Posts by ~Balloon Boy~

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

His tail felt a bit warm, but didn't really boil. As the large dragon tried to bite at his wings, the dire-wolf sized Balloon Boy-dragon merely tucked the in and out of the way. Giggling madly, he [color=red]aimed to jump at her face, than climb her head so he could pretend he was climbing a mountain. "WEEEEEEEEEEE!"

(Amber, wanna get preggers by BB? XD)

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
[color=black]Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

('Tis cool, BB will just try to seduce some other chick XD)

It was kinda hard for BB's RPer to keep track of all the attacks so she would hope that no one would be too angry with just saying that his side got clawed and that his ear-fin things got nipped at. With that, he fell off on his own decision, and opened his wings to glide. As he glided down, balloons followed in his wake, and a few thongs.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Balloon Boy snarled in annoyance as he saw some stupid mutt charge at him. How predictable, all these fucking dogs. With a grin, like always, he easily side-stepped the hound, and while he did so, [color=red]he shot his paw out, so as the mutt landed he would rake himself on BB's claws.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
[color=black]Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Balloon boy only giggled as the dog tried to bite a paw that was already on the ground and running circles around the freak. "Hehehe!" He laugh as he aimed a sharp poke at the dogs scar. He only wanted to piss him the fuck off.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He jumped back as the male did one more easy to see move. "Come on, boy, get creative!" Balloon Boy taunted. Seconds later though, he saw a cheetah racing at him. Laughing loudly, he [color=red]aimed to jump on link and sink his claws into his back, if this work he would shift into a dragon and aim to bite the back of Link's neck. If this failed he would merely land and get ready for the next few attacks.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

"You are soooo predictable!" He taunted Link who just kept coming at him with open jaws. Granted, he nipped a leg because he was a tad too slow. Then suddenly he was in some friggen reptiles mouth, and Link was still at him. Hissing, he shifted into a dragon to stop the reptial, and as he did so, he kicked out at Link's face, aiming to hit him. He was the size of a dire wolf in his dragon form. He then saw some idiot spew fire at him, but considering this fire-dumbass was also clanmates with the guys attacking him, or at least allies, there was a good chance his friends could get hit too, as he was in the mouth of one (though probably not anymore as he was a dragon now) and the other was just as close. He tried to move his body away, but searing pain moved up and down his tail. "Ok boys and girls!" He screamed. "Time to make my move!" And [color=red]he mass conjured 30 balloons. They weren't special or anything, but it would undoubtedly surprise them, hopefully surprise them enough to allow Balloon Boy to fly up and into the air.
If that worked, he would try to take three seconds to inventory all his wounds, which consisted of burns, a big ol' lovebite on his scruff, and some blood on his legs.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He knew he was forgetting to train some part of him. Wings, well, he didn't fly a lot. He grinned at her all the wider when she kicked him in the gut becuse he couldn't manevur enough, but she still left herself open. [color=red]Attempting to ignore his pain, he merely flew forward as fast as he could to the pegasus Amberfrost, whose rear was facing him. He aimed to latch onto her back legs and simply ravage them with his claws. As he did so, he summoned his lighter mid-air. He had plans!

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
[color=black]Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Air rolls, wow, they were a lot cooler when doing them than seeing them. "And you fail horribly!" He smirked, lighter clenched in claws. It seemed her dragon form had feathers on it. "Well, come over here and fight like a women!" Yessss, let her get up and close.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

BB felt his scruff get bit, but merely shifted into a dragon to stop him. Nothing could stop your opponents better than shifting into a scaly beast with wings and was the size of a direwolf. This easily let his legs touch the ground once more, so [color=red]he jumped up to dislodge the mutt, and if that worked he would swing around in a swift motion and give him a nice claw in the face. If he so happened to get his eyes, all the better!

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
[color=black]Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He looked at link with a disgusted look on his face. "Bitch please, I'm the coward? Not only are three of your guys attacking me, one of your stupid little friends shot fire at me, but only managed to nearly injure you in the process! If you think my dumb enough to fall for such a petty taunt, than that only speaks of your brainsize." Burrrrrrn. Balloon Boy merely played dumb and childish, er, ok, he really was childish but he was hardly an idiot. He saw the lizard jumping uselessly for him and giggled while pointing at her. "Hey dumbass, I can fly!" All the while he knew he had to watch out for the dick with fire.

