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  • ARMY INVITATION FOR ARADIA + open

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]Ellie walked over a little bit late and frowned. Furrowing metaphorical brows, she pouted and said, "Why is she so damn salty?" The Brit glanced at Florence, stiffening slightly, before turning her gaze and attention back onto Clarity and Aradia. Well, damn. "Uh.. bye, I guess."

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 has logged on


    eleanor1996 yES YOU BEAUTIES GO ROB THAT 7/11
    eleanor1996 why do i feel like a proud mum when her kids graduate lmao :-)
    eleanor1996 but seriously
    eleanor1996 i'm with cal on this one what did you take
    eleanor1996 why do i find this so funny

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 flo if killing someone gave you the opportunity to snog any member of 5sos y'all would all be dead lmao
    eleanor1996 ok now i feel awkward b/c breadloaf and mickey mouse are both here ooPS

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 luke has evolved from a little breadstick boy with a v boopable nose to some kind of fucking rock legend aND IT ISNT FAIR WTF LUKE
    eleanor1996 the skh vid has me fucked up tbh i hate this band i hate this song i hATe this
    eleanor1996 yes teen wolf is my SHIT why are we talking about it

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 yEs my precious child come and swim with me in my ever-growing ocean of sorrows and sexual thoughts
    eleanor1996 UM not that i'm thinking about 5sos in a sexual way at all
    eleanor1996 noPE NOPE NOPE
    eleanor1996 asdfghjkl i need to log off lmao

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 we're listening to close as strangers and crying
    eleanor1996 well i'm crying
    eleanor1996 i dont know if flo is
    eleanor1996 wAIT BITCH DID U SAY U WERE EATING MY FUCKING CHIPS
    eleanor1996 RETURN THEM TO THE CUPBOARD IMMEDIATELY YOU CHIP STEALING WHORE
    eleanor1996 look theres barely enough food in this god forsaken house to feed me let alone your ratchet ass
    eleanor1996 if you want food go buy your own cuz i need everything in that fucking kitchen
    eleanor1996 i'd definitely want to get to third base with any of them ngl

  • CLOSE AS STRANGERS [ OPEN, INJURY ]

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]She was crying. Tears streamed down her face faster than the water at Niagara Falls, staining her pale features a dark ebony shade. Her breath hitched in her throat every time she looked at the beartrap that was clamped shut on her right hind leg. If there hadn't been so much blood, she probably would've been fine, but since there was maroon liquid everywhere, she was having something that was at least a thousand times worse than an average panic attack.


    Eleanor stared at the sky, chewing on the inside of her cheek as she tried to stop herself from screaming for a straight five minutes. But she could no longer hold it in anymore. After a good few seconds of her body protesting, she let out a loud and shrill banshee-like screech. Her eyes were screwed shut yet still watering from the pain and her heart nearly gave up due to the lack of oxygen she was receiving. Ellie stopped for about ten seconds before crying out again, her body shaking with fear, anger and pain.


    Self-pity eventually washed over her as she rested her head on the ground, refusing to open her eyes. Her lower body had gone numb. She couldn't move her legs. "HELP! SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP! Pl-please.. I don't wanna die," the British girl begged, words starting off as a alarm and turning into desperate plea. Death was probably one of El's biggest fears, so it made this situation even more shitty than it already was.

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 oh shit sorry
    eleanor1996 i mean,, cRap
    eleanor1996 FuCk i'm sorry
    eleanor1996 thIS DOESNT HELP WHEN I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT OVER CLOSE AS STRANGERS LEAVE ME ALONE NOODLE BOY :-((((((((((((((

  • CLOSE AS STRANGERS [ OPEN, INJURY ]

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]When she saw the blonde breadloaf, she let out a sob of relief. "Luke, I— I'm so scared. I-I'm not gonna die, am I? Please tell me I'm not gonna fucking die, please please pl— FUCK, I'M SORRY." she said, squeezing her eyes shut during her outburst of frustration. It almost felt like the metal contraption that held her leg was getting impossibly tighter, shattering the bones in her leg. "Ah, shit, it hurts like a fucking bitch." Somehow, talking about the pain kind of made it hurt less, so she mumbled things like 'fucking hell' and 'shit a brick' under her breath, finding that it became some kind of therapeutic action.

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 YOU'RE A FUCKTARD, HEMMOTRON
    eleanor1996 TALKING ON A BROKEN LINE
    eleanor1996 TELLING YOU I HAVENT SEEN YOUR FACE IN AGES, IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE AS CLOSE AS STRANGers
    eleanor1996 i want someone to sing this to me every night before i go to sleep at night and when i wake up in the morning oh my lord i'm sobibng
    eleanor1996 luke i volunteer you as tribute lmao

  • JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO Δ open : im au

    [fancypost bgcolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 400px; height: auto; line-height:95%;][justify]eleanor1996 flo i can and will kick you out of my damn house
    eleanor1996 yEs ofc it would be creepy to you
    eleanor1996 noodle boy is basically your brother
    eleanor1996 but (thank the heavens) he is not my brother
    eleanor1996 therefore him serenading me isn't unnatural