"FO' STARCLAN'S SAKE LIL' LADY, AH WANT UH BIG BLACKBIRD, NOT NO RAVEN!"
The NPC apprentice stared at the fluffy tom, her face stuck in a rather incredulous expression.
"Uh, sir, I don't think you understand-
"DON'T LECTURE TA ME 'BOUT NO BIRDS! AH'VE BEEN HERE SINCE YO' GREAT GRANDMAMA LEARNT HOW TA WALK NOW N' AH SAW HER GET HER APPRENTICE NAME N' BACK DEN SHE WAS AN ODD DUCK N' AH KNOW WHAT DUCKS ARE N' AH KNOW WUT RAVENS ARE N' DON'T YA BE LECTURIN' TA ME 'BOUT NO BIRDS!"
The NPC, borderline appalled, simply shook her head and padded out of the elder's den.
Brown-nose huffed, the fluffy tom offended by her leaving.
"Now, who in de hell wanna give n' old cat uh real blackbird?"
The elderly seal point Snowshoe cat debated getting his own food; he'd know what to catch, unlike that scrap of fur kitten trying to sell him a raven as a big blackbird.