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  • what the wet bag of human horse shit - open, rom com fortress

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]elias jumped, causing the bed to give a low creak. [color=#FA5858]"oh fuck. don't you at least offer a measly goddamn knock before you begin snooping in someone's room? and stop looking at my stuff, you might scratch the covers with your goddamn way-too inquisitive gaze." he hopped from his comfortable position and pushed the dvd radiopaw was looking at under his bed, trying to suppress an embarrassed expression with a frown. his gaze then turned into a knife as he looked at the next criticizer of the fine art that was romantic comedy. [color=#FA5858]"excuse me, you dickwhistle? how about you old-fashioned go fuck yourself." after that he kept quiet as alex initiated conversation with strawberrykit about killian and his alien shit.

  • OUR LOVE IS THE WORST KIND (private; elias)

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]brow cocked, eli began to answer radiopaw. [color=#FA5858]"what kind of fun thing are we going to be doing?" if it was something that would possibly get him killed then eli was absolutely not doing it, no questions asked. that shit was definitely too risky.

  • OUR LOVE IS THE WORST KIND (private; elias)

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]eli was slightly taken aback when the girl just sprinted off like that, but his surprise soon turned into amusement and elias found himself chuckling. [color=#FA5858]"h-hey! wait up!" he called after her, stubby legs pumping rapidly to keep in time with her. [b][color=#FA5858]"so where are we even going?"

  • So many wonders! [O ; FLOWER CROWNS]

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]elias groaned when rad commented on how cute red flowers would look. [color=#FA5858]"they wouldn't be fucking cute. now shut your mouth before it becomes associated with my fist." after snapping, the kitten picked up a couple of nice looking red flowers from the large pile and began to mimic the weaving technique the others were using. besides, who cared what all those people thought about flower crowns? eli kind of liked the floral accessories. once he had crafted his crown, elias placed it on his head and found himself stuck with a goofy lopsided grin across his face. [b][color=#FA5858]"you know, i kind of like this goddamn thing."

  • OUR LOVE IS THE WORST KIND (private; elias)

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]elias's face scrunched up in a confused sort of way, but he just shook it off. radiopaw was eccentric, yet he was starting to get used to it. he had no idea what she meant by floating, though. he guessed he would find out soon enough. hopefully they weren't going swimming. eli despised the water with a passion and couldn't even swim. shrugging it off, he focused on the main task at hand, which was making it to the food court. [color=#FA5858]

  • OUR LOVE IS THE WORST KIND (private; elias)

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt][color=#FA5858]"what the fuck. what is a cinnabon. that is the stupidest goddamn name i have ever heard. jesus save us all from the dreaded cinnabon. and a taco bell? what a taco and why is it being morphed with a bell to create the strange and hideous mutant that goes by the name of taco bell? and fucking SUBWAY? what the hell is that? what the hell is this?" elias was silent for a moment before piping up again. [b][color=#FA5858]"i want to try it all."

  • AM I A WIZARD? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN A WIZARD? (open; power)

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]eli caught a glimpse of the green glow and walked into the room. [color=#FA5858]"what the actual living jesus *? radio, you're *ing green. you are lime *ing green." elias pointed out the obvious, a horrified look on his face. [color=#FA5858]"rad, why are you lime *ing green?" he inquired, not hearing the explanation from the medic.

  • habits [[ open; injury

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt][color=#FA5858]"fuck." elias muttered, watching the scene from afar. he definitely wasn't going to go down there, though. he didn't care how hurt she was; it was too close to the water. water scared the everloving shit out of elias. besides, an mca had already shown up. what good would he be now anyways? eli walked away, huffing as he did so.

  • BECAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE - open, exploring the territory!

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]eli caught up with the group before they set off, as he had nothing better to do that day and sort of wanted to explore the territory. besides, hanging out with radio for a bit had given him a sense of adventure that he hadn't gotten the chance to exercise in a while. [color=#FA5858]

  • stay lost on our way home | open, m+g

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]the kitten shuffled over, not looking too particularly excited to be socializing but there he was all the same. [color=#FA5858]"uh, hi. i'm elias." the ornery child uttered, shooting a tired glance at annabeth.

  • gotta catch them all + open, game stop

    [justify][font=arial][color=black][size=9pt]eli walked into the store, his face expressing a surprising amount of curiosity. [color=#FA5858]"what the fuck is that?" he inquired in regards to the fire wielding creature on the screen in front of the tiger.

  • OUR LOVE IS THE WORST KIND (private; elias)

    [justify][font=courier][color=grey][size=9pt][color=red]"sandwiches?" elias padded over to the subway, which was where the alleged sandwiches laid in waiting. the kitten's eyes glowed yellow as a strong burst of excitement exploded in his chest. [color=red]"holy fuck. there's this green shit that looks like goddamn confetti. and these little red circles are flopping everywhere. they're so goddamn FLOPPY." popping one of the strange circles in his mouth, eli gagged. [color=red]"they taste like shit though."

  • SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE -- open; missing?

    [justify][font=courier][color=grey][size=9pt]eli trudged over, his brow cocked. he hadn't seen this blossom character at all, but shouldn't he have seen her by now? i mean, he had been living in tidalclan for about two weeks. the kitten just shrugged it off, though. he assumed that there were a lot of people he hadn't met yet and blossom was one of them. but shouldn't he help look for her, even if it was just a silly game of hide and seek? elias was still a bit skeptical about the whole thing when he spoke up. [color=red]"hey, kid. i don't think your goddamn sister is playing hide and seek."

  • angles - private, ginny

    [justify][font=courier][color=grey][size=9pt]elias was sitting on a comfortable leather couch in his room aka furniture store reading a book. he had picked it up at his favorite book store. instead of the usual romantic comedy, eli had picked up something different. the title had intrigued him; it was called "to kill a mockingbird". the kitten was enjoying it. the writing style used in the book was much more prestigious than the writing in his romance novels, which was a nice change of pace. [color=red]"yeah, scout! punch that asshole's teeth out!" eli had gotten to the part where scout punched the lights out of her cousin francis and called him a whore lady. elias liked that particular insult and had stored it away for later use. he liked scout finch, for her use of curses and violent tendencies reminded him of himself.