Posts by Archwaffle

I don't want to... I'm scared

Not if I eat them first... So that plan is Useless.

Yeah totally Calm! I respect a person who loves cookies Happykitty.

I know, but it would be so sweet whilst it lasted, also... I think he would settle for 20 pieces of bacon rather then all those cheetohs that we would have wasted to settle the belly of a giant squid.

A small green dragon with sharp curved wings and furry ears steps into the room, and watched what was going on with wide eyes.

Yes, Yes I am I accept this challenge I will climb the mighty beanstalk, Claim this Pig and get a sword to smite him, The bacon flood will be great and I will cook it myself on a BBQ Hibachi grill and serve it to our new friend.

Mhmm... I shall think of the little dog, But it is a Sacrifice I must make, to save the people of... Glorp shlieemen.

Go ahead list it But make sure it remains appropriate I don't want any ya know... stuff but other then that! there are no rules say the craziest thing you can come up with I am ready to hear it!

How dare you speak of my slippers!

I don't think you can find a Purple hippo tied to a giraffe on a unicycle at walmart.

How dare you! My slippers have more taste then you and your cat combined!

BWOOP
Yes I am here I haven't said anything cause... It might turn into an argument about slippers.

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I am speaking from experience... xD

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But I am more then happy to talk about slippers.

Go into the store with a stick and Shout THIS IS A STICK UP!!!! Whilst thrusting your stick in the air.

By the way guys Oh my gosh! I see a target add that is so fitting!