Posts by ThatRandomCourier

"And who's to say I'm only good with guns???" Said Sebastian, who took off his gloves to reveal his right hand was robotic, and the other was glowing faintly with a light blue aura.

A shield formed in his left hand: one emblazoned with the Omega symbol.

His right hand flipped off David, and a sword came out of his arm.

The sword looked like the b@stard child of a katana, a chainsaw, and fire.

He caught this with his robotic hand, and took an expert combat stance.

His irises changed to purple: the color of seriousness.

A cream colored aura, edged with red, appeared around him.

Dice got up, surprisingly steady for one who just woke up after fainting from exhaustion.

He stretched, several joints popping.

"So...nice place..." He trailed off. Being locked in someplace ran by Eggman for three years DOES remove much of one's knowledge of social educate.

"Well it's my very good honor to meet you, Miss Amy...you wouldn't happen to know a mechanic, would you???" He asked

OOC: I'm having troubles keeping up with this myself.

"Let me guess: He has 2 tails???" Dice deadpanned.

Eggman chuckled. "Really??? You want to challenge the 4th most dangerous automaton I've ever built???" He asked, half surprised and half amused.

Hmm...It would make a good replacement for The Colosseum from Hercules.

"And unsurprisingly dumber than a Golden Gecko."

"I have an idea." Dice said, grinning mischievously.

"Hold on a second: I'll throw you a couple Stimpaks..and a rock so you can hit the little red button to disarm the mine."

A few second later, a couple Stimpaks, along with a rock, went flying through the air.

One Stimpak hit him needle-first in the arm. The other landed at his feet.

As for the rock...

It hit the button on the mine, disarming it.

"Hmm...good strategy, except I've never been dumb enough to store all function systems in the head: That'd make every robot so easy to destroy." Eggman said.

Dice smiled.

"Excellent...do you think I could see him about this laser???" He asked, holding up the laser in question.

"I'd say the best idea is to shoot Caesar's Legion people until we destroy them all, and prevent them from taking over the Capital Wasteland. I also recommend we prevent the NCR from taking Hoover Dam, as they would put big taxes on everything, and that's a bad idea. So the best idea is whatever creates an Independent Vegas...Also, while we're at it, we should off Mr House...He's a d*ck."

Sebastian burst out laughing from that. "Man, if I had known that was all it would have taken, I'd have told him something MUCH more interesting." He said, the shield in his hand dissolving.

The sword flew back into his arm.

"Anyways, I say we wrap the prick in so much bubble wrap he can't move, and leave him at the mercy of kids who like popping said bubble wrap." Sebastian suggested, pulling out a box of the previously mentioned bubble wrap.

OOC: If it isn't obvious, I like bubble wrap...a lot...

"Hmm...Oh wait...that was Metal Sonic Version 2.3...Computer, Startup Code: Metal S V 13.347 Standard Equipment Package."

The rest of the Legion around them died.

"Hmm...glad none of the Enclave are around...then again, when you start shooting them in the face with a cannon that fires pure electricity, they tend to run away...surprisingly fast for people wearing Power Armor."

"Hmm...And give him the voice that talking Chihuahua had." He said with a grin. Apparently Eggman had a sense of humor.

No, I understand it. It's just that half the crap that's going on is completely and utterly f*cking random/

"Hmm...Computer, activate Metal Sonic: Legion Edition, with Code 115 Armor."

Dice immediately grabbed Jax and pulled out an EMP grenade.

"Name, Model, Creator." He said simply, thumb on the pin.

"Well, the Brotherhood of Steel can make some VERY nice toys out of a Tesla Coil. Of course, nothing is quite as good as this revolver I used to have. I called it Blackhawk. .44 caliber. High power scope. Made Super Mutant heads explode in the most beautiful way. Should probably go back and get it, now that I think about it. You'd probably say I was high on every drug imaginable if I told you where I kept all my guns." He said.

"I'd say Creator is a bit of a stretch. I find enslaver more fitting considering what Roboticizing does to most people." He said.

"I understand that completely. Eggman never seems to bother with painkillers. Then again that's somewhat understandable: If we got addicted it would effect his precious little experiments."