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and if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones
[fancypost bgcolor=; border: 0px; width: 340px; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 9pt;][hr][justify]It had all been in good fun, Epislon thought. It had been so innocent. Okay, well, no. Both of those were total lies. Epsilon had been entirely aware that he was pushing limits, and pushing limits on enemy territories at that. Still, he was a bit ashamed of himself for getting himself into the same situation three times in a row.
First had been his dear old friend Addy--or Adeline now, as she called herself--and his existing in her general vicinity had been enough to get her engines revved. They'd been on equal ground last time they'd fought, but this time his powers had picked a lovely moment to stop working, not to mention he hadn't been expecting the first attack. She'd generously bestowed several large gashes down his frame and bloodied his nose.
After stumbling out of the Blackheart Rogues, he'd oh-so-cleverly strode straight over to Stellarclan and gotten his tail kicked by fashion-impaired dark lord. Darth Vader, was it? Ha, and Davros had called Epsilon an emo freak... Then some other clownscrewer had come prancing along and joined in on the fun as Epislon was passing through Shadowclan. Yeah, sure, he'd taunted him a little, but he really should have just ignored it. Epsilon had been injured, for heaven's sake! Who beat up an injured guy?! What a dick.
So now Epsilon had finally made his way back into Stormclan, barely able to walk but still managing to look like he'd just been minorly inconvenienced by the situation. Wobbling into camp, the tom coughed, a bit of blood and bile rising in his throat. His nose was bloodied, his eye was swollen and black, bruises and scratches covered his body--not to mention his broken ribs. His cheeks were swollen like a chipmunk's, and he just generally looked crappy.
TL;DR - epsi pissed off 3 characters on separate, consequent occasions and got his butt kicked by all of them
#epsilonwashere #hippytemplate [/fancypost]