[font=arial][size=8]...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Or he simply knew how to fly higher than the fem who wished to air-attack him. [color=red]The second he was higher, he dove in, but any one with half a brain would see how stupid that could be with a bigger enemy, so he swerved left in seconds, than back in place, hoping to confuse her. If that worked, he would try to set her lovely feathers on fire with his lighter, while simultaneously clawing at her with the other hand.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He nodded, fair was fair. Clanmates felt he needed help apparently, so they swooped in. Now though, Link was offering a neat little battle between just them. Hopefully his Exile pals would also not interfere. He dove to the ground, turned back into a cat, and [color=red]mass summonsed Balloons, they acted kind of like an annoying smoke screen, as all the balloons were blue and red too. They would also hopefully confuse Link every time they popped, or just piss him off greatly. BB didn't care. "Lets dance!"

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Eyesight and smelling was very nice in battle, but BB had been trained to also rely on his ears. He heard the canine when he took off and had enough of a warning so he could roll with the attack and take minimal amount of damage. [color=red]When rolling, he would aim to pin the dog, than transform into a cat once more and aim to lunge right at the dogs throat. Hopefully he could do it fast enough to surprise the dog.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He couldn't move fast enough. Her jaws clamped down right around his leg, probably nearly taking it off. It was then that something snapped in Balloon Boys mind, sending him into a flash back.
"Give me that!" "No, no! Leave me alone-" The childs scream was cut off, along with her arm.
He let out a blood curling scream and his blue eyes turned black with white pupils in them. His body began to jerk as he was forced to transform into an animatronic German Shepard. This wasn't Balloon Boy anymore, this was an animatronic built to protect. And currently, in his eyes this dragoness was a threat to children.[color=red] He aimed to swing his body so he would land on her muzzle, than proceed to try and tear it to shreds. All the while he bleed black blood from his now robotic and destroyed limb.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He slunk to the other side stealthily. Balloon Boy was the balloon lord, he knew how to maneuver in this balloon mass. [color=red]While Link focused on the balloons, he silently sneaked to his side, and when close enough, he would aim to pounce at it and ravage it with his claws.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

(He has hidden mental issues, which is why I love to play him XD.
Ahaha, these guys should magically become friends somehow. Private thread? Amber could find him wounded after this battle and feel surprise sympathy)

Indeed, it would be a surprise to anyone but his brother, Freddy Fazbear. Balloon Boy truly despised his Animatronic form, but he couldn't control himself when the flash-backs hit. He went full-on robot. He suddenly jumped off, a soft snarling emitting from his lips. "You aren't in your suit." That was the only way to make sure pedophiles, murders, and such could never kill again. You hid them in suits, where they would never escape. Or at least, so an animatronic would think. They weren't always reasonable. [color=red]He suddenly lunged at her leg, aiming to bite it. The German Shepard animatrnoic hardly cared that she was too big, he was going to drag her too the room! Where ever it was...

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Balloon Boy was not eager to let his prey go, but the leg that Link had nipped was combining with all his other injuries it seemed, and ached something fierce. [color=red]Letting the struggling mutt up, he aimed to sneak in a few more claws, than suddenly prance away so he could take a two-second breather. He also conjured his lighter.

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

Link drew closer and closer, but Balloon Boy seemed to smile all the bigger, and when he got close enough, [color=red]Balloon Boy conjured a thong, and would aim to jump over him for the sole purpose of sticking the thong on his face. The worst part? This thong seemed to be well used.

(You liking BB's attacks so far? XD)

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

He felt himself fall as she pulled back, and then suddenly, she wasn't there, than she was. On top of him. Pinning him. Only causing a worse mental case for him. Letting out a loud metallic screech, he began to trash like a wild cornered animal. As he started to do this though, something flashed in his circuts. Battery low. No, he needed to escape, to charge up, to kill! [color=red]He aimed to shake Amber loose so he could flee. Though later he would pass out at RiverClan's border, but he hardly knew this.

(KK, making it now.)

...As you try to flee from me!

I'll giggle with demented glee...
Name, Balloon Boy~Exiles~Hard~Domestic Feline~Male~No Kill, can capture, no permanent injury.

(Those feels, as my cat just loves to smoosh his head into my hands as I type. Also, can I capture?)

BB was quick to take advantage of the shocked wolf. He suddenly charged forward, [color=red]aiming to slam his head into the ground, pin him, and simply destroy his stomach with his claws.

...As you try to flee from me!