Posts by Arrhythmic

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[justify]"Eh, both of you smell just as fucking ratchet, can't you see it was easy to mess up on?" He offered Winnie with a sly smile, finally having spoke up again after a moment of not. There was giggles, goldie ( a new one for Mr. Big and Fucking Large ) and a few others, and now a Thundershitter. Honestly, wasn't there home so quaint? "I ain't healing that, by the way. Bitch can lick off her own blood." He said with a shrug of his shoulders, leaning back. Really, he wasn't going to do shit except maybe, maybe keep her alive. If he was ordered well, that was a different story. Otherwise, who gave a shit if those wounds got infected? But ouch, that bear claw... tooth? Looked like it hurt. [/justify]

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[justify]Well think of the fucking devil herself- a bitch in both his mind and his heart. How poetic was that. A good thing that he still thought of her as a fucking nuisance though, didn't need any of those... other thoughts, in his head. His heart was solid fucking titanium, no need to let anyone in, especially not her. It was exactly why he had called for this little thing in the first place. Regardless, he shrugged his shoulders, offering everyone a wicked smile as they approached. Hell yeah this would be one bitchin' expedition- maybe they'd find treasure? Or some sort of old greek shit, whatever they had.

"You are all cordially invited to fucking come along, I ain't gonna stop ya. I'm an asshole, not a complete dick." He said with his smile still apparent, craning his long neck and wondering where to go. Let's see... was there any part of the declining and aging civilization that had never been explored before? "I vote we go towards the most decrepit part of the city, who's with me? Yes or fucking yes." He offered, thinking it a grand place for both spooky stories and for treasure, if any was around.[/justify]

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[justify]ooc. Derp- permission to remove harmful accessories + effectively heal? c:

ic. OK, there was his fucking water, and now Giggles and Goldy had joined up as well. Really, more distractions he didn't need. Briefly flicking his copper optics over to them, his eyes narrowed as if to say 'no touchy or bother', he heaved a sigh as he pushed the water filled moss towards the injured thing. "No fucking idea." He mumbled, putting his attention back on her. "Drink that shit up, it'll help you as well." He said, now awaiting for any sort of response as he continued to try and saw through the harmful collar. Damn thing was fucking hard to saw through. [/justify]

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[justify]Hades fucking tits hadn't he asked for mint? Nope, the smell of death, decay and sadness seemed to be what mint smelled like for these fuckers. Regardless, it looked like it was working- he was just hoping to have brought the other dragon back to with something more... pleasant. "Yeah, yeah whatever Giggles- it seems to be working." He mumbled briefly. Regardless, maybe Mercyhour could hear him now? Ah whatever, he had work to get on as he made some Aloe Vera plants grow, chewing them up as he went along, taking the honey from Winnie with no complaints what so ever as he began to mic his chewed up poultice together, preparing to slather it across the burns. Those seemed like the most harmful out of anything, after all.

Now then, time to see if Mercyhour would respond to the voice of heavenly angels once more. "Oi, fucker, can ya hear me? Are you alive in there?" He asked, louder this time. He would continue to speak in hopes of stirring the other male, all the while starting to apply the honey and aloe vera mix. "This may sting a little." If he couldn't hear him, whatever, it was more for him to say if anything. [/justify]

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[justify]Hey everyone o/
^{Should I apologize for hurting Beau now or later oops}

Also I'm lucky today I have no homework c':
Unless you count working on a slam poem?
But the words aren't comingggggg ugh ;v;

How has everyone's day been otherwise tho?[/justify]

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[justify]Wheezes I know that feel
Like, our marking period just ended ( got back from Spring Break and all ) but it was just
Test after Test after assignment and ooomg it was a lot of stuff ;;
my heart goes out to u boo[/justify]

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[justify]"Aye! It's fucking giggles the clown, I fucking like you y'know- you have a sense of humour compared to some of these others losers here." Was the first thing that rumbled out of the small dragons throat as he approached the two-tailed creature, briefly looking over to the others with his signature lopsided grin, as if every fucking thing he said had always been a joke. Of course, the Achaean Leaguers weren't all actually losers- except Winnie. She sucked ass.

"I'm fucking Dionysus, pleasure to meet you again, I guess, ya asshole." He said rather loudly, and perhaps a bit fondly as he sat his own ass down, tail flicking idly behind him. Looked like the psychotic creature was capable of pulling in a crowd- he could appreciate that. He could swear again now right, seeing as he had already joined and was less likely to scare someone off with harsh words? Eh, not like the kitsune would care, or Dionysus for that matter, but eh. [/justify]

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[justify]OK, so they had Giggles over there talking and blabbing like a madman ( and honestly, if he had the poison ivy he would have shoved it down his throat ) there was Winnie, pissed off more than usual, and a Cheetah who thought she was everything and- oh Gods he couldn't believe he was about to say it but, she was even bitchier than Winnie. Ugh that sent shivers down his spine.

