okay so I checked all the countries and made sure to push "stealth"
gooo
... looks like I'm on a random street
damn it looks very American
I wanted something crazy and exotic-looking
there's a sign, maybe I can read it
wait how do you turn around
I CAN'T TURN AROUND ACK
EVERYTIME I CLICK IT JUST TAKES ME FORWARD
NO STOP I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND THE SIGN AHHH
okay I figured out how to turn around
the signs are pretty unhelpful
one is warning for deer which could mean anything
I'm going to guess America or Canada though
lots of deer in America and Canada
Canada would be pretty cool since I've never been there
I'm going to feel ripped off if I'm still in America
two more signs
... what the hell does that sign even mean
It's like some kind of... inverted bump
watch for strange double-bumps??
I've never seen that sign before
is that a Canadian sign
okay so, looking around
I see some power lines in that direction so I'm going to hope there's civilization nearby
logical reasoning like awyeahhh
oh snap
there's a suspicious trail into the forest
am I allowed to go that way
what if I get mugged by virtual hitchhikers
... aw it won't let me go there
guess I'm back to walking down this road
it's starting to look pretty well taken care of, I'm assuming I'm close to some kind of town
another deer sign
they really want you to watch out for those deer
all this clicking is wearing me out though, man
ANOTHER DEER SIGN?
OH WAIT A BIG BLUE SIGN
okay maybe I can figure out where I am
...
.......
Follonica? Montioni?
okay guys I think I'm in Italy
never heard of these places in my life omg
holy shit how do I find an airport in Italy I am so screwed
okay I appear to have located some kind of vacation building
"Ristorante"??
sounds kind of like "restaurant" so I'mma go with that
this would be easier if it were real life and I could ask for directions
or, wait, nevermind, it wouldn't because I can't speak Italian
at least I'd have the opportunity to do some lame charades
I'M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THOUGH DAMN IT
I see some old people on a bench
hello elderly folk
guess it's back to the road for me
wow another deer sign
I didn't realize they had so many deer in Italy
LOL JUST SAW A DUDE ON A MOPED
more deer signs
oh but another blue sign, too
"Provincia Grosseto, Montioni"
yep sounds pretty Italian to me
what does "SP 33" mean?
is that the speed limit? because that's a really specific number for a speed limit
please don't mean "33 miles to civilization"
I don't think I could fake-travel 33 more miles on foot
more Italian signs I don't understand
"Provincia de Grosseto"
"Protezione Civile"
does that mean I'm near a town because yes that sounds good
but what if I reach a town that doesn't have an airport
oh goodness what will I do ;__;
"Livorno Grosseto"?
welp squinting at signs isn't helping
you know, I don't think I'm fully appreciating the landscape here
it's very... uh, there are lots of trees
and I see lots of mountains in the background
it's quite pretty
whoa nevermind all the trees went away
there's some kind of open field here
another strange sign I don't understand
it looks like an arrow with a tiny arm
what the hell does that even mean
"Follonica 10 KM"
all right going to... Follonica
I think
ANOTHER DEER SIGN OMG HOW MANY OF THOSE DO YOU NEED
okay a beige sign this time
says "Follonica"
am I in Follonica yet
no I'm just at a large house in the middle of nowhere
there's a lot of those in Italy
WHOA A SIGN IN PARTIAL ENGLISH
"Borgognano Farm House"
too bad that doesn't help me
I'm in the middle of farm country, dude
that's bad
that means I'm far from big cities
or at least I think it does
OH HEY I THINK THAT'S A HOSPITAL SIGN
it has a phone and "118" next to it
is 118 Italy's equivalent of 911
all right well I think that means civilization is ahead
another sign
"Strada del Vino, Monteregio di Massa Marittima"
is that... some kind of wine vineyard??
I see a picture of a wine glass on it
welp, not helpful to me
aw crap another sign
so it's telling me that Follonica is southwest from here, and Massa Marittima is northeast
I don't know which one sounds like a bigger city
I'm bad at decisions omg
what if I go to Follonica and Massa Marittima is the one with the airport
which way should I gooo
...
hmm, it appears that a giant blue bus is approaching from the direction of Massa Marittima
but then that could just be a tourist bus carrying people back from that vineyard place I saw the sign for before
oh goodness, what to do
I see what appear to be power lines in the direction of Follonica
I just see road and mountains in the direction of Massa Marittima
... well, it there's a vineyard over there, I'm going to assume it's more likely that there's farmland / wilderness in that direction
they wouldn't grow grapes in the middle of a big city
or at least I don't think they would
maybe that's how they roll in Italy
I'm going to take my chances and go with Follonica, I guess
or am I
there's another sign over here saying that "Scarlino" is also in that direction
11 miles away (I think that's what it says??)
WAIT IS THAT AN AIRPLANE??
nope, doesn't look like it ;__;
I'd love to see an airplane, that's exactly what I need to see
just go in the direction of the airplane and voila
... or go in the opposite direction the airplane
wait, there's a town called "Livorno" south of here
hehe, sounds kind of like "Lovino"
maybe I should go there |D
WAIT
WAIT ZOMG
IS THAT A PICTURE OF SPAIN?
AM I IN SPAIN??
okay nevermind I just looked at a map of Spain (not a detailed one >u> just a general one to look at the shape) and it doesn't look like Spain
THIS LOOKS LIKE A REALLY HELPFUL SIGN THOUGH, LIKE
IF ONLY I COULD READ IT ARGH
okay more signs
Follonica is 3 miles away from here, woop
there's also a sign with a picture of a bed on it
and some silverware underneath it
I also see something that appears to say "GILDA sexy disco sexy"
and there's a phone number
all right, that's cool
guess I know where to find the local strip club
none of these look like they're pointing me toward an airport
although there's something that looks sort of like an airplane
or maybe those are deer
idk I mean they seem to be crazy about their deer here
hoo boy I'm definitely in Italy
just saw an Italian flag
CAN'T COMPLAIN, Italy is up there on my list of countries I'd love to visit <3
so, now that I've definitely established that I'm in Italy, I just need to find an airport...
there appear to be a LOT of cars going to Follonica, I think that's a good sign
I wonder if I'm in north or south Italy? teehee XD
the hell is this? some kind of... stadium??
this looks suspiciously like a prison area, I see watchtowers o_o
SIENA??
THAT NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR
SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ITALIAN CITY
or maybe I'm thinking Vienna I mean Venice
then again it says it's 80 miles northeast from where I am, and if I'm wrong, that takes me 80 miles away from where I am now, where there may be an airport
but then I also need to consider that the fact that this sign is telling me where Siena is located when it's 80 miles away indicates that it's a larger city
the question is... is it a large enough city to have an airport??
hmm
crap I don't know if I should go that way or not
urgh now I'm worried
but big city has to be some sort of lead so I'll go that way
SIENA, HERE I COME
I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AIRPORT