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"we all know that you're the one with out a brain. you're just telling me i don't have a brain because you can't face the fact that you don't and i do." she retorted, narrowing her eyes at him and even adding a childish shake of her head. then for once she was silent for a few moments as she watched marius, watched him receive the offer of the game and couldn't help but grin as she saw first the doubt flicker over his face on whether to play until he accepted. "great!" she squealed, doing a small jump as she said this. games were just great, now what to play? "okay, okay. we can play one of my monster games! or, or, we could play truth or dare? oh and explore. which should we play!?"

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"don't you know marius? he just isn't cool," egg stated as she walked over to the group, an amused look on her face as she stood next to the rude kitten himself. and as jax threatened to cut his tongue out she couldn't help but snigger slightly, now that would be funny. although then there arguments would likely become silent, which wouldn't be quite as entertaining. turning to the newcomer, as he was the reason everyone was here in the first place, the kitten gave him a friendly bob of her head as she introduced herself. "hiya i'm egg. you know once i met an ogre named frank and you know he ate cats! and dogs! and he was huge!" now whilst marius might spend his life being rude to others, she preferred to spend it telling lies.

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"why does everyone else get such cool things? i want wings!" egg exclaimed as she walked over. it was likely rather obvious by now that egg wasn't the best at complimenting others when they got something she wanted. because why should they get something and not her? she had yet to realise that life wasn't fair and so felt the need to complain at all of these occasions. but it sort of was a compliment as well, why would she want something that didn't look nice and wasn't cool?

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"i'll play!" egg called out as she headed over to the group. she loved this game, it was so fun. although in her case it was more, lie or dare than truth or dare. but oh well, it was still fun. and anyway she picked dares most of the time.

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parties were great weren't they? she just loved parties. the last party her and her frenemy? marius had spiked the food with catnip and whilst she was going to do something quite that crazy at this party. mostly due to the fact she didn't have a partner in crime and she was pretty sure epsilon would instantly suspect her. it was still going to be fun. because you did cool stuff at parties, right?

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egg and him kind of got off on the wrong foot, but maybe 'friends'?
if he's gullible she'd definitely like him, cause telling lies is literally her favorite thing.

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like he thinks she's so brave and everything and really it's all lies
poor spatula
she just loves how gullible he is though

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turning to face spatula, the egg began on her rant about what had happened. "so helen was giving me some wine, which is actually quite nice. but jax says i can't have it. but i want some. because helen gets it, so why shouldn't i?" and with that she let out an annoyed hmph sound and glared at the ground. really the little kitten could be rather stroppy when she decided to.

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hearing the practically terrified tone of voice her friend was using, egg shot him a smile and nudged his side lightly. "why are you so afraid spat? it's only us and we're your friends! also can i call you spat for short?" hopefully that would make her friend feel better. and as for spat, who cared if it sounded a little odd. her name was egg and she loved it!

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"okay that's good, you look out for dandelions okay?" egg suggested with a smile to her friend as she glanced around, pleased that he'd believed her she then begAN TO WALK AWAY, GLANCING BACK to check he was following her before continuing. as they continued on she added "as soon as i see any pansies or peonies i'll tell you," it was a good thing she knew what those two flowers looked like, well roughly at least, as she'd just named them off the top of her head. anyway she could just pick any pretty flower and pretend it was a pansy or peony.

soon enough they reached a small group of pretty coloured flowers and she thought that some of them were pansies, so picking out a purple and white coloured one she showed it too her friend and exclaimed. "look this is a pansy! if you see any others like this tell me!"

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she'd probably start off with some wild lie and he'd just be like "i know you're lying egg."
and if possible could you make please??

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/tracking in case this opens up again

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oh, another person to lie too. was it bad that she liked meeting new folks almost solely for the purpose of lying to them? well for some maybe, but not to this little kitten. hurrying over to the two, the little white kitten called out "hiya i'm egg," then slowing to a halt she waited a moment or two before adding "the other day i met a wizard and they could do magic! and, and they had blue fur. isn't that amazing?"

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100th post woooh!!

being only two months old at the moment, but nearing her three month birthday, egg wanted to get as many things as possible done before then. which included climbing a tree! which surprisingly she had yet to do. so the little kitten had found a tree with a suitably low bottom branch, but even this was too high for her to reach. so she'd gathered some stones, only the ones she'd been strong enough to push over, until they were high enough for her to reach the branch. scrambling up them she managed to jump and latch onto the branch of the tree, managing to knock over her stones at the same moment. not realising this she continued to climb until she was really quite high. which was exciting!

but just as she was about to climb down the tree; she noticed that her pile of stones had fallen down and she was pretty much stuck. eyes widening with this sudden news the little kitten shifted around worriedly, wondering how she would be able to get down. but upon realising there was no way she decided the only option was to call for help. which she did not want to do. she didn't want anyone to know she was stuck by her own accorded, knocking her own stones over. so she'd have to make something up.

taking a deep breath the called out "anyone around!?" waiting a few moments she elaborated "i was climbing this tree and i made a pile of stones to get onto the lowest branch but - then a beaver came out of nowhere and it knocked the stones over. which was very rude. and i can't get down."

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unlike many cats her age, egg didn't like chasing butterflies all that much. instead she preferred to be chased by her candy dragons. in fact she was running away from one at the very moment when she managed to hurtle headfirst into penguinkit. blinking rapidly she managed to take a step back away from the other kitten. "ahhh! sorry! i was just being chased by a dragon!" she exclaimed, her words all jumbled up as she came back to her rightful state.

her eyes focusing once again she caught sight of the squashed butterfly. "eww! why do you have a dead butterfly?!"

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/track i'll reply later
and oh my gosh spatula is just adorable

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Both sound totally great!
At the moment I have no ideas though

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Seeing as just everyone was introducing themselves to each other, egg decided she might as well go join in. So the white coloured feline walked over to the scene, eyes focusing on the starter of this whole little events bandana before exclaiming. "i would look great in one of those. But in light green and with no letters. Oh and I'm egg by the way," yes the bandanna was rather cool, excluding the letters; she couldn't read them and therefore they held no interest to her.

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It seemed as though sodapop had found his long lost mother or something of the sort and whilst that was all very nice and all; egg couldn't help but wonder about her own family. She had never met them, well if she had she didn't remember anything and she wasn't sure she wanted to. They left her. And come on who would want to leave some was as amazing as her? clearly them. but anyway she could always lie and make up some wonderfully amazing family filled with leaders and villains and a whole lot in between. As for now well soda's mum was a joiner and therefore, "hiya I'm egg and once I met a troll! I bet you haven't met a troll before."

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It seemed as all her friends were a little socially awkward, along with gullible actually as most cats were at there age; actually that was the very reason she'd befriended them, well at least at first anyway. Anyway gene was talking about a club or something wasn't he... Wait a minute a club?! she'd never been in a club before! And they sounded so fun! "yeah I want to fpen a club! That'd be great! Oh does it have a leader? Are you leader? Can I be deputy then? Just so you know I have loads of experience with being a deputy for clubs, you won't get a kitten better than me." which was once again a lie, but at least it was for her own good this time and not for amusement. Or maybe this meant it was worse?