Posts by elkton.

Queen Jailbird wrote:

He seemed pretty scared of the murder mystery thread. *Waggles eyebrows*

well of course, he's playing his part. c;

CALEDON. if ya need any help, let me know, got a few ideas.

yeah, like maybe a few of the older members could just volunteer to do it? or it could work on rotations?

it would be cute and funny as hell if they had like scout groups, lol.

SCOUTS SCOUTS SCOUTS

i know who's gonna be the first to scold them when this opens, lol.

it sucks because elk is surrounded by all these ladies his age

AND THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT

THEN STOP GIVING BIRTH TO HIS RELATIVES

jail hasn't even accepted her gift yet or slapped him for trying to nurse off her, i DON'T WannNNNA HEAR IT

that WOULD ONLY MAKE THEM CLOSER IN RELATIONS

hEY KID DON'T BANG YOUR COUSINS

YOUR HALF-SIBLINGS IS WHERE IT'S AT

elk is 4 moons old and wants to have a crush on someone lol

that's okay, the only loVE HE NEEDS IS HIS MUM

runs and cries

goes to pick out a SSB's character

i mean, i am, elkton isn't, he's gonna be all 'you guys need another hobby this is too much'

sits on echo

bUT ECHO IS Soft no dON'T SPRAY me

hisses and hides

honestly elk just wants motherly affection 24/7 and he will so totally try and squeeze himself

into the calwasp kids just so he can get some love from wasp, lol.

also, side note, elkton was never fully weaned, lol. it's why he's overly clingy and is always trying to see if jail

has any extra milkshakes left but she's rude and won't let him have any

wE HAVE THEM IN THE UK they're hooded sweatshirts, right?

and yeah, i don't know if anyone remembers, but elk refused to eat after he was born.

yeah, at least they had them the last time i was there. i wish the US had cutely named clothing. c':

yeah, elk didn't nurse after he was born and jail was like 'bax is being a bitch and elk won't eat and i'm also giving birth inside of a cardboard box while it's raining what am i doing with me life wasp help'

and wasp was like 'theres no herb to fix whut youve done'

cougartooth, cougarscream, cougarstrike, cougaryowl, cougarsdateolinenow

also, anyone interested in having a crush on elk? like everyone in bloodclan is related to one another.

then don't write it and just have the kits already be here or have a thread after birth where all of the

babies finally step out of the nursery, you could have wasp gently nudging them out into the sun or something

everybody can come meet the babes

i don't know, birth threads are normally all the same so i do that instead, lol.

POP OUT THOSE SUCKERS AND HAVE CAL CATCH THEM

GO GO GO