"Oh listen to her scream now- fucking bitch thinks she's all high and mighty until she starts falling, eh?" Honestly, it was quite pathetic- but he perhaps he only thought so because she was an enemy clanner, and a bit of a prick herself. "Hey, Hey I hope you have a nice fall." He said, cackling really only to himself and looking over to Psychosis in hopes he got the Kitsune to laugh too. I mean, he laughed at everything he seemed- why not a cheesy joke?[/justify]

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[justify]Ughhhhh even the newbie thought he and Winnie could stand each other for that long? Granted they had a one night stand without his knowing, but GODS did he hate her so much. And Dino. Fucking Dino, why Dino? Couldn't his nickname be something cool like 'Destroyer of Worlds' or some other shit like that. Snorting, the male turned away from Winnie and shot Mercyhour a glare, and another to Giggles as well. "Glad my hatred for her brings joy into your fucking lives." He said with another snort, not looking all too amused as he turned away with another huff.[/justify]

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[justify]Truth or dare? Fuck yeah he loved that game, time to play 'who do you fucking like' and 'have you fucked someone yet'. Honestly, he was excited for the serious aspect of the game too, but, this was still worth it. Flying and flapping down he landed next to Winnifred, scooted away from her, before proudly puffing up his chest and looking at Mercyhour and only Mercyhour with determination in his eyes. Winnie was a dick for being larger than him anyways- at least Goldie was smaller for the moment being younger and all.

"Oh, pick me- I want to fucking play." He said with a toothy grin, looking at the others now, wondering what sort of questions they'd come up with for one another.[/justify]

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[justify]ooc. lmao sorry forgot to respond to this c':
+ making adoption thread tomorrow after school <3

ic. Well, she was the boss, and Dionysus took no hesitation in nodding his head, not really comprehending words let alone his own. He knew very well where this was going, if he was sober enough to remember, you bet your ass he'd hate himself in the morning- for now though? Say hellow to blackout drunk- where memories are non-existent and mistakes are never heard about until months later. "Aye aye, Captain." He said with a smirk, climbing up onto the bed with her and simply snuggling with her for a bit until... well, it doesn't really need to be said, now does it?

"You're fucking gorgeous, I think I may just fall in love with you, y'know?" He told her, kissing her neck, drunk laughter escaping past his lips. He had uttered those words he'd never think about saying in reality, but there they were- the brutal, honest truth. After this moment really, all memories were lost to him, and the rest all but a blur without any of it remaining in his head for much longer.

//Cut to morning?[/justify]

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[justify]STORY ➤ This is not your usual love story, if it can be considered one at all- you see, Dionysus is an asshole, a Dragon that arrived at the doorstep of the Achaean League and decided to call it home. Winnifred is an asshole- but to Dionysus. The two absolutely loathe each other in ways that words can't really describe. It's to the point where sexual tensions were high between the two, where their comebacks and snark and harsh words were mistaken as 'flirting' by everyone else in the clan. Dubbed the 'newlyweds' by the other Leaguers, the two despised each other more. The two don't really know it yet, but they are falling in love bit by chaotic, dickish bit. Though they'd never admit to it- while sober.

The two got drunk one night ( and I mean blackout drunk ) and professed their love, before doing the do and now, unknowingly, Winnifred has little Dragons on the way!

GENETICS ➤ Winnifred is a large dragon, Dionysus a small- seeing as Winnie is the mother however, these Draglette's will be LARGE dragons. Seeing as Dragons are a make believe creature we don't quite know how their genetics work, so appearances are free for all.

For look alike purposes, Dionysus is an obsidian dragon with golden swirls, copper eyes, and plenty of horns + wings ( 6 limbs total- 4 legs, 2 wings ), Dionysus is also a vampire ( optional ). Winnie has an elemental skin ( fire ) but when not on, her scales are copper. She also has 6 limbs total. Winnifred is also immortal ( optional ), so you have choice of making your kid immortal or not.

RELATIONS ➤ Dionysus Niklaus is a Gen 2 character, and is the son of Mikaelson Niklaus, the head of a Vampire family. He is also the head Muse of the Achaean League ( an HP- the medic if you would ). He is related to the entire Niklaus family and there relations, but other than that has no other significant relations.

Winnifred Tuck is a Gen (?) character, and her soul is immortal ( as stated above ). She is a General of the Achaean League ( an HP- the Deputy ), and is having many other alliance litters with the AL's allies, so these kids will be the half siblings of those kids.

These Draglette's will be Gen 3, and MUST carry the last name Niklaus-Tuck

FORM ➤ The form is FFA, but please at least include the basics such as Name, Appearance, Personality, etc. etc. Remember- Quality or Quantity as well!

