! No, her damn body was stuck at three months of age, giving her a constant childish appearance. Not that her former body was any better, what with it being a small catdogthing. Angrily, the pudgy-faced canine came stomping through the rogue and feral lands, a scowl on her face. Floating really made things easier- like, a fuckton easier. But noooo, she just had to be reincarnated and forced to walk around on fatass sausage legs. Hey, at least she still had her stupid bow on her tail.

Then, oh boy, then she came across some jackass who thought that he could scare the water into submission. The tiny, bite-sized canine gave an obnoxious hoot of laughter as she drew closer to the male. "Hey, stupid. The water isn't going to listen to you." She spat out as she approached, stopping a few feet away from Finnishwars. "'Sides, even if it could listen to people- it probably wouldn't listen to a dumbass like you." The Inu continued with a long roll of her eyes. Jeez, was she the only intelligent creature on this fucking planet?

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"KASEYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

The voice sure belonged to the shiba in question- however, it sounded much different than her usual tone. Shortstuff usually held herself highly and sounded more like a snotty little bitch, and not a sobbing child that was being reunited with her parents for the first time in a decade. The stumpy-legged canine came bounding toward her significantly taller girlfriend, tears streaming from her eyes. She didn't hesitate to attempt to clamber up onto the maned wolf's back and basically smother her in little puppy kisses in the process.

With a sniffle, the inu settled down and promptly pressed her cheek against Kasey's fluff. "... I missed you, you big butt." She eventually grumbled, her voice still tearful and cracking with emotion. Always gotta look tuff.png.

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Shortstuff's eyes were basically rolled into the back of her fucking head at that response, an irritated expression making its way onto her face. "Jeez, dickmunch! Who the fuck pissed in your cheerios?" The shiba pressed, puffing her cheeks out and snorting. She had a really childish voice, when you listened in on it- it literally sounded like you were being told off by a toddler. She snarled a little and physically flinched at the comment on her height. Her eyes teared up a little and she sprang to her feet with an aggravated yap.

"I'M NOT SHORT, YOU NINE-TAILED CACTUS FUCKER!" She barked out, her fur fluffing up significantly. "I don't feel like going away- now that I know you're stupid and easy to piss off, I plan on hanging around your uglyass face." Shorty responded hotly, her curled tail twitching in mild irritated. Jesus fucking christ, what a cuntbag.

you know who it is wrote:

"I'M NOT SHORT, YOU NINE-TAILED CACTUS FUCKER!" She barked out, her fur fluffing up significantly. "I don't feel like going away- now that I know you're stupid and easy to piss off, I plan on hanging around your uglyass face."

she is literally going to get her fucking ass kicked talking to finnishwars like this

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Shortstuff came stomping over, glancing at the NPC and putting on her best pouty expression. "Hey, numbskull! You'd better listen to Big Sis Kasey, or I'll bite your toes off and feed them to the buzzards!" She said harshly as she approached, before promptly attempting to wriggle up and onto Kasey's back. As usual, her shitty demeanor melted away and a smile came to her face.

"Hiiii, Kasey-Kasey-Kasey." She sang out softly, her little tail wagging from side to side. "You ready to leave this dump, yet? I mean, I can't lie, I like it around here- but there are too many dumbasses, you feel me?" She grumbled, a pout on her face. "Then again, I do like being around dumbfucks. It reminds me of how superior I am. 'Course, I'm not as good as you are."

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What was a good way to spend your time?

Sitting around and squishing ants, of course! The Shiba Inu was bent over an anthill and watching as the little soldiers came crawling out of their hole. She quickly lifted her paw up and promptly pressed her claw against its tiny body. Her stumpy ear perked upward a little at the sound of a satisfying pop! With a childish giggle, she continued squishing ant after ant, punctuating each one with a joyous and kiddish cry of "Squish, squiiiiiiiiiiish!"

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Shortstuff boredly looked over her shoulder, the pleasant smile on her face instantly fading. "Why the hell not, you gap-toothed idiot?" She threw back, a brow raising up a little bit. She promptly turned away from Hiro, her interest in the male instantly lost. At once, the shiba went right back to squishing ants excitedly. "Squish, squiiiiish!"

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"My short ass is here because I decided to sit here. Don't you have any better insults, you empty-headed shit?" Shortstuff threw back, her teeth gritting in distaste. At once, she pressed her cheek into Kasey's leg and pouted. "... You're always making fun of my height. Get original, you dank-ass..." She muttered, squeezing her eyes shut and burying her face into her taller girlfriend's leg.

"You both are idiots. This entire fucking clan is full of nincompoops. Honestly, I dunno why I hang around- maybe I find your stupidity strangely comforting." Shorty said hotly, her eyes watering a lil.

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Shorty was relaxing on her girlfriend's shoulders with a warm smile on her face. "Y'think so? These guys are preeeeeetty dull." The Shiba said with a childish giggle, one of her pudgy paws rising to cover her mouth as she stifled a snorting laugh. "And no, that's bullshit. I'm just an angry, short little cuntmuncher."

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A smirk slowly pulled onto Shortstuff's face as everyone blew up on her for crushing ants. "Are you actually defending all of these Mister Ants?" She asked in a loud, innocent voice. The Shiba tilted her head to the side and batted her big ol' eyes. "They don't feel pain- plus, if you squish them right, they'll make a cool popping noise! Kinda like the shit music miss rainbow cone-head listens to- Watch this-" Gingerly lifting a paw and making damn sure to look Abathur right in the eyes. All eight of them.

"Squ~iiiiiiiiiiish~!" She drew out the word much more than she usually would, and was sure to grind the ant's carcass further into the dirt. Her intense gaze was cut off as Kasey's hat landed on her head and promptly blocked her gaze. With a childish snort, she promptly leaned against her larger girlfriend and cast them all a shiteating grin. "It's amazing how I feel so sorry for your lack of intelligence, but I still hate you all nonetheless." The Shiba said snidely. She was basically daring them to try and hurt her- Kasey would kick their asses if they tried.

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Shortstuff never really was loyal to any clan. They weren't worth her fucking time, if you asked her. They were all idiots. Dumbfucks. Fluffheads. She'd tried hunkering down in Shadowclan, but quickly lost interest. Currently, she'd been hiding out in Colouredclan with her girlfriend; Kasey.

And now, said girlfriend was missing. And Shorty? Shorty was fucking livid.

The young shiba inu came marching right up to Sunclan's territory, a bitter expression twisted onto her face. She drew in one deep breath, and instantly began hollering at anyone nearby. She thought she was threatening, but her permanent two month old Shiba body and her squeaky voice suggested otherwise. "WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING PEDOS KIDNAPPED KASEY?!" There were tears gathering in her eyes, although she was desperately fighting against them. She was worried fucking sick- and lonely, too. "I know one of you idiots took her! Don't try to play dumb with me!"

Of course, there was no proof pointing toward Sunclan. In actuality, an Exiler had captured Kasey. But, with Shortstuff being Shortstuff, she was quick to pin the blame on the clan her temporary home was at war with.