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  • Learn To Shake The Demons Off // private; polarispride

    With a chocolate nose to the trail, the wanderer desperately tried to keep herself awake. No caffeine could save this dead tired cat now. Hazel eyes scanned around, but their fatigued vision made everything around Yosh!paw seem like it was straight out of a carnival fun house. It wasn't until her nose bumped into the edgy bark of a tree did the four legged ball of exhaustion snap from her daze. At first, she gazed at the tree as she tried to figure out why it seemed odd to her. "Probably the catnip…" she muttered, but, as the camera zoomed in on her face she warned, "Drugs are for thugs kids, stay in school."


    With a sudden jolt, Yosh!paw realized that she was, in fact, not by herself, and as her eyes scanned the tree up, they met with piercing blue ones which wore a blank faced expression. "Oh golly," she thought, "That kid thinks I'm crazy!"


    "Um…" the feline began, bringing a paw her her muzzle, "I promise you I'm completely normal, I, uh, was just practicing my acting!" She suddenly broke out into crazy sounding, nervous laughter, but panicked when she realized that the fellow cat probably had no idea what acting was (nor did she for that matter). In a desperate attempt to fix her mistake, she stammered, "That was a lie! I'm talking to Buddha!"


    "NOOO!!!" she screamed in her mind, "NO SENSE!!! Who is Buddha, what's a Buddha, this punk would have no idea either!" She glanced up in determination, "I can't loose! Look at that face of his! He's just wanting me to mess up! Sneaky general person," A sudden thought ran through her like an electric shock, "Oh no! What if he's making me mess up by controlling my mind so his clan can flay me alive or sacrifice me to their gods?" The girl sighed and accidentally said aloud, "You can never trust these kinds of salvages, by tonight I will have been sacrificed to the god of earthworms or somethin-" Hearing her voice aloud, she suddenly realized what she was doing, and her pupils disappeared in shock. She looked up at the deputy for a second, before falling backwards onto her head and screaming, "NO FUTURE" in exclamation.

  • Learn To Shake The Demons Off // private; polarispride

    A high pitched gasp escaped from the cat as she melted into a furry puddle of embarrassment. She shakily brought her paws to the sides of her head, and her breathing was heavy like steam. "I-I," She made eye contact with the fellow feline with a spark in her eye, "Was joking! That's an expression in my country!" Her paws slammed into the ground, "IM LITERALLY A NATIVE FROM THIS COUNTRY. WHAT WOULD THAT EXPRESSION EVEN MEAN?!" she thought as she laid on her side, wallowing in the anguish of her mistakes.

  • Learn To Shake The Demons Off // private; polarispride

    Panicing, Yosh!paw's eyes darted back and forth and her focus began to blur in exasperation, "WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?! WHAT DO I SAY NOW??" She cringed, bringing her paw to her face as a stream of tears came from her eyes. " I can't even tell him the truth now since I said it was a catchphrase… I guess I'll have to.." Her hazel eyes met his blue ones for a second before she clenched her paw into a peace sign, stuck her tounge out, and said happily, "Sike~!"


    Yosh!paw could not believe what she had done. Her expression disappeared, and she looked at the horizon with a sad, nostalgic aura about her. "I wish to go back to the time..." a single tear rolled down her cheek, "when I did not know right from left…"