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    DAMION LANNISTER

    "Whoa there, vocab police, is that all you can deduce, you dumb cunt? Cunt is my favorite word, so I'll use it whenever I want, cunt," the cave lion returned with a grin. It was funny they were making it personal, because Damion didn't mind verbally tearing this cunt a new cunt. "Maybe I, a defender, don't see anyone attacking at the moment? Have you figured that out in your dumb cunt brain, or is it too much for you to process? You're also talking your cunt mouth off instead of attacking, so I can say that we're two dumb cunts in the same pod, eh?"


    There was a snort of laughter. "Wow, you should really be talking about how a Clan is doing, dumb cunt. The Volary Flights hasn't been relevant since Littlestar, dumb cunt, and you're just another dumb cunt leader in a line of dumb cunt leaders driving your dumb cunt group deeper and deeper into the backwater cuntcrack of Cuntville. Even if I'm doing worse than Trash or Belial, the Exile's still in a better state than either the Ruins or whatever your dumb cunt predecessors butchered HawkClan into, dumb cunt."


    Barghest's remark didn't escape him and he continued with his rapid-fire delivery of verbal artillery. "If your dumb cunt Clanmate got captured and was allowed to fucking leave, it's their own dumb cunt fault for not leaving. We need a fucking natural selection award for this particular dumb cunt and I'll be giving it to them today--whoever's closest to this dumb cunt Rohan, slit their fucking throat already."


    The battle joined quickly afterwards and Damion was about to go after an opponent, but Stone was dumb enough to respond, which gave the cave lion more opportunity to demonstrate his shit-stirring wit. "And what does that matter when you've lost all your tricks and driven the Ruins down your new fuck buddy's road, you pathetic sand-blown piece of ass-crust."


    As Kira headed deeper into the territory, he would go after the little cunt. Should Cody's attack connect, the cave lion would be ready there--he would aim to slap a paw across Kira's face, hoping to stun him and incapacitate him.


    kira

    you'll no longer feel when your heart's turned to gold

    DAMION LANNISTER

    "I'm good on check ups, thanks for asking," Damion answered back towards Barghest. His brows drew together in a small frown as he considered all that was said between the two commanders.


    "I'll be fine with doing a weekly raid sort of thing at meetings," Damion agreed with Cody. "As for other incentives, we could do something with rewarding participation in raids and leading them. The Exiles have done a contest like this before where two teams are targeting two different enemies and compete against each other in terms of offensive actions."


    // i wouldn't mind giving out small art prizes for that contest

    you'll no longer feel when your heart's turned to gold

    DAMION LANNISTER

    It had been a quiet day in his room until he heard Cody's request from outside. Damion was napping, or what he called taking a break, and an ear twitched as he heard his name. Suppressing a yawn, he called out in a sleep-drowned voice, "Come in. What's up, Cody?" Damion would rise into a sitting position, blinking drowsiness from his eyes.


    Whatever Cody needed to speak about sounded urgent, judging by the tone and circumstances. It wasn't every day that the Commander reached out to him personally in this manner.

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    DAMION LANNISTER

    "Alright, thanks, Cy," Damion returned with a grin, firing back a nickname of his own towards the Commander. "Icarus is demoted due to his inactivity. There are no warnings this week."


    Now that the bad news was over, here was happier stuff. "Nyria, Dio, Giorno, Avarice, if you would like, you may step up to peacekeeper or hellraiser, your choice. Barghest, I would like for you to step up to commander. In addition, since we are lacking a moonshiner, Barghest will step into that rank as well. I also want to congratulate every Exile on how well we're doing this week and make special mentions to Cyrus, Cody, Tytos, Roseus, Ivory, Penny, Batcavepaw, Aegis, Aldritch, and Klara. Keep up the good work, everyone!"


    "In addition, there will be some titles given out this week--Penny, Cody, Cyrus receive the Host and Hostess titles. Nyria and Barghest, on account of their captures, receive both Slaver and Tormentor. If anyone has suggestions for someone to receive a title, drop a message to me whenever."


    "And this week's champions are Barghest again and Ivory! Barghest has been doing a lot of work in planning raids and keeping the camp exciting with small things. On the other hand, Ivory presents a fine example of an Exile who is quick to enter discussions."


    "And unless someone else has any event to announce, this meeting is dismissed!"


    BARGHEST. + IVORY L. -- lmk how you want your trophies to look!


    // edit : forgot a promo

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    DAMION LANNISTER

    There were people interested in this, he was pleased to see. Damion would give each a curt nod of greeting. "Cyrus," he began. "Our census is very, very outdated, so I would like you to start a new one and make it as accurate as possible. I'm hoping this may aid you in the future for event planning."


    "Your Royal Highness, I would like to make a humble request of you--there have been many joiners recently. Could you make friends with two of them and then have them make friends with each other, as well?"


    "Breakout, I would like you to leave a message for an enemy of your choice--steal something from a high position in that group and replace it with your message and maybe something bloody, too."


    "Cody, I would like you to establish a plan of defense in raids for those who are unable to fight. I want you to make sure that everyone who needs to knows about the plan after you clear it with me."

    you'll no longer feel when your heart's turned to gold

    DAMION LANNISTER

    Damion didn't particularly care for the Volary Flights. They were a fourth rate shithole teaming up with a third rate one. He was pretty sure a good cadre of Exiles could just set up camp on their territory and wouldn't be removed unless they screamed for their allies to help. Fucking pathetic.


    But Stone and the Ruins were there. "Dumb as a Rock, so nice of you to show your cunt face here at last. I was beginning to forget that you fuckers existed. What latrine pit did you crawl out of with all your paste-eating cunts, you royal malformed outcropping of loose granite? Or did you fall out of the wrong side of your cradle today and landed face first into a puddle of Volary piss? Must taste good if you've been sucking up a glass of the Veil's every morning since you became leader, you feckless cunt."

    you'll no longer feel when your heart's turned to gold