RULES ➤ I know I know, no one really likes rules, but hey- at least they're pretty basic at best.
1) All FF rules apply
2) No nagging, begging, whining, etc. etc. We're all decent beings here
3) Please remain active with your kid if you get picked, if inactivity for at least three weeks, without a valid notice, your kid will be rehomed!
4) Please be respectful of Monsters2 and I's decision in choosing! And of the winners as well, no one wants to be a poor sport, after all
5) Again, no naming theme- they can be loner, warrior, tribal- just be creative!

SLOTS ➤ There will be THREE slots total!
1) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
2) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
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[justify]Do do do, putting in a small activity warning boop de boop--

Aaaand in other words, how is everyone today? <3[/justify]

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[justify]Pffbt sorry for the OOC thing in the boardddd but small activity note!

Hey! So, my activity may have dipped a little bit recently, but that's because we just started ( and finished ) our first week back at school from Spring Break, an I've been desperately trying to balance everything again. Not to mention I got a job now, and this weekend is just a convoluted mess of activities and things I've being dragged out too! So I don't think I'll be out for that long, and I plan on making at least a few posts today and tomorrow if given the chance, but other than that this is just a quick notice for my small dip in or lack of posts / activity!

I hope to be back soon, too, in all my museful glory as well ;;
In the meantime, I'll try and get as much done today to make up for my lack of later <3[/justify]

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[justify]Bump <3[/justify]

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[justify]Damn straight his name was Giggles, and damn straight did this kitsune fucked up fox creature unnerve Dionysus. What could he say? Dude was fucked up, in ways that the obsidian dragon could never really put forward. Regardless, he tolerated him for now... at least he was a source of humour for the small dragon as he approached, his copper eyes narrowed and his brows raised. Yeah, OK, he had missed the bird- but was his fucking paw OK?

"I don't think we have any fucking prisoners- a sham, really, but uh... do you want me to do something about your fucking paw, Giggles? I mean I know you're an insane bastard but I'd assume you wouldn't want an infection." He huffed, tilting his head in the direction of the males gnawed paw. [/justify]

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[justify]Yeah, yeah he remembered when Goldie had been struck by lightning- that was... probably one of the most terrifying moments in his life, really. Not like the obsidian dragon would really ever admit to that, however, but he still felt a bit wary whenever it came to a stormy night now. Perhaps it was time he took some of Winnie's threats more seriously after all- but he refused to give her that sort of satisfaction as he noticed Mercyhour, Giggles and... some other kid who he didn't know. Fun.

"Ey Goldie, how're ya fucking feeling?" He asked, actually rather sincere with his question. A shame his tone of voice and choice of words was always set to 'asshole' mode.[/justify]

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[justify]Oh great- Giggles had a fucking kid? And by the sound of it multiple kids? Great, more crazies running around- well, OK, this kid seemed pretty sane but... Dionysus was wary regardless. Sauntering up he came up next to Winnifred, looking over the others, rolling his shoulders before he turned his full attention to the kid. Perhaps in that one split second before he opened his mouth, he looked kind and considerate, but here came the words of beauty flowing from his mouth.

"I'm fucking Dionysus, not Dino unlike what some people say." he said, shooting Winnie a glare before turning back to the kid. "Nice to meet you Fffh- Fuht... Footguhn. How the fuck do I pronounce your name, kid, thing's a bitch to pronounce." He said, scrunching up his nose. Leave it to giggles to come up with that sort of name but... well, it was original, he liked it- it was just so fucking hard for him to pronounce. [/justify]

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[justify]You bet your sweet ass she had succeeded, for despite the fact that Dionysus was never one to admit it while sober, he was in fact quite fond of the girl. He loved her, his heart fluttered around her, his sharp words a shield to protect himself- and as a first act of 'love' they were having kids. Wasn't that wonderful?

It was a pure shame he didn't remember a single moment of it.

Dionysus awoke with a groan when he felt light hit his eyes, burning, searing, far too bright. He felt something warm beside him on the bed, felt comfortable, safe, even. Except for that pounding headache he had, that parched dryness in his throat, how sore his joints were let alone the blinding light that didn't make his headache any better. Grumbling something under his breath he turned over, not wanting to see the light, wanting to sleep... what he got was worse than the light- he got Winnie's face.

"What thE FUCK?" He shouted, confused, startled, and falling out of the bed with a 'thud'. Oh, oh that really didn't help his bloody headache, and bottles clanged and clattered around him. Shit, shit had they dank until they had passed out? That was a first, and that was the only thing he could assume happened. Man, that sucked ass too, looked like he had to stockpile on booze again.

"Get the fuck out." he grumbled, scared even, not wanting Winnie in his house. She was a fucking bitch, he hated her, why did drunk him let her stay the night? Ugh he felt impure, he felt unknowing, a gnawing nagging feeling of what did we do last night? But alas he couldn't remember, he only knew that he wanted her out of his house, and fast. Bitch probably sweet talked into staying the night 'cause she was too drunk. Damn it drunk me, toughen up. He thought bitterly, closing his eyes and rubbing at his temples. [/justify]

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[justify]Lovely apps so far!
Bump <3[/justify]

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